Rack Inspection vs Toilet Seat Inspection
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I just look closely down into the toilet or rack to make sure there is no loose bowel err.... I mean ball movement and then I can go and shoot the shit err.. I mean shot.
You're kidding right? Well here goes....Don't inspect either! When ya gotta go ya gotta go. When ya gotta break ya gotta break. Silly answer to a silly question.
What kind of rack...what kind of toilet?
Magic rack? American Standard?
Magic rack? American Standard?
A little bit of irony
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=218111
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=218111
I may inspect the 9ball rack.......But always use an "ass gasket" in the restroom:thumbup:.
looseness in the rack.....not good
looseness in the loo.......not bad
looseness in the rack.....not good
looseness in the loo.......not bad
I pack my nest like no other.
The rack gets FAR more scrutiny from me.
I'm not worried about a toilet seat. If it looks clean, it's clean enough to put my ass on. If not, I'm going somewhere else. I've had to get very creative before and I'm sure I'll have to do it again down the road.
The door handle to get OUT of the bathroom on the other hand....
That thing makes me nervous.
I'm not worried about a toilet seat. If it looks clean, it's clean enough to put my ass on. If not, I'm going somewhere else. I've had to get very creative before and I'm sure I'll have to do it again down the road.
The door handle to get OUT of the bathroom on the other hand....
That thing makes me nervous.
Well, if you ever saw some of the fur that gets left on the seat at my work, you could have a nice sweater..... I dont bother to even pull my pants down, and that's after, I build my nest.
Just to be on the safe side, I stand about 2 ft. away and let go a blast on rack or bowl.
Now that I think about it, I should be checking the toilet seat to make sure it isn't loose.
You get a killer ab workout while you're at it. It's a win-win!
Unless some prankster wiped his butt on that rail. Better smell it first.
I like how it says they aren't affected by acids. Looks like they could handle a little piss and vinegar.
I wrap my hands with toilet paper like a boxer first. I'm petitioning to get it into the Olympics.
Well, I'm loathe to admit this, but one night I was so drunk and confused as to where I was that I mistakenly dropped my pants and shit all over a rack of nine-ball. Fortunately it was on the table next to the one I was playing on so I figured what the hell, no harm no foul. I was wrong on both counts.
It was so foul that the guy playing there threw up all over a woman playing eight-ball at the table next to the one I crapped all over and it started a chain reaction. People started puking in every direction.
One guy tried to hold down a mouthful of barf only to have it blow out his nose spewing chunks of what looked like pork chops all over a really good looking woman sitting at the bar. To her credit she only farted and left through a side door.
By then I had sobered up enough to realize what was going on and sneaked out the back where I ran into that really good looking woman and we left for some coffee.
I've had worse nights. :smile:
It was so foul that the guy playing there threw up all over a woman playing eight-ball at the table next to the one I crapped all over and it started a chain reaction. People started puking in every direction.
One guy tried to hold down a mouthful of barf only to have it blow out his nose spewing chunks of what looked like pork chops all over a really good looking woman sitting at the bar. To her credit she only farted and left through a side door.
By then I had sobered up enough to realize what was going on and sneaked out the back where I ran into that really good looking woman and we left for some coffee.
I've had worse nights. :smile: