Aliens from outerspace come to DCC and challenge the worlds best for our world !
Call Scorsese !
Didn't you see that on an an old Mac video game?
Aliens from outerspace come to DCC and challenge the worlds best for our world !
Call Scorsese !
Aliens from outerspace come to DCC and challenge the worlds best for our world !
Call Scorsese !
Could be some problems here, Gary.
The rules state that you must have one foot on the floor....
...what if they don't have feet?![]()
Could be some problems here, Gary.
The rules state that you must have one foot on the floor....
...what if they don't have feet?![]()
I like it. Here's a scene. The alien from the movie "Alien" is at the table. The mouth within a mouth comes out, and a huge quantity of alien drool gets on the table. Efren gets up comes over and starts *arguing* with him very aggressively, in a very non-Efren like way. I really want to see him mad in this scene, "NO DROOLING OVER THE TABLE!!" And have Efren's voice very obviously and badly dubbed over like an old Japanese horror film, with Efren speaking very good English. And the Alien sort of getting a little intimidated by the whole thing, and wilting away a little.
Fatz
We have people on AZ on the rules board, they can modify it to say "must have one appendage on the floor, unless the being/creature moves by hovering in which case they can only hover 1/2 their main body mass over the rail of the table."
We'd probably also have to add in something like "Any beings/creatures with telepathic and/or telekinetic abilities must have a damper device on to prevent coaching communications and/or modification of ball layouts or opponent's stoke".
PLEASE, someone sneak in a "alien player rules" in the appendix or something of the next edition of the rules, PLEASE!
In "Byrne's Book of Great Pool Stories", there is a similiar story like that. Aliens playing a guy pool, and the aliens used telepathy on the guy so it looked like they never miss.
I read that story many years ago, but it was something like that.
I like it. Here's a scene. The alien from the movie "Alien" is at the table. The mouth within a mouth comes out, and a huge quantity of alien drool gets on the table. Efren gets up comes over and starts *arguing* with him very aggressively, in a very non-Efren like way. I really want to see him mad in this scene, "NO DROOLING OVER THE TABLE!!" And have Efren's voice very obviously and badly dubbed over like an old Japanese horror film, with Efren speaking very good English. And the Alien sort of getting a little intimidated by the whole thing, and wilting away a little.
Fatz
And the drool stain would remain on the table, so that in all subsequent scenes you would see it there.
This would obviously have to be a Mosconi Cup type of format. In the first match each of the Earthlings taking a turn at the table and each of the aliens taking a turn at the table.
The Earthling team would have to have a very international feel, Efren the Filipino, a European, a Chinese player, maybe that Arabian prince.
There would have to be a scene where they try to recruit Stalev - he's so damn good. "Come on Evgeny do it for your planet." "No, not enough money in it."
And Earl as the American. This would be the one time I would actually root for Earl....... that is assuming that he did play for the Earthlings. Which ever team he played for, the script would have to call for a very climactic ending - last day, last match, hill-hill. Earl wins the decider and jumps up on the table pumping and roaring. In this context at least, it would not be over the top.
And the tournament would still HAVE to be run by Matchroom Sport.
I can see Michaela Tabb being hit on by one of the aliens.
The alien line-up would have to at least include "the" Alien as mentioned above and Dan Aykroyd as the cone head.
What if the alien has an appendage like a cue.
Wouldn't it be foul every time he touches the cue-ball?
Continuity issue here, the Alien drool and blood is acid. It drips on the table, there will be hole in it.
What if the alien has an appendage like a cue.
Wouldn't it be foul every time he touches the cue-ball?
...the "Alien" gets pissed and has the "Predator" tie Michaela up and gag her !
I can see gangs(road players) from different rooms in NY, NJ and PA in competition. Each room would represent the different aiming schools. You have your Ghosts, C to Edgers, 90 Pivitors, Light Shooters, Shadow Aimers, Feelers, Bangers, and the rest of the gangs.
A little like the Wanderers movie concept. Important thing to remember, NJ has to win. Then we go national.
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