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lastdimetaker

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What would the ten commandments be for pool players to keep in good with the pool gods.
My pick for #1 thou shalt not shoot air barrles
Lets here your picks and warning if you break any may you dog the nine..
 
lastdimetaker said:
What would the ten commandments be for pool players to keep in good with the pool gods.
My pick for #1 thou shalt not shoot air barrles
Lets here your picks and warning if you break any may you dog the nine..
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#2 thou shalt not wish misshaps for ones foes
 
Thou shall not under rate your game to slaughter an easy mark.

Measureman, doesn't your commandment come under the "Thou shall not worship any other God but me" part? Begging the cue ball to do something sure sounds like it. You obviously do not know the punishment for your blasphemy. Heard once it was a week practicing with ChrisBanks! No ear plugs allowed :eek:. Ok. OK. I speak from experience.

Lyn
 
Thou shalt not tell bad roll stories. They're just like bad beat stories in the poker world, only more annoying.You've been playing pool for how long, and it still shocks you when someone shits out?
 
cardiac kid said:
Thou shall not under rate your game to slaughter an easy mark.

Measureman, doesn't your commandment come under the "Thou shall not worship any other God but me" part? Begging the cue ball to do something sure sounds like it. You obviously do not know the punishment for your blasphemy. Heard once it was a week practicing with ChrisBanks! No ear plugs allowed :eek:. Ok. OK. I speak from experience.

Lyn
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I thought of that because last week I was playing pool with my normal Saturday opponent Larry Lassiter (more on his name later) and i was telling the cue ball to slow down. I turned to Larry and said "I've been playing this game for about 52 years and that sob has never paid any attention to me and I keep talking to it"
We call Larry "Lassiter" because his game has really improved over the last year or so. I think it's because he has played so much with me that he has learned a lot. But I think very highly of myself :rolleyes:
 
Just remembered a couple of other commandments of pool.

Thou shall not return the chalk cube to the table rail chalk side down.

Thou shall not tap a chalk cube chalk side down in a vain attempt to control the motion of the cue ball.

Thou shall not over use the talcum powder while attempting to hide your sweaty fingers from the fear inside you.

Thou shall not listen to Cardiac Kid.

Lyn
 
Steppo said:
Thou shalt not covet (use) thy opponents cue.
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...nor shall he coveteth his opponents girl friiend whilst said opponent is making a shot and has his backeth turned. Verily I say these words unto thee in the hopes that goodness and mercy shall follow thee for most of the rest of the evening. :)
 
Tramp Steamer said:
...nor shall he coveteth his opponents girl friiend whilst said opponent is making a shot and has his backeth turned. Verily I say these words unto thee in the hopes that goodness and mercy shall follow thee for most of the rest of the evening. :)
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Now let's not get personal, that's how I met my wife!:yeah:
 
Thou shall not talk smack about your upcoming match. Like how badly you will beat someone and how easy it might be!!! Not even quietly to a friend ..whispering in the corner!!! lol

The pool gods do not like this and will make you pay!!!
 
lastdimetaker said:
What would the ten commandments be for pool players to keep in good with the pool gods.
My pick for #1 thou shalt not shoot air barrles
Lets here your picks and warning if you break any may you dog the nine..
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Tho shall not call a foul on ones self till your opponents character i$ taken into con$ideration.
 
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