Men without Honor

whiteoak said:
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.But now Im stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps marching on.Dont think we played pool in that song though. M.S.

LOL!! Hilarious!
 
Snapshot9 said:
You NEVER play for that kind of money without both parties posting the
money up for a 3rd party that's trusted to take of it BEFORE the sets are
played .... and the winner gets the money from the 3rd party after he
wins ....

I smell a wannabe that doesn't have what it takes .... someone with
an ego and self esteem problem.

i agree. hes a fast eddie wannabe :D trying to act all cool. we all know it never happened.
 
Fights of this sort erupt all the time. The other day I was wagering with someone for $1.50 a game. He did not pay up, and in addition he insulted my family lineage and honor by calling me an asswipe. I immediately called upon my 35 years of training in the mountains of Siberia where I learned Jeet Koo Egg Foo Yung Poo Poo Platter Do, and shot him in the face.

Its not nice to just disregard these happenings as lies.
 
vapoolplayer said:
wouldn't your shotokan training have told you to rise above this???


VAP

about as much as his training would have taught him not to brag about in to everyone.

but he got the responses he wanted.
 
Snapshot9 said:
I smell a wannabe that doesn't have what it takes .... someone with
an ego and self esteem problem.


you'd have to smell.......with that -10/670 vision of yours :rolleyes:

looks like a bullshitter calling someone else a bullshitter here........

VAP
 
Ronoh said:
I had to come here and tell you about my most recent experience.

I'm so upset right now, I'm having are hard time typing this.

Billiards (of any game) means that you play the table, and the best man wins.

I had a guy get into a hole for over 5K. I'll admit, I was wrong for breaking his shooting arm near the shoulder cause he didn't pay up. My Shotokan training took over, and I'll admit, I was drinking, and very wrong.

Mind your Ps and Qs fellas. I got lucky not getting caught.

This board is like a confeshional, all who read are pool gods. if I can admit my sin, I'll be forgiven.

I'm very sorry, just don't dick me out of money I earned

Funny you mention this. Something very similar happened to me. I was hustling in a poolroom in RedBelly Texas (none of you know where this place is, but it really is a place....really) and beat a group of four hispanic gentleman of 1.2 million dollars. They called me a dirty gringo and said they weren't paying me. Well...that was that.

I went into the bathroom and slipped my Ninjitsu robe out of my pool case. I was getting pumped up watching myself in the mirror put on my Ninja outfit while the "Eye of the Tiger" theme played in my head. I went back out and slaughtered all four of them. I don't know about Shotokan, but my Ninjitsu training teaches me to vanquish my enemy. As soon as they didn't pay they became my enemies, and I reacted with the instinct of a Ninja, which I am................really.

After slaying them, I got my 1.2 million out of their pockets. They were each holding a little over $250K each in one dollar bills...but they were short a few thousand. Should have told them to post it right from the start. Damn these pool players.

Matt
 
I bet this guy sits home watching Color of Money and jerks off.

Ronoh must mean dipshit in ancient Mandarin.
 
bud green said:
Ugly fat 12 year old.... that's pretty funny.

I get the same impression from lukeinva...these kids are gonna have issues when they grow up.




HEY HEY HEY that was a cheap jab!!! Dumb ass Dick head! I have NEVER broken any ones arm over playing pool!! And besides I am a 14yr old CUTE fat kid!! Just some dumb asses like you dont have a sense of humor and bitch to the moderator that boo hoo hoo I am little bitch and that OFFENDS me! You stupid piece of shit! And I already have issues I dont need to grow up to have them!! At least I aint a TWICE divorce asshole like you!! Ok I have finished my rant now leave me alone!!
 
henho said:
Fights of this sort erupt all the time. The other day I was wagering with someone for $1.50 a game. He did not pay up, and in addition he insulted my family lineage and honor by calling me an asswipe. I immediately called upon my 35 years of training in the mountains of Siberia where I learned Jeet Koo Egg Foo Yung Poo Poo Platter Do, and shot him in the face.

Its not nice to just disregard these happenings as lies.


Now that is funny!!! :D
 
drivermaker said:
Whoa...have you been reading too many of my posts and getting some "rub off"? ;) :D

Not really, DM....I've been this way for a long time.

On Memorial Day, my thoughts go to the innocent victims of governments and war. Here's one fucking, stinking example: In the 20th century, 200,000,000 innocent people were killed by governments. That's 200 MILLION. Those are the people in my memory on this day and the digusting aspects of these murders tends to rub off on me as I think of lessor crimes, too.

Jeff Livingston
 
vapoolplayer said:
move to florida, you can now legally shoot whoever offends you.........LMAO

VAP

No, I can't shoot anyone for OFFENDING me. I can protect myself, though from those who would intiate violence against me. Of course, the 2nd amendment already said the govt could never take away this right, so the new law is kinda redundant, don't ya think?

Jeff Livingston
 
whiteoak said:
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.But now Im stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps marching on.Dont think we played pool in that song though. M.S.


Folsom Prison Blues
By: John R. Cash; © 1956 Hi Lo Music
Recorded 1/13/68; Number 1 - Country Charts; Number 32 - Pop Charts


I hear the train a comin'; it's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.
I'm stuck at Folsom Prison and time keeps draggin' on.
But that train keeps rollin' on down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folk eatin' in a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move on over a little farther down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison, that's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.


"On" don't rhyme with "Die" :D
 
IMHO, the original post was a put-on to get as many people as possible to react to believing it or thinking he was seriously trying to fool people with BS. I think he was spoofing the Boston threads.
Then again maybe I'm wrong and he is not only a bullshit artist, but a dumb one.
 
I never did get how he shot someone in Reno, NV and was imprisoned in Folsom, CA. Wrong state altogether. I don't think the songwriter thought about that too much...

On the other hand, a 2- syllable California city that sounds tough is a bit hard to come by. Marin... Lodi... Turlock... I shot a man in Napa?

They all sound even weirder than Reno and it's accompanying legal problems.

...maybe Fresno would have done. Would have rhymed just as well...


(I shot a man in Berkeley is great for comic value)
 
Wait, lemme get this straight.. You mean there are people on this board THAT DON'T have an advanced degree in martial arts? Dude, Bruin is a ninja, VAPoolPlayer studied with Chuck Norris and DrCue'sProtege LIVED with Bruce Lee when they went to college together. DDKoop was the inspiration to the Karate Kid. I actually taught Jackie Chan and train Navy S.E.A.L.S. That is, of course, when I'm not participating in azbilliards.
 
Jude Rosenstock said:
Wait, lemme get this straight.. You mean there are people on this board THAT DON'T have an advanced degree in martial arts? Dude, Bruin is a ninja, VAPoolPlayer studied with Chuck Norris and DrCue'sProtege LIVED with Bruce Lee when they went to college together. DDKoop was the inspiration to the Karate Kid. I actually taught Jackie Chan and train Navy S.E.A.L.S. That is, of course, when I'm not participating in azbilliards.

Wax on, wax off Daniel Son!
 
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