Priceless Comments from the Pool Hall

Big Perm

Big Perm

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Made a new friend this weekend at the Pool Hall, we had a good 4 hour practice session of 10-ball and 1 pocket......started interestingly enough...

I addressed the ball to make my first shot on the table....

His comment:

"That is a huge shaft, don't know that I've seen that many so big around"

I just smiled a big, guilty grin and said thanks....

He smiled back, "yeah, I guess that didn't quite come out right"

We both laughed it off, it was slow enough on a Sunday afternoon to get away with that one :grin:

What have you heard or said around the table recently that brought a smile to your face????
 
After a session of gambling......the winner asks the other guy "did ya ever think of taking up 3 cushion"? His opponent asks "why"? The winner says "cause you don't seem to use the pockets very much"? ;)
 
When I was in Portland visiting my best friend several years ago. We were at Hotshots(the old one) if my memory serves me. The guy working the counter had absolutely no clue about pool or anything else for that matter. My friend and I were standing by the front counter and the inept guy running the counter was trying to sell a cue to someone.The person buying the cue had some questions about the cue. The guy running the counter leans over towards My friend and myself and asks us " Hey guys is the butt the shaft?" We both turned and looked at each other and just laughed our asses off. We still joke about it to this day.... Probably one of the funniest things Ive heard in a poolhall......Dave
 
Big Perm said:
Made a new friend this weekend at the Pool Hall, we had a good 4 hour practice session of 10-ball and 1 pocket......started interestingly enough...

I addressed the ball to make my first shot on the table....

His comment:

"That is a huge shaft, don't know that I've seen that many so big around"

I just smiled a big, guilty grin and said thanks....

He smiled back, "yeah, I guess that didn't quite come out right"

We both laughed it off, it was slow enough on a Sunday afternoon to get away with that one :grin:

What have you heard or said around the table recently that brought a smile to your face????
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I own a Pool Room in Lakewood Washington, the other day I had four rough looking females come in to rent a table. I keep the pool balls near the counter, and just like any other time I assign a table and tell them to help themselves and grab some balls. Well the leader of this group looked right at me and reached between her legs and said I have a set right here and they all started laughing:o, which also made me laugh after a moments thought, along with some other customers who heard the comment.:thumbup: Well needless to say, I have changed what I say to people coming up to the counter to rent a table, now I tell them to grab a set of pool balls!!!!!!!!:)

Take care
 
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manwon said:
I own a Pool Room in Lakewood Washington, the other day I had four rough looking females come in to rent a table. I keep the pool balls near the counter, and just like any other time I assign a table and tell them to help themselves and grab some balls. Well the leader of this group looked right at me and reached between her legs and said I have a set right here and they all started laughing:o, which also made me laugh after a moments thought, along with some other customers who heard the comment.:thumbup: Well needless to say, I have changed what I say to people coming up to the counter to rent a table, now I tell to grab a set of pool balls!!!!!!!!:)

Take care
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Monica told me a good one last night at 9-ball, but unfortunately I've slept since then....I'm gonna go get hypnotized and see if I can remember...
 
I love this thread allready!

This quote came from a "delusional" champion who just lost $360.00 playin' 8-Ball against a friend of mine who doesn't hardly even play pool anymore...

"Yeah, he's lucky I was only puttin' forth 50% today, otherwise he had no prayer..."

LOL I'm still waiting for my $360 donation from Mr. 50%!


This one comes from a well seasoned player that I've been gamblin' with for about 18 years now...

"I didn't know before...BUT I KNOW NOW!!!"

Think about that one for a bit...let it sink in...ok, go ahead and laugh now! :p
 
Priceless comments in Pool Hall

My wife and I were playing in a Scotch Doubles tournament when the Bar Owner/Tournament Director picked up the microphone for the P/A system and announced that he would award a two piece cue to the winner of the tournament.
My wife says to him:

"There are two players so how does that work? One gets the butt while the other gets the shaft?"
 
Seeing as the bar tenders at my wifes bar, (Rusty's Billiards in Arlington and Fort Worth Texas (Shameless plug)), do this on a regular basis, it's not that shocking to me, but a lot of the customers get a laugh about it.

When there is a waiting list for tables, and one come open, the bar tenders will get on the mic and inform who ever is next that their balls are ready at the bar. "Table for Jim. Jim, please come to the bar and pick up your balls."

And then at the end of the night, when they're closing down, they'll make an announcement, something like, "you have 10 minutes to finish your games and then return my balls".

It always makes me chuckle just a little.
 
Our owner once grabbed the mic (usually used to announce ready orders or whatever) and said "number 52, your clams are ready." Dunno why it was funny but it was. We don't sell clams. I think it's funnier because this area has a lot of little roadside places which sell seafood and you'll hear something like that.
 
Heard this little gem Friday night.

Two bangers were asking about getting their tips replaced, so the owner was explaining what kinds of tips they had. Whe she mentioned Le Pro the banger quickly said:

"Oh no...I shouldn't get a Pro tip, I am just an amateur!"

It was funny because he was serious.
 
This came up many times in the years working at the pool room.

A couple of teenage girls would come in and ask for a table. The standard reply was, what size table would you like 7, 8 or 9 foot. One of the girls would say 8 and the other would say NO we want a 9 inch.

My standard reply was I bet you do, I get off at midnight. :thumbup:

Steve
 
my response to being asked to play 5 dollar sets

this is how i handled it. " 5 dollar sets are like gay blowjobs.... even though you aren't the one sucking it, you are still a fag" lol
 
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