Sex and pool?

[Blue Hog ridr]

When I pull out my Willie, the girls think about pool.

 

[cmbwsu]

These vids will get thinking about both pool and sex 24/7 guaranteed:

http://www.spike.com/video/bikini-pool-shark/2881533

 

[JesPiddlin]

If you're thinking about pool during sex, the sex just isn't good enough. If the sex/relationship was nearly as important to you as your game and you applied the same focus and dedication you use on your game, you'd know I'm right.

 

[MilwShooter]

If you're thinking about pool during sex, the sex just isn't good enough. If the sex/relationship was nearly as important to you as your game and you applied the same focus and dedication you use on your game, you'd know I'm right.

4am pool/sex advice? I think you're missing 1 key point. My wife doesn't mind talking about pool, she loves pool about half as much as me...which is still a lot. If you think men ONLY think about sex during sex (and men, we all know women don't think only about sex during sex) you'd be sadly mistaken.

 

[speakers]

If you think men ONLY think about sex during sex (and men, we all know women don't think only about sex during sex) you'd be sadly mistaken.

EXACTLY! You might not like the answer to how many times SHE thinks about a missed run-out or bad roll or botched safety during fun-time. Might be more often than just league nights! LOL :yeah:

 

[mullyman]

EXACTLY! You might not like the answer to how many times SHE thinks about a missed run-out or bad roll or botched safety during fun-time. Might be more often than just league nights! LOL :yeah:

Yeah, you gotta wonder if she lays there some nights thinking "The balls won't go in *that* pocket."
MULLY

 

[chin0]

I am just now reading the thread, and realiza how F'ed up this thread was and how f'ed up some of our fellow azb bros can be lmao I think about sex while having sex and pool while playing pool, no mix and match. My stroke will get confused lmao

 

[berlowmj]

getting shafted

In the NPR someone mentioned thinking about pool while having sex.... I will shamelessly admit that I think about it during sex on a fairly common basis.

I play leagues every Tuesday and Wednesday, the wife unit doesn't even bug me for sex on those nights because I've been known to stop in the middle of...things... to say something like "I should've played a safe!" or, "I need to practice that shot next time we go practice. That was an unacceptable miss." Am I the only one?

Could the wife be getting shafted while you are at the pool hall?

 

[Hal]

I spend all of my pool winnings on prostitutes.

 

[SUPERSTAR]

I am just now reading the thread, and realiza how F'ed up this thread was and how f'ed up some of our fellow azb bros can be lmao I think about sex while having sex and pool while playing pool, no mix and match. My stroke will get confused lmao

So you've never had the once in a lifetime chance to hop on some girl that you see, say once a year at say, Super Billiards Expo, who finally comes around say 15 minutes before your match, and decides that she wants some action RIGHT THEN?

So you've never had that particular chance that when presented with the option of sealing the deal, you look at the tournament chart, then you look at the girl, then you look at the tournament chart, then you look at the girl, and then you find out that she's not even staying at the convention center, but instead, is staying at a hotel down the road and that if your ever going to do this, that you have to act NOW before she changes her mind?

So you've never thought in the spur of the moment, and decided that the Radisson has a lot of extra space, and wandered off upstairs to find some empty conference room, and grabbed a whole bunch of those sliding wall panels and built yourself a small room so that people walking by or people who peek into the room (which there are plenty) don't see you, and in the process, you are worried about everything pool related that you just put in jeopardy SO YOUR THINKING ABOUT IT?!

So you've never walked back to your match, looking like a disaster with a huge smile on your face after a job well done, only to find out that you are on the clock and get there with 2 minutes left?

So you've never (and believe me, this is rare) come back and just barely squeaked on by to get to the next round?


Wow, that kind of sucks.
Cause if you had, i'm pretty sure you be mixing the thoughts, and smiling about it.
What a deprived person you are, but having said that, it's easy to see why you don't mix the two thoughts together.
But for some of us, it just doesn't happen that way

 

[MilwShooter]

So you've never had the once in a lifetime chance to hop on some girl that you see, say once a year at say, Super Billiards Expo, who finally comes around say 15 minutes before your match, and decides that she wants some action RIGHT THEN?

So you've never had that particular chance that when presented with the option of sealing the deal, you look at the tournament chart, then you look at the girl, then you look at the tournament chart, then you look at the girl, and then you find out that she's not even staying at the convention center, but instead, is staying at a hotel down the road and that if your ever going to do this, that you have to act NOW before she changes her mind?

So you've never thought in the spur of the moment, and decided that the Radisson has a lot of extra space, and wandered off upstairs to find some empty conference room, and grabbed a whole bunch of those sliding wall panels and built yourself a small room so that people walking by or people who peek into the room (which there are plenty) don't see you, and in the process, you are worried about everything pool related that you just put in jeopardy SO YOUR THINKING ABOUT IT?!

So you've never walked back to your match, looking like a disaster with a huge smile on your face after a job well done, only to find out that you are on the clock and get there with 2 minutes left?

So you've never (and believe me, this is rare) come back and just barely squeaked on by to get to the next round?


Wow, that kind of sucks.
Cause if you had, i'm pretty sure you be mixing the thoughts, and smiling about it.
What a deprived person you are, but having said that, it's easy to see why you don't mix the two thoughts together.
But for some of us, it just doesn't happen that way

I'm sure this is all hypothetical... I guess I could see thinking about pool while with someone you've never been with before and at a pool tournament, that makes sense. I think people have tagged me as a guy who thinks about pool a little too much....the wife has been known to make little euphemism here and there as well, that may be an important detail.

FYI - We're going to be signing her up for this forum in the near future!

 

[SUPERSTAR]

I'm sure this is all hypothetical...keep telling yourself that

LOL.

If the walls of the Radisson and convention center could talk, i'm sure you'd be getting an earfull.

Heck i know people that have gone into the bathroom and locked themselves into a stall to get it on.

 

[MilwShooter]

LOL.

If the walls of the Radisson and convention center could talk, i'm sure you'd be getting an earfull.

Heck i know people that have gone into the bathroom and locked themselves into a stall to get it on.

if you're going to do it in a public bathroom, why bother wasting your time locking the stall? It seems a little silly, almost trivial, if you're doing that in a public place to lock the little cheap tab on the stall.

The only place I don't think about sex is when I'm playing pool. I would be PISSED if someone got some sort of stain on my table cloth. lol

 

[akaTrigger]

if you're going to do it in a public bathroom, why bother wasting your time locking the stall? It seems a little silly, almost trivial, if you're doing that in a public place to lock the little cheap tab on the stall.

The only place I don't think about sex is when I'm playing pool. I would be PISSED if someone got some sort of stain on my table cloth. lol

Huh?

 

[SUPERSTAR]

Huh?

Yeah, i'd have to agree with you about that last comment. He probably has a table at home and never goes to the pool hall.

I can't begin to express how many balls i've fired right into the rail when some girl i thought was attractive walked by or was giving me looks from across the room.

I mean FOR REAL!

How is one NOT supposed to think about sex, when some attractive girl is stretched out over the table with her butt sticking right in your direction, or is wearing a low cut blouse with everything hanging out when she bends forward.

FORGET POOL AT THAT POINT!!!

You know what, if your NOT thinking about pool at that point, your either gay, or there is something wrong with you.

 

[mantis99]

In the NPR someone mentioned thinking about pool while having sex.... I will shamelessly admit that I think about it during sex on a fairly common basis.

I play leagues every Tuesday and Wednesday, the wife unit doesn't even bug me for sex on those nights because I've been known to stop in the middle of...things... to say something like "I should've played a safe!" or, "I need to practice that shot next time we go practice. That was an unacceptable miss." Am I the only one?

You know pool has become an unhealthy obsession when this occurs. I love pool, but time with my wife still ranks first.

 

[MilwShooter]

You know pool has become an unhealthy obsession when this occurs. I love pool, but time with my wife still ranks first.

What about time with your wife...playing pool? There's always a happy medium. As you may have noticed, she posts on here as well. If we both love the sport, then there should be plenty of room for both.

I won't even tell you about the number of times we've tried to watch Pool on TV or on the computer and didn't get to the end...lol

 

[muddawg]

I've never thought about pool while having sex... but I will admit to thinking about sex when playing pool, especially when the sexy waitress walks by. But thinking about pool while having sex might be good for your technique. You know, "stroke it, don't poke it" and "follow through."

 

[mantis99]

What about time with your wife...playing pool? There's always a happy medium. As you may have noticed, she posts on here as well. If we both love the sport, then there should be plenty of room for both.

I won't even tell you about the number of times we've tried to watch Pool on TV or on the computer and didn't get to the end...lol

I can't argue with that. It's great if you can enjoy it together!

 

[Tbeaux]

Why isn't there a choice....... O I think about having sex while playing pool, while playing pool? :grin:


Terry