Rackmsuckr is the umm... Queen!

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Colin Colenso said:
I went through this thread with a fine-tooth comb, but couldn't decifer the riddle. Who is the Queen? :p

Aren't you the knave? Don't make me behead you! You need to stick with the IPT qualifier over there in China and let me rule my loyal subject (singular) over here in peace. :D

Now Colin, in case I have not stated this clearly enough for you:

I AM THE QUEEN (so far, in the state of WA, in the year 2006, on the 14th day of our Lord, in the month of June, in the downstairs portion of Jillian's, being female, asian, with a bad eye, and a Star Trek sweater.) :p
 
rackmsuckr said:
Aren't you the knave? Don't make me behead you! You need to stick with the IPT qualifier over there in China and let me rule my loyal subject (singular) over here in peace. :D

Now Colin, in case I have not stated this clearly enough for you:

I AM THE QUEEN (so far, in the state of WA, in the year 2006, on the 14th day of our Lord, in the month of June, in the downstairs portion of Jillian's, being female, asian, with a bad eye, and a Star Trek sweater.) :p

hmmm...the mystery widens. The riddle has become an enigma wrapped in a conundrum :eek: ...:D

Perhaps I.A.M. are the initials of the queen's real name...
 

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1pRoscoe said:
I want in on this one.... I can de-throne you... :D

Do I sense an uprising in my kingdom? All these men wanting to be Queens! :p

Next Wed. night, be there or be square. After I finish with Umma, I will handily dispatch you in your game of choice, one hole, even. (OK, that might have been a little bravado on THE QUEEN's part. Do I get 10-6? How about coaching?, lol)
 
rackmsuckr said:
Do I sense an uprising in my kingdom? All these men wanting to be Queens! :p

Next Wed. night, be there or be square. After I finish with Umma, I will handily dispatch you in your game of choice, one hole, even. (OK, that might have been a little bravado on THE QUEEN's part. Do I get 10-6? How about coaching?, lol)

see you then!! :)

10-6?? hah!!!! no.
 
Colin Colenso said:
hmmm...the mystery widens. The riddle has become an enigma wrapped in a conundrum :eek: ...:D

Hmmm, now that is PUZZLING!

Colin Colenso said:
Perhaps I.A.M. are the initials of the queen's real name...

Yes, that could very well be.

I.A.M. = I Am Master

a.k.a Sovereign Ruler

a.k.a. THE QUEEN!
 
rackmsuckr said:
Hmmm, now that is PUZZLING!



Yes, that could very well be.

I.A.M. = I Am Master

a.k.a Sovereign Ruler

a.k.a. THE QUEEN!

ahhh...now I get it.:eek:
So why all the humility and beating around the bush Queen Carter ? :p ..:D

Colin >~ Needs at least 3 wisecracks to wind down for the day.
 
Colin Colenso said:
ahhh...now I get it.:eek:
So why all the humility and beating around the bush Queen Carter ? :p ..:D

Colin >~ Needs at least 3 wisecracks to wind down for the day.

I know, I am so humble, but in the immortal words of Popeye, "I yam what I yam." :D

If you need 3 wisecracks, then does that mean we are due for 1 more? Have you played your challenge matches yet?
 
rackmsuckr said:
I know, I am so humble, but in the immortal words of Popeye, "I yam what I yam." :D

If you need 3 wisecracks, then does that mean we are due for 1 more? Have you played your challenge matches yet?
I got my quota of 3 wisecracks in and promptly fell asleep:D

My 3 challenge matches will be on Sunday...hopefully there will be no cracking on my part:p

Luckily I won't have to play any Queen's of Pool. That might be too much pressure to bare.:o :D

Colin
 
Bet she had to get you with the Golden Lariat to make you tell the truth about the match.......

Just about! She had to PM me, reminding me to post something initially since I sorta forgot to :)

Wish I was a west coastie to bask in the glory of the Queen......

If that happened, you'd get sunburned from the supreme light blazing from the brilliance of The Queen :)
 
Gerry said:
oh...uhhhh....sorry dude!.....DOH!, you lost to a chick!:D....j/k

no I"m not....yea I really am.....:D

Heh-heh. Next week will be a different story! :D
 
Mick56 said:
Linda, is this yours?

Umm, no. If you have been reading this thread, my good subject, then you would know that I am THE QUEEN, and would not deign to wear a KING's crown. Mine clearly says Dairy QUEEN on it! :p :p
 
rackmsuckr said:
Umm, no. If you have been reading this thread, my good subject, then you would know that I am THE QUEEN, and would not deign to wear a KING's crown. Mine clearly says Dairy QUEEN on it! :p :p

Your Majasty aka Your Royal Hine-Ass,

ROTFLMAO!!! I wish I could give yu more rep, but the system says I have given you too much! You crack me up! :D
This is the funniest thing I have read on AZB in awhile!


Regards,

The Dutchess!
 
Eydie Romano said:
Your Majasty aka Your Royal Hine-Ass,

ROTFLMAO!!! I wish I could give yu more rep, but the system says I have given you too much! You crack me up! :D
This is the funniest thing I have read on AZB in awhile!


Regards,

The Dutchess!

What are you saying about my Hine-ass? It should have been covered by my ermine cape.

The time is drawing nigh to put these Seattle blackguards to the test. We will all verily wield our mighty cues. And if that doesn't work, I can bash them with my sceptre. :p

The game? Umma, race to 5 in 9 Ball. 1PRoscoe, one pocket, even, but I get the break. Tomorrow night is the night of reckoning for these 2 knights of the golden cue!

Signed,

The QUEEN
 
rackmsuckr said:
The game? Umma, race to 5 in 9 Ball. 1PRoscoe, one pocket, even, but I get the break. Tomorrow night is the night of reckoning for these 2 knights of the golden cue!

Fine by me, but YOU have to post the results the next day.... :D
 
whens the next game played? :D cant wait for the results :D

has there already been descided for what u are playing? :D


edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rackmsuckr again.
AARF :D
 
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