Sex and pool?

Do you think about pool while having sex?

  • Yes

    Votes: 17 9.6%

  • No

    Votes: 96 53.9%

  • No, but I don't think about sex during pool either.

    Votes: 65 36.5%
  • Total voters
    178
I guess if you have sex enough you will eventually be thinking about pool if you are hard core player.

I had this discussion with some hard core players and we agreed that at least 90% of our thoughts were on 3 things in no particular order

money
sex
pool
 
poolhustler said:
Lets not rush to judgement here. I think we need to see pics of his wife to make a decision.

Post up!!!
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...Not sure how this helps. You going to think about her while playing pool? lol
 

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Wow, you did it twice!

gdog said:
there was a local tourney years ago, that i normally placed in. one night this girl (drunk) who i'd been with once b4 is all over me prior to the tourney starting. leave me alone i told her, i can make 50.00 bucks playing this. she says I'll give you 50.00 if we leave right now. what do i do? of course i forfeit out, take her 50.00 like a slimeball, and ended up giving her back about .10 cents on the dollar.
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Doing it once is perhaps poor judgment. Doing it twice, posts 19 and 20, you are a slimeball! :D :D :D

Hu
 
Sev said:
No ball in had for you. 2 year!!!!!
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I'd think that in most cases, this would cause MORE ball in hand.

Also, is this REALLY a bad thing? Pool is the only other thing I get to do, I can't work because of a back injury. Pool is kind of like my mistress....I'm just fortunate enough to have a wife that's fine with me talking about my mistress while we do things. :-)
 
MilwShooter said:
...Not sure how this helps. You going to think about her while playing pool? lol
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Let me get this straight...you're hitting that, and your mind wanders to a filthy ass pool table????

I wonder what she thinks about...lol
 
CharlesUFarley said:
Let me get this straight...you're hitting that, and your mind wanders to a filthy ass pool table????

I wonder what she thinks about...lol
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well...she doesn't ask the annoying "what are you thinking about?" question. And she does, as stated earlier, like to play pool as well.... Maybe along with the "billiard bra" I could sell a "toy" shaped like a pool cue...might help me with muscle memory. I could photoshop what I'm thinking...but I try to keep the forum as PG13 as possible.
 
Beware_of_Dawg said:
Would this help keep your attention long enough to take care of the task at hand?
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If I could rep you again for that picture, I would....Sad thing is...No matter what I do, I'll probably have that picture in my head next time we do anything. Does that mean I think about AZB too much as well???
 
No, have you seen my wife....?! I do however think about sex during pool, after pool, at the grocery store, getting my hair cut! work, after work, during mastu.....ah i mean um..sex...i mean, taking a shower, after a shower, and of course last but not least, WHILE SURFING AZ!
 
gdog said:
there was a local tourney years ago, that i normally placed in. one night this girl (drunk) who i'd been with once b4 is all over me prior to the tourney starting. leave me alone i told her, i can make 50.00 bucks playing this. she says I'll give you 50.00 if we leave right now. what do i do? of course i forfeit out, take her 50.00 like a slimeball, and ended up giving her back about .10 cents on the dollar
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Are you saying the level that you "played" was only worth $5?? You might want to stop practicing pool and start practicing the other.
 
MilwShooter said:
In the NPR someone mentioned thinking about pool while having sex.... I will shamelessly admit that I think about it during sex on a fairly common basis.

I play leagues every Tuesday and Wednesday, the wife unit doesn't even bug me for sex on those nights because I've been known to stop in the middle of...things... to say something like "I should've played a safe!" or, "I need to practice that shot next time we go practice. That was an unacceptable miss." Am I the only one?
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Let me ask you a simple question, and please answer it honestly.

Are you using your stick to stroke with or are you feeling a stick and balls in your center pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
 
MilwShooter said:
I'd think that in most cases, this would cause MORE ball in hand.

Also, is this REALLY a bad thing? Pool is the only other thing I get to do, I can't work because of a back injury. Pool is kind of like my mistress....I'm just fortunate enough to have a wife that's fine with me talking about my mistress while we do things. :-)
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One night you will see a timer on the night stand. While you are talking about shots shes going to start timing them.

They always have subtle ways of letting you know.
 
Sev said:
One night you will see a timer on the night stand. While you are talking about shots shes going to start timing them.

They always have subtle ways of letting you know.
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If I ask for an extension, is that okay?
...or...
I'll only worry if SHE asks for an extension.
 
MilwShooter said:
No matter what I do, I'll probably have that picture in my head next time we do anything. Does that mean I think about AZB too much as well???
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Now your catching on. Yes, you do indeed have a problem.

YOU MIGHT HAVE A POOL PROBLEM IF...

Ur internet forum friend posts a picture of your wife with billiard boobs and you promptly download the image to your mental "spank tank" for future use.

As a matter of fact, I'd give 3:1 that image just gave your wife guarenteed action tonight despite it being your league night. Bet your thinking about getting off work a little early today.

Ur sick my friend, seek help.
 
Patrick Johnson said:
Either your sex is way worse than mine or your pool is way better.

pj
chgo
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THIS! Very much this. One of the funniest comments I've seen on this site. :thumbup:
 
Beware_of_Dawg said:
Now your catching on. Yes, you do indeed have a problem.

YOU MIGHT HAVE A POOL PROBLEM IF...

Ur internet forum friend posts a picture of your wife with billiard boobs and you promptly download the image to your mental "spank tank" for future use.

As a matter of fact, I'd give 3:1 that image just gave your wife guarenteed action tonight despite it being your league night. Bet your thinking about getting off work a little early today.

Ur sick my friend, seek help.
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1. I don't work.
2. Yes...I WILL be trying insane combo shots on the 9 ball just to finish the night early.
 
MilwShooter said:
If I ask for an extension, is that okay?
...or...
I'll only worry if SHE asks for an extension.
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Ummmmmm.
Just exactly what is she up to if you are asking for an extension???:eek: :eek:
 
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