Name the strangest action you've seen.

Wes Moran

The Crappy Cue Guy
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I was reading a thread about The Rack (a pool hall) in Detroit this morning, and about all the high dollar action that use to occur there back in the day. A few members reminisced about one particular character that was a regular there, and about all the bazaar methods (bets) of making money he had when he was down and out. The stories seemed to be vague, but the parts they felt comfortable sharing were grimy enough to make you want to stop reading...

Anyway, reading that thread had me reminiscing myself of some of the stranger things I've seen over the years, and so I thought I'd share a few, much less "exciting" but equally as WTF (in my mind).

Both of these instances occurred at Breakers in Mobile, AL, at the same tournament.

If I remember correctly Scott had brought a fellow with him that wasn't intending to play in the tournament, but that was looking for some one pocket action instead. A match was made, a bet was set, and then ensued 8-10 hrs of one pocket. See, if I remember correctly, which I probably don't, the bet was $4000, in a race to 4 games ahead, playing even. By the end of it, I think both the guys just wanted to get off their feet and stop playing the game. The table time ended and came out to something over a $100.00, and I'm not sure there was even a winner. I think it was so back and forth that both parties may have just agreed to quit.

The following day (Sunday) as the tournament had wrapped...in comes a little then fella. Shaking and jerking, he grabs his cue and begins shooting the cue ball around the rails of one of the larger tables. He gets to talking to a group of nearby people and starts a story I'm sure I'll never forget...

This little guy standing here apparently use to be a player see...some of the bigger names seemed to have almost recognized him, when he could stop shaking and squirming... So as he's talking to this group, he tells him he's from Chicago or Detroit, one of the two...and how after all these years of being absent from playing, he's back at the game. Apparently, this little fella had quit the game because he had become a crackhead. So, on he goes about how much he's spent on smoking crack and that he'd been through all the major northern cities trying to buy more...Philly, Chicago, New York, Detroit, he'd been to them all... And, are you ready for it, he had finally given up crack (not because it was bad for him) but because he couldn't find any more "quality sh*t" anymore.

So, here this fella is, having the shakes, an admitted crackhead, and shaking so strong you just know he can't shoot... So, he goes on...He tells the group, standing around listening, that he's looking for action. Says he's got $2000 and wants to play nine ball, even or he'll give up some weight... A bit of time goes on, he works the room, and me and my group are getting ready to leave, and look here who I see on my way out. It's this fella. So I ask him, "did you find that game you were looking for..." and I shit you not this was his response, "Yea, I'm playing (XYZ person) but we gotta wait till tomorrow. Me and my buddy got to find a bank to make change in the morning (Monday) all we've got is 5 gallon buckets full of quarters..."

So, what's your story? What's the strangest action you've seen?
 

3andstop

Focus
Silver Member
I don't know how strange it was, but when you asked the question, the first thing that came to my mind was a very good player that came into the pool room taking all bets playing 9 ball using our broom handle. That was entertaining to watch. He always won.
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
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Not betting on pool, but we had a bet going to see how many primary colors there were.

Ended up in a tie since most sites said 3, but 7 (the prizim lights like rainbows) also comprised the light we see, so we had a push hehe.
 

Straightpool_99

I see dead balls
Silver Member
I don't know how strange it was, but when you asked the question, the first thing that came to my mind was a very good player that came into the pool room taking all bets playing 9 ball using our broom handle. That was entertaining to watch. He always won.

I'm not a top player, but I played 9 ball with a broomhandle and beat a good friend of mine. I always tease him about it. He didn't know how you play a guy using a broomhandle. It's really simple, just leave him on the rail or jacked up over a ball. Every such handicap has a certain strategy that can be used to beat it, unless the player being handicapped is a top player, then all bets are off:D. Playing against someone using one hand, leave them away from the rail and long, for instance.
 

Wes Moran

The Crappy Cue Guy
Silver Member
I took a 3 year sabbatical after that tourney...

IIRC, Dippy bet Ronnie Wiseman that he could catch him.

IIRC, Ronnie may have been on the other side of the 10hr match. I remember for sure that he was there. Gahd, I had forgot all about seeing Ronnie play. It was a beautiful thing watching him and Scott play one pocket.
 

alphadog

AzB Silver Member
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In AZ's action forum- bet was whether second escapee would be taken alive.
Suicide was a push.
 

Agent 99

AzB Silver Member
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OK -- top this .. this is absolutely true.

A young man lost a prop bet with another poker player.

To payoff he had to have breast implants - good sized ones too, and he had to wear them for 30 days.

Being a man of his word he had the procedure done and showed up regularly in the Bellagio for all to see.

But here is the real amazing part - after the 30 day period he could still be seen with his big boobies - when he was asked how come he did not have them taken out he replied, "This is the best thing I have done. Women just love these things and they all want to see and feel them. I've never had this much action in all my life, I may never take them out."

He just seemed to disappear, like so many poker players, and I never saw him again. But I know he wore those big boobies for at least 3 months.
 

POOLPLYR1111

AzB Silver Member
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strange action

Electric wheelchair racing for $500 at the super billiards expo in valley forge around 12 years ago.
 

michael4

AzB Silver Member
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OK -- top this .. this is absolutely true.

A young man lost a prop bet with another poker player.

To payoff he had to have breast implants - good sized ones too, and he had to wear them for 30 days.

Being a man of his word he had the procedure done and showed up regularly in the Bellagio for all to see.

But here is the real amazing part - after the 30 day period he could still be seen with his big boobies - when he was asked how come he did not have them taken out he replied, "This is the best thing I have done. Women just love these things and they all want to see and feel them. I've never had this much action in all my life, I may never take them out."

He just seemed to disappear, like so many poker players, and I never saw him again. But I know he wore those big boobies for at least 3 months.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic
 

Teacherjohn

Registered
strange one pocket action

In one pocket I saw Ronnie Allen give a guy 8-5 close. They placed a cube of chalk on either side of the guys pocket. If he hit the chalk with his object ball it counted as going in. Hence 8-5 close.
 

lorider

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
OK -- top this .. this is absolutely true.

A young man lost a prop bet with another poker player.

To payoff he had to have breast implants - good sized ones too, and he had to wear them for 30 days.

Being a man of his word he had the procedure done and showed up regularly in the Bellagio for all to see.

But here is the real amazing part - after the 30 day period he could still be seen with his big boobies - when he was asked how come he did not have them taken out he replied, "This is the best thing I have done. Women just love these things and they all want to see and feel them. I've never had this much action in all my life, I may never take them out."

He just seemed to disappear, like so many poker players, and I never saw him again. But I know he wore those big boobies for at least 3 months.

top this...absolutely true.

2 apa players playing 10 ball race to 10 on the big table for 1,000.00. strangest action ever cause every one on here says apa players wont bet water is wet.
 

Tooler

AhSheetMaDruars
Silver Member
So, here this fella is, having the shakes, an admitted crackhead, and shaking so strong you just know he can't shoot... So, he goes on...He tells the group, standing around listening, that he's looking for action. Says he's got $2000 and wants to play nine ball, even or he'll give up some weight... A bit of time goes on, he works the room, and me and my group are getting ready to leave, and look here who I see on my way out. It's this fella. So I ask him, "did you find that game you were looking for..." and I shit you not this was his response, "Yea, I'm playing (XYZ person) but we gotta wait till tomorrow. Me and my buddy got to find a bank to make change in the morning (Monday) all we've got is 5 gallon buckets full of quarters..."


Sounds like a Scooter, or Richie story.
 

sjm

Older and Wiser
Silver Member
The "Pencil" Hustle
Back in the day, Abe Rosen, one of John Ervolino's mentors, would play straight pool races to 100 and he'd request 99 on the wire, with two stipulations:

1) there would be no deductions for his scratches
2) he'd shoot every shot with the sharp end of a pencil

He couldn't hit the cue ball very far but he'd win this bet more than he'd lose it against a "C" player or worse.

Chinatown in Action
Down tens of thousands in some tough action, an Asian businessman put up his restaurant in Chinatown for a double or nothing bet. Sadly, he lost his restaurant. Painful to watch.
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
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top this...absolutely true.

2 apa players playing 10 ball race to 10 on the big table for 1,000.00. strangest action ever cause every one on here says apa players wont bet water is wet.

There are some pretty good APA players. Now if you said they were 2 2s APA players, that would be really strange.
 

skins

Likes to draw
Silver Member
Had a local hack bet me $500 race to 7 nine ball even..we'll sort of... The only stipulations were that 1. I couldn't wear a ponytail. I had long hair back then and without the pony tail my hair would just about drag on th table. And 2. FOR THE KICKER, I had to were all my clothes BACKWARDS!.. Shoes, shirt, pants... I won but it was the the toughest action of my life. Lol
 

sonny_burnett

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Sounds like a Scooter, or Richie story.
Read my mind. Could have been any of the 90's crew of thieves. Hard to find one without a yoyo. Most of them sold the things. Best one I saw was laminated to a piece of plastic the same width of a bill.

Most of them robbed the poker machines late at night when there was plenty of money in the macines.

I saw one genius cash out $50 when the place opened. Got an ass kicking when the owner knew no one had played yet.

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