Men without Honor
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Snapshot9 said:
i agree. hes a fast eddie wannabe
trying to act all cool. we all know it never happened.Fights of this sort erupt all the time. The other day I was wagering with someone for $1.50 a game. He did not pay up, and in addition he insulted my family lineage and honor by calling me an asswipe. I immediately called upon my 35 years of training in the mountains of Siberia where I learned Jeet Koo Egg Foo Yung Poo Poo Platter Do, and shot him in the face.
Its not nice to just disregard these happenings as lies.
Its not nice to just disregard these happenings as lies.
Snapshot9 said:
you'd have to smell.......with that -10/670 vision of yours
looks like a bullshitter calling someone else a bullshitter here........
VAP
Ronoh said:
Funny you mention this. Something very similar happened to me. I was hustling in a poolroom in RedBelly Texas (none of you know where this place is, but it really is a place....really) and beat a group of four hispanic gentleman of 1.2 million dollars. They called me a dirty gringo and said they weren't paying me. Well...that was that.
I went into the bathroom and slipped my Ninjitsu robe out of my pool case. I was getting pumped up watching myself in the mirror put on my Ninja outfit while the "Eye of the Tiger" theme played in my head. I went back out and slaughtered all four of them. I don't know about Shotokan, but my Ninjitsu training teaches me to vanquish my enemy. As soon as they didn't pay they became my enemies, and I reacted with the instinct of a Ninja, which I am................really.
After slaying them, I got my 1.2 million out of their pockets. They were each holding a little over $250K each in one dollar bills...but they were short a few thousand. Should have told them to post it right from the start. Damn these pool players.
Matt
lukeinva
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bud green said:
HEY HEY HEY that was a cheap jab!!! Dumb ass Dick head! I have NEVER broken any ones arm over playing pool!! And besides I am a 14yr old CUTE fat kid!! Just some dumb asses like you dont have a sense of humor and bitch to the moderator that boo hoo hoo I am little bitch and that OFFENDS me! You stupid piece of shit! And I already have issues I dont need to grow up to have them!! At least I aint a TWICE divorce asshole like you!! Ok I have finished my rant now leave me alone!!
drivermaker
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APA7 said:Shouldn't you be saying "my ass itches?"
Brian
He may finally have heeded my advice and ordered something to help out:
http://www.bethurum.com/pets/itchbgone.html
drivermaker said:Whoa...have you been reading too many of my posts and getting some "rub off"?
Not really, DM....I've been this way for a long time.
On Memorial Day, my thoughts go to the innocent victims of governments and war. Here's one fucking, stinking example: In the 20th century, 200,000,000 innocent people were killed by governments. That's 200 MILLION. Those are the people in my memory on this day and the digusting aspects of these murders tends to rub off on me as I think of lessor crimes, too.
Jeff Livingston
vapoolplayer said:
No, I can't shoot anyone for OFFENDING me. I can protect myself, though from those who would intiate violence against me. Of course, the 2nd amendment already said the govt could never take away this right, so the new law is kinda redundant, don't ya think?
Jeff Livingston
whiteoak said:
Folsom Prison Blues
By: John R. Cash; © 1956 Hi Lo Music
Recorded 1/13/68; Number 1 - Country Charts; Number 32 - Pop Charts
I hear the train a comin'; it's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.
I'm stuck at Folsom Prison and time keeps draggin' on.
But that train keeps rollin' on down to San Antone.
When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.
I bet there's rich folk eatin' in a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.
Well, if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move on over a little farther down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison, that's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.
"On" don't rhyme with "Die"
IMHO, the original post was a put-on to get as many people as possible to react to believing it or thinking he was seriously trying to fool people with BS. I think he was spoofing the Boston threads.
Then again maybe I'm wrong and he is not only a bullshit artist, but a dumb one.
Then again maybe I'm wrong and he is not only a bullshit artist, but a dumb one.
blah blah
Shoebat
I never did get how he shot someone in Reno, NV and was imprisoned in Folsom, CA. Wrong state altogether. I don't think the songwriter thought about that too much...
On the other hand, a 2- syllable California city that sounds tough is a bit hard to come by. Marin... Lodi... Turlock... I shot a man in Napa?
They all sound even weirder than Reno and it's accompanying legal problems.
...maybe Fresno would have done. Would have rhymed just as well...
(I shot a man in Berkeley is great for comic value)
On the other hand, a 2- syllable California city that sounds tough is a bit hard to come by. Marin... Lodi... Turlock... I shot a man in Napa?
They all sound even weirder than Reno and it's accompanying legal problems.
...maybe Fresno would have done. Would have rhymed just as well...
(I shot a man in Berkeley is great for comic value)
Wait, lemme get this straight.. You mean there are people on this board THAT DON'T have an advanced degree in martial arts? Dude, Bruin is a ninja, VAPoolPlayer studied with Chuck Norris and DrCue'sProtege LIVED with Bruce Lee when they went to college together. DDKoop was the inspiration to the Karate Kid. I actually taught Jackie Chan and train Navy S.E.A.L.S. That is, of course, when I'm not participating in azbilliards.
pool ninjas
I suspect in this case it's mostly "wax off" LMAO
I suspect in this case it's mostly "wax off" LMAO
