Rackmsuckr is the umm... Queen!

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Usurper to the throne?

Someone say bank pool? I'll get in line for that one! Just umm.. put me maybe a few players back.
 
Cheesethe9 said:
Aileen did shoot well. Unfortunately for me, she came into her stroke halfway through her second match and I ended up being her third.:( I have been severly humbled..... I have to say, I was very impressed.

I would have loved to seen her match up against Cathy Metzinger. If only for the reason they both look alike and they both play strong.
 
Banks said:
Someone say bank pool? I'll get in line for that one! Just umm.. put me maybe a few players back.

Is that another infidel banging on the QUEEN's palace doors? Bring it on, I will play full rack or short rack, don't make no never mind. :cool: :rolleyes:
 
Ummagumma said:
I would have loved to seen her match up against Cathy Metzinger. If only for the reason they both look alike and they both play strong.

I have the feeling Aileen would win. Remember, I dispatched Cathy at The Parlor in the finals pretty handily. Aileen, however was on autopilot and only made a couple errors the whole set, basically running out every rack.
 
rackmsuckr said:
Is that another infidel banging on the QUEEN's palace doors? Bring it on, I will play full rack or short rack, don't make no never mind. :cool: :rolleyes:
It looks like our Highness has many infidels in her kingdom. ...for which there is always the Queen's dungeon for the knaves who won't kiss her feet. :eek:
 
rackmsuckr said:
Is that another infidel banging on the QUEEN's palace doors? Bring it on, I will play full rack or short rack, don't make no never mind. :cool: :rolleyes:

I, your loyal subject, wish to challenge Your Excellency the Queen to Bank Pool, in the interests of me reigning supreme :cool:
 
I see you're from Portland

Banks said:
Someone say bank pool? I'll get in line for that one! Just umm.. put me maybe a few players back.


What section of Portland are you located?
Danny
 
Stay in your Queendom

I fear if you come east to the first state, you would be deflowered......er dethrowned..........;)

Sir McCue Banger McCue
 
DelaWho??? said:
I fear if you come east to the first state, you would be deflowered......er dethrowned..........;)

Sir McCue Banger McCue

You sir! Do you not know that it is blasphemy speaking of her royal highness in such vile terms! The royal watch dog has killed others for less with just one word from her royal lips.

Be afraid, be very afraid... this is the only known picture of Fluffy before his last victim.
 

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DelaWho??? said:
I fear if you come east to the first state, you would be deflowered......er dethrowned..........;)

Sir McCue Banger McCue

Sir Banger,

Are you the one offering to deflower/dethrone me? (judging by your name of course :rolleyes: )

The first state east of me is Idaho and I rule there as well, but if you are talking about the FIRST state in the east, then I doubt my Queendom extends that far. Alas, alack and anon, my Queendom does not extend hither and yon.
 
renard said:
You sir! Do you not know that it is blasphemy speaking of her royal highness in such vile terms! The royal watch dog has killed others for less with just one word from her royal lips.

Be afraid, be very afraid... this is the only known picture of Fluffy before his last victim.

Finally, a true follower of the Crown, taking on all blackhearts and curs that would defile the name of the QUEEN. Long live Lord Renard and Fluffy!
 
Ummagumma said:
I would have loved to seen her match up against Cathy Metzinger. If only for the reason they both look alike and they both play strong.


I would love to see that also. Cathy can sure step up her game when she feels she needs to. She plays with alot of heart and that's kind of rare in my experience. She's just good people. I've beat her once and consider it an honor just to play her. Her jump shots are a force to be reckoned with.
 
rackmsuckr said:
I have the feeling Aileen would win. Remember, I dispatched Cathy at The Parlor in the finals pretty handily. Aileen, however was on autopilot and only made a couple errors the whole set, basically running out every rack.


I think that if they were both in stroke at the same time, it would be crowd worthy. Anyone can be beaten. I've beat Cathy. I've beat you. I'm not as good as either, but... Cathy's best game against Aileen's best game would be beautiful to watch.
 
I am talking about the first state your highness Perhaps some straight pool at the next SBE will tell the tale.... I'll have your knickers on my car antenna.....A trophy of my victory instead of plundering thy crown jewels...:D

McCue Banger McCue

Oh and no fair using either the golden lariat or the braceletts......You are permitted to change clothes in the invisible plane however.......:p
 
Cheesethe9 said:
I think that if they were both in stroke at the same time, it would be crowd worthy. Anyone can be beaten. I've beat Cathy. I've beat you. I'm not as good as either, but... Cathy's best game against Aileen's best game would be beautiful to watch.

I agree, that would have been an exciting matchup if Cathy is was playing well. Actually, I haven't seen her not play well, at least on our tour. And did you have to remind me you beat me? That's not a nice thing to do on the Queen's thread. It was so very painful. :p You shot great!

Anyway, Cathy would have an advantage on the break, but the tactical side would have to go Aileen's way. She plays tighter patterns and thinks the game better.
 
DelaWho??? said:
I am talking about the first state your highness Perhaps some straight pool at the next SBE will tell the tale.... I'll have your knickers on my car antenna.....A trophy of my victory instead of plundering thy crown jewels...:D

McCue Banger McCue

Oh and no fair using either the golden lariat or the braceletts......You are permitted to change clothes in the invisible plane however.......:p

Hmmm, straight pool, huh? While straight pool is not The QUEEN's best game (hardly ever play it), I am taking on all comers with their game of choice (built-in excuse, lol :D ) and wouldst gladly take on DelWho whenst we do meet up.

My knickers? Mayhap I don't wear any!!:eek:

But for future reference --do you wear boxers or briefs? They would indeed look good hanging from the royal carriage dangling from the 8-ball antenna topper! ;)
 
rackmsuckr said:
Hmmm, straight pool, huh? While straight pool is not The QUEEN's best game (hardly ever play it), I am taking on all comers with their game of choice (built-in excuse, lol :D ) and wouldst gladly take on DelWho whenst we do meet up.

My knickers? Mayhap I don't wear any!!:eek:

But for future reference --do you wear boxers or briefs? They would indeed look good hanging from the royal carriage dangling from the 8-ball antenna topper! ;)

Your highness: Me thinks that on the Queen's court, all challengers should play whatever game the Queen deems to play. :)

Jesters who don't kiss the Queen's feet upon losing should be banished to the Queen's dungeon. :eek:
 
PoolSharkAllen said:
Your highness: Me thinks that on the Queen's court, all challengers should play whatever game the Queen deems to play. :)

Jesters who don't kiss the Queen's feet upon losing should be banished to the Queen's dungeon. :eek:

The QUEEN is a charitable ruler and wishes that her subjects feel comfortable before being tossed in the royal dungeon. Personally, I favoreth the royal beheadings! :eek: (They beheading off to kiss my pedicure! :p )
 
rackmsuckr said:
I agree, that would have been an exciting matchup if Cathy is was playing well. Actually, I haven't seen her not play well, at least on our tour. And did you have to remind me you beat me? That's not a nice thing to do on the Queen's thread. It was so very painful. :p You shot great!

Anyway, Cathy would have an advantage on the break, but the tactical side would have to go Aileen's way. She plays tighter patterns and thinks the game better.


I apologize for bringing up those memories...;) You're still the Queen. No worries!!

It will be interesting to see Cathy's game evolve with experience she is getting on the tour.
 
rackmsuckr said:
The QUEEN is a charitable ruler and wishes that her subjects feel comfortable before being tossed in the royal dungeon. Personally, I favoreth the royal beheadings! :eek: (They beheading off to kiss my pedicure! :p )

Our benevolent Queen is indeed very wise.

If she loses the match, as a symbol of victory, the winner shall display the Queen's knickers on their automobile antenae. (Though if the Queen isn't wearing any knickers, they will be "invisible" on the auto antenae.) :D

If the Queen wins the match, the hapless knave shall be tossed into the royale dungeon to be beheaded...or worse! :eek:
 
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