One Pocket is so slow....

[9andout]

for players that cant make a ball or think in one pocket you should move all the balls up table, have proved to themselves 9 ball is better because it requires little thinking.

B.O.O.....H.O.O. Wet blanket.

 

[chefjeff]

whats the punchline???

I had to stop...it was my shot.

I'll let you know when I win.


Jeff Livingston

 

[chefjeff]

for players that cant make a ball or think in one pocket you should move all the balls up table, have proved to themselves 9 ball is better because it requires little thinking.

Ftr, this thread has reminded thousand of players that this game exist. I'd bet it's brought new players into the fold.


Jeff Livingston

 

[maha]

9 ball players should obviously not be allowed to access this thread.

 

[chefjeff]

9-Ball Players be like:

Jeff Livingston

 

[chefjeff]

Had to shut down the 1-P tourney yesterday.

The city said they have to pay the players $15 an hour.


Jeff Livingston

 

[8cree]

One Pocket is so slow, in between innings I forgot my joke.

 

[chefjeff]

One Pocket is so slow, in between innings I forgot my joke.

Obviously.

Kidding. Thanks for contributing.


Jeff Livingston

 

[9andout]

I know it's buried in the post now, but one of my all time favorites was something like: One pocket is so slow, once the stream froze for two days and nobody noticed!

 

[measureman]

I usually play the same guy one pocket every Saturday morning.
Last Saturday the first game lasted 1 1/2 hours.
I won the game and the $5.00.
I hate to lose.

 

[measureman]

I usually play the same guy one pocket every Saturday morning.
Last Saturday the first game lasted 1 1/2 hours.
I won the game and the $5.00.
I hate to lose.

I know you guys are thinking all that for $5.00.
We are just a couple of over 70 old guys passing time on a Saturday morning.

 

[maha]

im an old guy too but why would you want to pass time?

 

[Lucasi53]

After seeing Henessee at the Midwest Regional and his 7 hour 10-ball match (race to 13), these remarks about slow 1p are hypocritical. It was disgusting to watch.

 

[AtLarge]

After seeing Henessee at the Midwest Regional and his 7 hour 10-ball match (race to 13), these remarks about slow 1p are hypocritical. It was disgusting to watch.

You watched in person? Was Ussery also slow, or was it all caused by Hennessee? Were a few of the games extraordinarily long, possibly caused by lengthy safety battles, while other games were pretty normal, or was everything about the match slow? Were there any long timeouts or other reasons (other than slow play) for the length of the match? Did no one managing the tournament speak to them?

I ask all these questions because it is possible this was a record-setting match. Seven hours for 25 games is an average of 16.8 minutes per game. I don't recall any other pro 8-, 9-, or 10-Ball match close to that.

 

[chefjeff]

After seeing Henessee at the Midwest Regional and his 7 hour 10-ball match (race to 13), these remarks about slow 1p are hypocritical. It was disgusting to watch.

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD.

Our team played a really good team last week. They NEVER smiled the whole night. We're over there laughing, joking, kicking ass all the while, having a great time and they? Solemn as a church.

Pool's fun, in case anyone forgot it.


Jeff Livingston

 

[chefjeff]

You should have seen my TagTeam "Chalk-a-lotta" routine after a miscue.


Jeff Livingston

 

[Z-Nole]

You should have seen my TagTeam "Chalk-a-lotta" routine after a miscue.


Jeff Livingston

I can wait until after my shot to see that. Hopefully you’ll forget about it by then.

 

[pt109]

One pocket is so slow....I’m taking out a mortgage for the table time in my next three ahead.

 

[chefjeff]

New bet at the sportsbook:

2 to 1 that something will be found on Oak Island before this 1-P match ends.

HT 8cree


Jeff Livingston

 

[garczar]

New bet at the sportsbook:

2 to 1 that something will be found on Oak Island before this 1-P match ends.


Jeff Livingston

Now THAT's funny!!