Liz Ford chops up Earl at the BLAZE! You are my HERO!!!

Slider said:
1) Earl has some sort of psychological handicap regarding playing pool with women.


Ken

I can't fault him for that. I have always had a problem playing HOT women!! They just get right in my head and I can't think anymore. But who cares Your HOT! so thats why I want Laura Lindauer!! GRRR!!! :o
 
Slider said:
1) Earl has some sort of psychological handicap regarding playing pool with women.

2) Supe, you have an absolutely amazing set of t3at5.

Ken

Ok, lets get something straight. SUPERSTAR's AVATAR has what some would deem, "desirable characteristics" but in reality, i am a man, and don't have a chest that looks like that, although i am barrel chested.

I threw it up there when there was that whole avatar thread a while back that caused so much controversy.

As for Earl, he is Psychologically handicapped with ANYONE he feels is beneath him. If they start to play well, he goes into his patented performance.
 
I'm not 100% comfterbuls talking about this but I guess there is no shame in being truthful and I would rather describe it myself, correctly:

Blaze Open Tournament
Race to 7
Alternating Break (break from the box)
Very Soft 9' Tables
Third round of the winner's bracket

I had Earl stuck 5-0, 4 of those racks were me running out after fighting for control of the table on the 1 or 2. In the 5th rack I got two major rolls. The "Show" started around rack 3 and got progressively worse, especially after rack 5. Earl countered with 3 racks (the last in which I missed a tough nine ball after he missed the 6). At 5-3 he missed the 2 ball, leaving me one tough "out" shot and the rest of the balls hanging (out 99% of the time). After I made the "out" shot he conceded the match. He did shake my hand.
 
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How About "The Pearl Eater"

Barbara said:
Well, her nickname is "The Giant Killer"!
Congrats Liz!!
Barbara



Ahem, I believe THAT nickname is taken. Maybe she could call herself "The Rifleman."
Doug
( someone help me out here... was it Little David Howard's )
 
lizford said:
As I just wrote to Superstar:

"Thanks for outing me...
The attention-whore in me says "Yay!" but the other 95% of me has a sinking feeling like a target was just placed around my neck :)"

Rather than being upset, I was tickled pink that I got the honor of the full "Earl Show". I would have felt cheated if I played him and nothing happened. Or worse, if he tore through me like I wasn't even there.


Wow... I am so damned happy for you! I cannot wait to hear all the gory details in Vegas!

Really Liz, you should be so proud of the new heights to which you've taken your game. It's been great to watch.

- Steve
 
Barbara said:
Well, her nickname is "The Giant Killer"!

Congrats Liz!!

Barbara

Barbara is the only one who calls me that, despite my protestations.
I don't know who had it first, but I do know that Nikki Benish/Hollingsworth went by that name.
 
SUPERSTAR said:
Ok, lets get something straight. SUPERSTAR's AVATAR has what some would deem, "desirable characteristics" but in reality, i am a man, and don't have a chest that looks like that, although i am barrel chested.

I threw it up there when there was that whole avatar thread a while back that caused so much controversy.

No offense to you SUPERSTAR, but Liz Ford can give your avatar the 3 and out when it comes to good looks.

In reality, the only thing that pops out of your avatar are a woman's sweat glands, and they are abnormal looking, IMHO. :D

JAM
 
lizford said:
Barbara is the only one who calls me that, despite my protestations.
I don't know who had it first, but I do know that Nikki Benish/Hollingsworth went by that name.



Hey lizard, you did a great job.....Most of us can't even beat local shortstops and your thumping on one of the best in the world. How does Liz," the Lizard " sound?

Tony<---------Still thinking of corny nicknames to call you.
 
S.S .............. glad to see you have gotten so much mileage out of this ..that's what it's all about , in my humble opinion....
also , I'm sorry to hear that you have disowned me , still hope that me , you , and " stitchie" can hang out sometime this summer ....later , H.P.
 
Wow Liz, congrats! Your version was nothing like what was posted on here. It sounded like he quit midway through, but it actually looks like he was toast anyway and couldn't stick around for the finish. Sounds like you have come a long way from those OR days. Good for you, keep it up. :)
 
JAM said:
No offense to you SUPERSTAR, but Liz Ford can give your avatar the 3 and out when it comes to good looks.

In reality, the only thing that pops out of your avatar are a woman's sweat glands, and they are abnormal looking, IMHO. :D

JAM

I am wondering if the one called JAM has some anatomy and physiology in her background? Or do all women know that boobs are modified sweat glands?

Hhhhmmm.

anyway, nevermind, back to topic
 
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SUPERSTAR said:
I am wondering if the one called JAM has some anatomy and physiology in her background? Or do all women know that boobs are modified sweat glands?

No, JAM doesn't, but I know SUPERSTAR has some anatomy and physiology in SUPERSTAR's background for sure! ;)

JAM
 
JAM said:
No offense to you SUPERSTAR, but Liz Ford can give your avatar the 3 and out when it comes to good looks.

In reality, the only thing that pops out of your avatar are a woman's sweat glands, and they are abnormal looking, IMHO. :D

JAM

Fast forward 30 yrs.....she'll be able to dribble those things across half court.

Wait, isn't double dribble a turnover:confused:

On topic: It appears LIZ plays as good as she looks:)
 
JAM said:
No offense to you SUPERSTAR, but Liz Ford can give your avatar the 3 and out when it comes to good looks.

In reality, the only thing that pops out of your avatar are a woman's sweat glands, and they are abnormal looking, IMHO. :D

JAM

Tap Tap Tap, I love this thread, it's a story of "Beauty" taking down "the Beast"! :D
 
Mystick Cue Fan said:
Hey lizard, you did a great job.....Most of us can't even beat local shortstops and your thumping on one of the best in the world. How does Liz," the Lizard " sound?

Tony<---------Still thinking of corny nicknames to call you.

That name's taken too. Just got off the phone with the Imperial Lizard as he prefers to be called.
 
SUPERSTAR said:
I am wondering if the one called JAM has some anatomy and physiology in her background? Or do all women know that boobs are modified sweat glands?

Hhhhmmm.

anyway, nevermind, back to topic

Dont sweat it.
 
jay helfert said:
That name's taken too. Just got off the phone with the Imperial Lizard as he prefers to be called.
The only "Lizard" I've ever known is a guy named Steve and calling himself the "Imperial Lizard" sounds about right. Jay, are you referring to a gentleman by the name of Steve?
 
UrackmIcrackm said:
The only "Lizard" I've ever known is a guy named Steve and calling himself the "Imperial Lizard" sounds about right. Jay, are you referring to a gentleman by the name of Steve?

Natch, that's him. In San Marcos as we speak.
 
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