One liners.

stolz2

stolz2

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Anyone have any good trash talking pool one liners, like " You couldnt shoot your way out of a wet paper bag"

I need a database of these considering i cant play pool to save my life. I figured I could be the best shit talker in the pool hall.

Mack
 
stolz2 said:
Anyone have any good trash talking pool one liners, like " You couldnt shoot your way out of a wet paper bag"

I need a database of these considering i cant play pool to save my life. I figured I could be the best shit talker in the pool hall.

Mack
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"I wore 13 cars out lookin' for guys like you"
 
Voodoo Daddy said:
"I wore 13 cars out lookin' for guys like you"
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I remembered another one.

" Are you starting to get splinters in your fingers from racking so much?"
 
You want weight?...Go eat cheese steak!...

That guy just go beat like a red headed step child!!:)

Gerry
 
"You couldn't run that table if you put sneakers on and got on top of it!"

And after a missed ball-in-hand you say to any audience: "He had a bad angle."

Barbara
 
stolz2 said:
Anyone have any good trash talking pool one liners, like " You couldnt shoot your way out of a wet paper bag"

I need a database of these considering i cant play pool to save my life. I figured I could be the best shit talker in the pool hall.

Mack
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"I've never seen an ATM on 2 legs"

"Sorry I am standing so far away...I don't want any of your game rubbing off on me"

"I can no longer watch you play...If I actually WANTED to get sick I would call my ex GF/BF" (Depending on gender delivering this line)

"Are you EVER going to make a ball...the pockets are even laughing at you"

"You are so bad even your guide dog won't look at you"

"Your shooting skill is the reason they created bar tables"

"You play like old people ****...really really bad"

"Why do you take so much time to shoot...your still going to miss"

"I seriously don't think I can give you enough weight to make it fair"

"(Hold up a cell phone)Bert kinister's on the phone. He says don't even bother contacting him...none of his 150 tapes will help you"
 
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he couldn't run out if you opened every door in the building!
great shot, must have closed your eyes!
he thinks miss is a womans name!
he can't play today, he's so broke he can't bet bird seed for a coockoo clock!
you don't scare me, I'm too stupid!
 
My One Pocket opponent once said.................

"If you keep leaving me up here on this end rail, I'm gonna need a band-aid for my hand".

TY & GL
 
This is definately as good as the others.

"You cant play so well at all. Even if you got lessons from a very good instructor and paid a lot of money and paid close attention and were real diligent in your practice, I bet you still would not play very good".

None of you better quit your day job.
 
After making a 9-Ball Combo go pick the 9-Ball out of the pocket hold it up next to your face smile at the guy sna say "CHEESEEEEE"
 
one liners

You should just hang on to the rack, they say reaching is bad for your back.

You know there is another kind of pool. You'd be better off trading your
cue in for a swimsuit.

We've been here an hour. I thought you said you wanted to shoot some pool.
When do you plan on starting?

In every pool hall there is one person who has every book and instructional video ever made. When that person miscues ask them: "In which one of your books or videos did you learn that shot from?"

-These next two are originals. I use them when just messing with friends (they are similar).

While they are racking, point to the rack and say, "It must really suck being
stuck in a constant state of deja vu."

After they lose and are paying up at the end of the night, say, "It's like Groundhog's Day all over again for you, isn't it?"
 
one liners

You better bend over, I am gonna f*** you up the a**.

Even my 3 legged 1 eyed dog could have made that shot.
 
There Are 3 kinds of Pool Players
#1 Those who watch it happen

#2 Those who make it happen

#3 Those who wonder"what in the Hell Happen "
 
Just as your oponent attempts a bank shot say, "The bank's closed".
 
I walked up to a friend praticing some 9 ball. I said, hey ---, you use to Box didn't you? With a confused look he said no I never have. I say humm, I could have swore you did. He said no, what makes you think that? Because you have a hell of a right jab! ha ha ha

Rod
 
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