OMG!!! Can't... Breathe!!! LMFAO!

Rule No. 1

If you are playing a money game and your opponent is using this, RAISE THE BET!!!
 
"shoot the shot, and shoot with confidence"
"no more confusion!! oh my goodness, that incredible"


that's priceless HAHAHA


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wow is right! I kept telling myself this is a parody, this is a parody... but the more I watched, I began to come to grips that it was serious.:D

Wow.... I can't believe someone would take advantage of the type of people that would shell out 8.99 for this app. I'm sure it has only a very limited number of "sayings"? Shoot with confidence ! Shoot and Pray! Good luck playing safe! Ride the 9! and let's not forget the saying for the setting of
Ball - 9
Difficulty - Hard
Safety - Hard
Shot at 9- Duh

"You're a idiot for buying this app, there's no way you will make this ball, so just unscrew your pro pool cue, grab your pro cue ball and just walk out the door"

What solidified that it was not a joke, is that they have a website, which appears to be serious. I love this line though. Yes, the pros use a pro cueball and thats one of the reasons they're as good as they are.

Wow! That is just wrong to do to people. I can just see the poor sap pulling out his phone, hitting his screen a few times, then his face brightens, he smiles and suddenly has the air of a champion, as he gets down to shoot the 1 foot straight in shot.:D
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wow

Has anyone got a picture of Joanne way back when? She sure looks different now, to the point that I can hardly recognize her. She looks nothing like she did when she was younger.
 
Wow, i'm almost speechless. If I listened to that damn thing i'd never shoot at my hole, they're ALL hard shots and hard position for me, lol.
 
rossaroni said:
I wish them luck....but that has to be one the the dumbest things I have seen.
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I do NOT wish them luck at all because if I did, then that would mean that I have wished misfortune on too many others. The others probably being naive beginners or the mentally retarded or kids.

Let's not forget they want a whopping $8.99 for this thing when so many apps go for $.99. This is clearly an attempt to fleece the customer with a worthless product.It literally could be programmed in less than an hour by someone with basic programming knowledge.



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wahcheck said:
Has anyone got a picture of Joanne way back when? She sure looks different now, to the point that I can hardly recognize her. She looks nothing like she did when she was younger.
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Yea, she looks different now. She used to look like a hustler and now she looks like a con-artist. :(
 
They are going after the video game crowd. There is a small group (getting bigger every year) of players that never get better because they don't have a good stroke that are trying to make pool into a video game. I said this weeks ago on here. Johnnyt
 
beav99_4life said:
Wow, i'm almost speechless. If I listened to that damn thing i'd never shoot at my hole, they're ALL hard shots and hard position for me, lol.
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This is a good point. Easy Medium and Hard are all subjective, and a beginner will constantly be inputting medium and hard. You'd have beginners all playing not to lose which is a terrible habit to get into.
 
The real deal.

I did a little checking on this lady. JoAnn Mason Parker is the real deal. I didn't know much about her until today. I was impressed with the way she handled the promotion of the application they were discussing. I would hire her to do a promo in a heartbeat, even without her striking good looks.

JoAnn Mason Parker did achieve something in pool that most people will never have the opportunity to even try let alone, accomplish.

Anyway, I just thought I would give two thumbs up to JoAnn for being the real deal.

JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
I did a little checking on this lady. JoAnn Mason Parker is the real deal. I didn't know much about her until today. I was impressed with the way she handled the promotion of the application they were discussing. I would hire her to do a promo in a heartbeat, even without her striking good looks.

JoAnn Mason Parker did achieve something in pool that most people will never have the opportunity to even try let alone, accomplish.

Anyway, I just thought I would give two thumbs up to JoAnn for being the real deal.

JoeyA
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Joey,
I didn't know of JoAnn before this post and I am not questioning her capability as a pool player or her achievements. I also agree she did an excellent presentation and she is quite attractive to boot.

What I do have a problem with is she now has endorsed a worthless product. As a pool player, she would know the product is a fraud and an insult to every pool player everywhere. To add flame to the fire, remember they are trying to get $8.99 for this app. I cannot believe she truly feels this is a viable product, so therefore her name is now mud to me.

Unfortunately that is how I see it.
 
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