Pool Moments

JAM said:
I might as well relay my intent for creating this thread. I'm looking for catchy chapter titles, and this thread has given me a plethora of material to pore through. Some of the "pool moments" in this thread, I had never heard of before, and they're truly rare pool gems. :cool:

Please feel free to add some more. This thread is a fun read! :)
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In that case,

"Don't get me started".

Spread a little corn around when you pass through. We'll get it back when we pass through again.

Oh, NO!

Don't eat at the Waffle House after a big win!

Trust no one.

Belly up to the table like a man. No? OK, half a man.

You got the ______________!

Can you tone it down just a notch?

Good Lord man, what were you thinking?

Stand on your two hind legs and play like a man!

Did you really have to run all those racks?

Damn, I'm hungry!

Dude! When do you think we can get some sleep?

I think I'm going to be sick.

We're cool. Take the money man. It don't mean anything to me.

I was just playin'.

OMG!
 
JoeyA said:
In that case,

"Don't get me started".

Spread a little corn around when you pass through. We'll get it back when we pass through again.

Oh, NO!

Don't eat at the Waffle House after a big win!

Trust no one.

Belly up to the table like a man. No? OK, half a man.

You got the ______________!

Can you tone it down just a notch?

Good Lord man, what were you thinking?

Stand on your two hind legs and play like a man!

Did you really have to run all those racks?

Damn, I'm hungry!

Dude! When do you think we can get some sleep?

I think I'm going to be sick.

We're cool. Take the money man. It don't mean anything to me.

I was just playin'.

OMG!
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Those are GREAT! :rotflmao:
 
funniest lines

One of the Fats/Mosconi TV things. Fats had been commenting fairly loudly after every miss. Well into the match after remaining silent after his shots Mosconi was unhappy about missing shape a little bit. He muttered "ball rolled" under his breath. Fats heard and growled, "Of course it rolled, it's round ain't it!?!

Funny lines by themselves but much funnier in the video when Fats had been nonstop bellyaching and Mosconi had been silent for so long.

Hu
 
Advice from a pool room detective

Don't play on table 36.

First time I walked into Guys and Dolls in NYC.
He had won some money on me at the 7-11...I broke about 30 players....
...lost everything at Guys and Dolls to one player.:o
 
Chapter Titles

Bump Shape: A Ricochet of Perfection

You mean you won't bet a thousand, just to see what would happen?

Perverted, Twisted, Crippled

The Dipsy Doo, Baby!

I'd rather be lucky, than good.
 
Attack The Rack.

GODDAMN, that's a crisp break! (Mr. Behnke should love that one.)

That stroke cant cash anything.

That's a hickie!

Three to five for anything.

Tough talk for a nit.

Pick that clean like chicken on sunday.

Ridin cheese to the finish!

You lucky...

I'm just gettin lucky.

Think I could lose some weight?
 
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