Here is a Sports Illustrated article on the great author and his prolific love for billiards and pool....
Shooting Pool With Mark Twain
Billiards was more than a game to the great humorist—it was the obsession of his later years
The red-headed proprietor of the pool hall said he would play me left-handed. It hurt my pride, but I played him. We banked for first shot, and he won it. Then he commenced to play, and I commenced to chalk my cue to get ready to play, and he went on playing, and I went on chalking my cue; and he played and I chalked all through that game. When he had run his string out I said: 'That's wonderful!, perfectly wonderful! If you can play that way left-handed, what could you do right-handed?'
" 'Couldn't do anything,' he said. 'I'm a left-handed man.' "
The pigeon in this anecdote was Mark Twain, whose professed naivet� belied his intimate knowledge of billiards. Twain was watching a series of championship billiard matches at Madison Square Garden in 1906 when he told the tale. One of the contenders on the floor of the arena was the youthful champion of the game, Willie Hoppe. When later asked for his recollection of Twain, Hoppe said he was "one of the most enthusiastic billiard fans I ever knew."
Testimony of this sort, though illustrative, is misleading, for Mark Twain was not content merely to watch the game. He had a billiard room in his home in which he played billiards and pocket billiards as often as he could (right). Friends visiting his home on Fifth Avenue in New York sometimes complained of the author's pleas for "just one more game." The billiard sessions, convened three or four nights a week, always lasted until 3 or 4 in the morning, and would find Twain as "fresh, buoyant and eager for the game" as when they began. One by one his opponents would desert him, pleading exhaustion, and the tireless writer would be left to knock the balls about alone.
This fascination for the game of billiards led to many humorous situations about the Clemens home. Katy Leary, the Clemenses' loyal housekeeper, described one such incident in this fashion: "Mr. Clemens spent most of his time up in the billiard room, writing or playing billiards. One day when I went in, and he was shooting the balls around the table, I noticed smoke coming up from the hearth. I called John O'Neill, the gardener, and Patrick, and we began taking up the hearth to see what was the matter. Mr. Clemens kept on playing billiards right along and paid no attention to what we were doing. Finally, when we got the hearth up, flame and smoke came out into the room. The house was on fire. Mr. Clemens noticed then what we were about, and went over to the corner where there were some bottle fire extinguishers. He took one down and threw it into the flames. This put them out a good deal, and he took up his cue, went back to the table and began to shoot the balls around again as if nothing had happened. Mrs. Clemens came in just then and said, 'Why the house is afire!' "
" 'Yes, I know it,' he replied, but went on playing."
Center of activity
Twain was remarkably indifferent to most of the homes he occupied, other than to stipulate that there be a "proper billiard room." His ideas of what was "proper" in the way of a billiard room must have caused many raised eyebrows. He insisted, for example, that they all be done in bright red tones. The scarlet billiard room in the Clemens house became the focal point of each day's routine. Twain did most of his writing, dictated his correspondence and usually received his callers there.
As the years passed, Twain became increasingly reclusive. He told the servants to admit only his close business acquaintances and friends. The exceptions to the rule were billiard players. The door was always open to the neighbor, business acquaintance or even chance caller who could wield a respectable cue. His biographer, Albert Bigelow Paine, attributes a great measure of his success in gathering material for Twain's biography to his status as a "resident billiardist" in the Clemens household.
But it was a frustrating experience for Paine. He patiently courted his subject's attention only to be rebuffed by Twain's passion for billiards. The biographer tells us that after the arrival of a new billiard table at the house in New York, his "morning dictations became a secondary interest." Twain would hurry these morning chores along, and conclude with: "Now we'll proceed to more serious matters—it's your shot."
These games, following the morning meetings, lasted eight or nine hours on the weekdays and 10 or 12 hours on Sunday. Paine, however, was rewarded for those long hours at the billiard table by rare insights into Mark Twain.
Temperamental billiardist
Twain was never a stoic player. He would become quite animated when making a "good run," and would sink into muttering doldrums when he missed a favorite shot. He was apt to "become short with his opponent...even faultfinding," but inevitably "a reaction would set in, and he would be seized with remorse." The remorse was often expressed in wry humor. After one outburst of temper, Twain turned to Paine and said apologetically, "This is a most amusing game. When you play badly it amuses me, and when I play badly and lose my temper, it certainly must amuse you."
The game of billiards gradually came to mean more to Twain than simply knocking balls around a green-felted surface. For him life, limited by the competitor's skill, courage and resourcefulness, was caught up in the 5-by-10 microcosm of the billiard table. A difficult lie on the billiard green was like a troublesome manuscript he was wrestling with. He would look over the problem; then applying all the skill he possessed, make his try. At this point, he philosophized, "If your ball glides along in the intense and immediate vicinity of the object ball, and a score seems exquisitely imminent, lift one leg; then one shoulder; then squirm your body around in sympathy with the direction of the moving ball; and at the instant when the ball seems on the point of colliding, throw up your arms violently. Your cue will probably break a chandelier, but no matter; you have done what you could to help the final score."
Shooting Pool With Mark Twain
Billiards was more than a game to the great humorist—it was the obsession of his later years
The red-headed proprietor of the pool hall said he would play me left-handed. It hurt my pride, but I played him. We banked for first shot, and he won it. Then he commenced to play, and I commenced to chalk my cue to get ready to play, and he went on playing, and I went on chalking my cue; and he played and I chalked all through that game. When he had run his string out I said: 'That's wonderful!, perfectly wonderful! If you can play that way left-handed, what could you do right-handed?'
" 'Couldn't do anything,' he said. 'I'm a left-handed man.' "
The pigeon in this anecdote was Mark Twain, whose professed naivet� belied his intimate knowledge of billiards. Twain was watching a series of championship billiard matches at Madison Square Garden in 1906 when he told the tale. One of the contenders on the floor of the arena was the youthful champion of the game, Willie Hoppe. When later asked for his recollection of Twain, Hoppe said he was "one of the most enthusiastic billiard fans I ever knew."
Testimony of this sort, though illustrative, is misleading, for Mark Twain was not content merely to watch the game. He had a billiard room in his home in which he played billiards and pocket billiards as often as he could (right). Friends visiting his home on Fifth Avenue in New York sometimes complained of the author's pleas for "just one more game." The billiard sessions, convened three or four nights a week, always lasted until 3 or 4 in the morning, and would find Twain as "fresh, buoyant and eager for the game" as when they began. One by one his opponents would desert him, pleading exhaustion, and the tireless writer would be left to knock the balls about alone.
This fascination for the game of billiards led to many humorous situations about the Clemens home. Katy Leary, the Clemenses' loyal housekeeper, described one such incident in this fashion: "Mr. Clemens spent most of his time up in the billiard room, writing or playing billiards. One day when I went in, and he was shooting the balls around the table, I noticed smoke coming up from the hearth. I called John O'Neill, the gardener, and Patrick, and we began taking up the hearth to see what was the matter. Mr. Clemens kept on playing billiards right along and paid no attention to what we were doing. Finally, when we got the hearth up, flame and smoke came out into the room. The house was on fire. Mr. Clemens noticed then what we were about, and went over to the corner where there were some bottle fire extinguishers. He took one down and threw it into the flames. This put them out a good deal, and he took up his cue, went back to the table and began to shoot the balls around again as if nothing had happened. Mrs. Clemens came in just then and said, 'Why the house is afire!' "
" 'Yes, I know it,' he replied, but went on playing."
Center of activity
Twain was remarkably indifferent to most of the homes he occupied, other than to stipulate that there be a "proper billiard room." His ideas of what was "proper" in the way of a billiard room must have caused many raised eyebrows. He insisted, for example, that they all be done in bright red tones. The scarlet billiard room in the Clemens house became the focal point of each day's routine. Twain did most of his writing, dictated his correspondence and usually received his callers there.
As the years passed, Twain became increasingly reclusive. He told the servants to admit only his close business acquaintances and friends. The exceptions to the rule were billiard players. The door was always open to the neighbor, business acquaintance or even chance caller who could wield a respectable cue. His biographer, Albert Bigelow Paine, attributes a great measure of his success in gathering material for Twain's biography to his status as a "resident billiardist" in the Clemens household.
But it was a frustrating experience for Paine. He patiently courted his subject's attention only to be rebuffed by Twain's passion for billiards. The biographer tells us that after the arrival of a new billiard table at the house in New York, his "morning dictations became a secondary interest." Twain would hurry these morning chores along, and conclude with: "Now we'll proceed to more serious matters—it's your shot."
These games, following the morning meetings, lasted eight or nine hours on the weekdays and 10 or 12 hours on Sunday. Paine, however, was rewarded for those long hours at the billiard table by rare insights into Mark Twain.
Temperamental billiardist
Twain was never a stoic player. He would become quite animated when making a "good run," and would sink into muttering doldrums when he missed a favorite shot. He was apt to "become short with his opponent...even faultfinding," but inevitably "a reaction would set in, and he would be seized with remorse." The remorse was often expressed in wry humor. After one outburst of temper, Twain turned to Paine and said apologetically, "This is a most amusing game. When you play badly it amuses me, and when I play badly and lose my temper, it certainly must amuse you."
The game of billiards gradually came to mean more to Twain than simply knocking balls around a green-felted surface. For him life, limited by the competitor's skill, courage and resourcefulness, was caught up in the 5-by-10 microcosm of the billiard table. A difficult lie on the billiard green was like a troublesome manuscript he was wrestling with. He would look over the problem; then applying all the skill he possessed, make his try. At this point, he philosophized, "If your ball glides along in the intense and immediate vicinity of the object ball, and a score seems exquisitely imminent, lift one leg; then one shoulder; then squirm your body around in sympathy with the direction of the moving ball; and at the instant when the ball seems on the point of colliding, throw up your arms violently. Your cue will probably break a chandelier, but no matter; you have done what you could to help the final score."
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