On my way to APA league, i stop by White Castle. Every time i fart around the table, in case I miss of course, is that a safety? I consider that playing defense of some sort. My intention to fart was premeditated so it most definitely should be a safety. But wait, if the scorekeeper doesnt smell it, is it still a safety or do I have to fart in a jar and send it to the League Operator too? If i sit on the corner pocket and fart into the pocket, does the cloud of stink somehow deter my opponents object ball from going into that pocket? How do you score that one?! My goodness so many rules... How can one possibly be expected to cheat, er, manipulate the scoresheet to reflect strategic defensive premeditations.
All these ideas are making me reconsider joining the APA.