Prayer Request

Well hot dog, I just tuned in and heard the news that our good friend Howard, is feeling better, but is still in the hospital. Remember, Howard, pain medications are your friends. Ask for all they'll give you.
How about a joke to perk you up?

This little parrot is sitting on his little parrot perch in his little parrot cage when a fat woman walks up and asks, "Polly want a cracker?"
The little parrot looks at her and replies, "You are sooooo f--king ugly!"
The fat woman is so incensed that she grabs the little parrot off his little parrot perch and beats the holy crap out of him
The next day, the fat woman comes in and sees the little parrot sitting on his little parrot perch in his little parrot cage. One of his little parrot eyes is closed. One of little parrot wings is in a sling, and a little cast is on one of his little parrot legs.
She looks down and says, "What have you got to say now, little parrot?"
The little parrot looks up and replies, "Youuuuuuuuu know!" :thumbup:
 
YEE-HAW! somebody show me how to do a cartwheel! :happydance:

i talked to Howard, and today was a better day, than yesterday. he's got a lot of things going on for treatment(s), but they are all seeming to work for him, and his pain is less. i told him Dr. AZB's instructions are that "pain meds are his friends".

he misses his 6 cats & wants his wife to sneak-in the solid white one, cause she'll blend in with the sheets.

he asked for some AZB cliff notes. i told him we were so bored, we had to invent things to biotch about. then he asked what was going on with Barry & the Open, so i gave him BB's cell #, (since he's got lots of time on his hands).

he's serious about celebrating with that margarita. backed with some chili colorado. we should send BFDLAD in with a delivery.

YAY! and tomorrow will be better, than today...!
 
Keep up the fight.
Personal will power and a positive attitude can bring you a long way.
 
Hey Howard. Get well soon. Need you back in NPR soon ;)

But, in the meantime, here's a recap from last week;

Obama STILL sucks
Hillary is trying to act "more" human like
Trump is driving folks nutty (liberals and conservatives)
Republicans are still throwing little old ladies off roof tops
 
Getting out of the hospital party

Str8PoolPlayer said:
May I join you, Pink ? ... I'll restore my avatar and signature on myv PC at home.
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Howard :idea2:
I will throw you a, ( you got well party ) dancing girls, stripers pool tables, and ice cold margaritas.
We can party till we :barf::woot:
Hey if you cant suck on a straw , I can hook up a margarita to your IV machine :grinning-moose:
All I need is your address , and your wife's phone number ( I wanted all the dancing girls out fits to match ). :dance:

D@m glade your still hanging in there brother.
 
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