quite a funny ad.
the table are applied with the craft of solid wood over HPL
scared to say PLASTIC? wood over plastic? I guess its like veneered plastic? why is that a craft? do they employ specially trained wood over plastic laminators?
speak bad bad engrish much?
metal trims? poor engrish again.. trim not trims.. this is your brochure and you say trims?
grinded and then sanded flat .... They meant ground maybe? or were they referring to grandad? does grandad sand them flat?
"each slate could provide a resistance to collision,"
too funny,,,,,, If it could then why not ?How would the slate prevent collisions? Hey can that stuff be built into Chinese cars too ?

a collision prevention coating? You must admit that is that is very innovative.
Abscission , I had to look that one up it means :
the natural
detachment of parts of a plant, typically dead leaves and
ripe fruit.
Good ! You definitely do not want ripe fruit and dead leaves to keep getting stuck to your pool table. You know, I bet the competitors probably didn't even consider THAT problem..
especially for the Asian players - how racist !
"Luxious" that isn't even actually a real word.. they couldn't spell luxurious I guess, so that was as close as they could get - and good enough..
the round stainless steel sights matches perfectly with the metal trims.. yes , again, trim is already plural no need for the S,, its just bad Engrish
ABS electroplating technology,, yes you really do want electroplated plastic parts, No good table should be with out that ;-)
the ultra high levelers are to prevent cracking, Can they be removed if all the players are 4' tall
The cloth has "imported wool"
Maybe because sheep aren't safe in china?
" the table rails apply HPL over the table veneer"
Amazing !, I wonder how do they train the table rails to do that?
normally veneer is thin wood applied to make cheap garbage look like wood but they are applying HPL over " table veneer" .. sounds pretty weird. maybe its a plastic veneer so its plastic veneer over plastic veneer over plastic? that right ?
Do they slice up tables to make the "table veneer" ?
"Mr sung" sure doesn't pay too much attention to detail. This stuff is feeatured right on their own website.
Now where dit hat darnded poofreader get to......