Quote

[Mitchxout]

You can lead a Horticulture.
But you can't make her think.

You can make a Hor-mone but you can't make a vita-min.

 

[David Marcus]

"Nobody ever said it was going to be easy, and whoever never said it knew what they weren't talking about."...D.M./M.F...1981

 

[ShootingArts]

a coworker or employee

Forget who it was, one of those short term projects from long ago. The guy was sharp, worked hard, blew his own horn a bit too much to suit me. Sincerely trying to be helpful I suggested he tone it down a bit. He said:

"There are other people who talk bad about me, why should I help them?"

I had to admit his view made more sense than mine and I was never handicapped by modesty, false or otherwise, after that!

Hu

 

[arps]

if anyone is wondering what my signature means (what Efren said), "Ang bilyar ay mahiwaga", it means "Pool is mysterious."

 

[lastdimetaker]

When the boots hit the ground the training kicks in...
My dad 82nd Airborne Division 1978

 

[Nine ... corner]

There ain't no key ... you got to boof your way out!
~Ed Norton

 

[Slasher]

"Some people are so smart they're stupid"

Me

 

[Neil]

You only need to learn one thing to play great pool. And that one thing is, learn to not play poorly.:wink:

 

[Nine ... corner]

... all you paid was the looking price, lessons are extra.
~The Man from the Cincinnati Kid

 

[pt109]

"Some people are so smart they're stupid"

Me

Hmmm...let me double think about that.

"Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint."
Mark Twain

 

[Slasher]

Hmmm...let me double think about that.

"Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint."
Mark Twain

Their intelligence gets in the way of them seeing the obvious by over thinking

 

[jackpot]

never order a kosher meal during a plane hijacking

 

[Nine ... corner]

What discourages opponents from coming is the prospect of harm.
~Sun Tzu

This is the lesson of the hustle. Don't chase your customers away. As Fast Eddie told Vincent ... "No runs over five balls, they're watching you."

 

[row21097]

as a skeptic:

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool"

Richard Feynman


b

 

[Runnintable]

 

[Black-Balled]

 

[CrankyThunder]

Where the F@ck did all these Moths come from?


Thomas Edison

 

[CrankyThunder]

How much concrete did you order??????


Davy Crocket to Daniel Boone at the Alamo

 

[DaWizard]

"I only became so good because after every miss I wanted to know what went wrong"

Paraphrased, Earl Strickland

 

[Cornerman]

"This industry is so small that if a fly landed on your shoulder and farted, my ex-wife would complain about it."

I don’t remember writing this, and I have no idea who I was quoting. So memorable.