'NEW'...."The RackZAPPER"

garczar said:
Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may say so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st. ;)
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Will this marvel of technology work with the latest Aramith tournament ball sets with enhanced AI?
 
alphadog said:
Not hardly but I am far from the crotchety old man you have became.😉
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Far from it brother. Havin fun everyday. Some just can't take a joke. Just jackin' with the technology obsessed. BTW, just WTF does 'crochety' mean anyway?? Like to crochet or what?? ;)
 
garczar said:
Far from it brother. Havin fun everyday. Some just can't take a joke. Just jackin' with the technology obsessed. BTW, just WTF does 'crochety' mean anyway?? Like to crochet or what?? ;)
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My money is on Crotch Eating. Yeah that's kind of like "bite me" or even uh "suck my....." Just guessing. 🤷‍♂️
 
garczar said:
Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may say so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st. ;)
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garczar said:
Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may say so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st.
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I hope it looks like one of those RoboVacs!!😂
 
There is enough new billiard products, does new billiard technology merit its own section.

Engineering is its own discipline and profession. It feels like there are more than three people capable of writing pseudo realistic technology for the future of billiards.

Measuring table differences by cloth is a way to measure how new cloth differs from
old cloth.

Does the WPA have specs on tournament cloth?
 
justnum said:
There is enough new billiard products, does new billiard technology merit its own section.

Engineering is its own discipline and profession. It feels like there are more than three people capable of writing pseudo realistic technology for the future of billiards.

Measuring table differences by cloth is a way to measure how new cloth differs from
old cloth.

Does the WPA have specs on tournament cloth?
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garczar said:
No man, has its own GPS receiver built-in. Put it down, turn it on and BAM, you're good. Our crack tech-staff is good. ;)
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Yeah but doesn't the GPS need to know where the diamonds on the table are for that perfect rack?? What happens if someone headbutts the table and the table moves 1/128", how will the "Rack Zapper" know that it needs to go to new coordinates for that perfect rack ??:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:
 
fastone371 said:
Yeah but doesn't the GPS need to know where the diamonds on the table are for that perfect rack?? What happens if someone headbutts the table and the table moves 1/128", how will the "Rack Zapper" know that it needs to go to new coordinates for that perfect rack ??:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:
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The AI-controlled brain knows all. Trust the technology, it will lead you to billiard nirvana. ;)
 
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