Sex and pool?

Do you think about pool while having sex?

  • Yes

    Votes: 17 9.6%

  • No

    Votes: 96 53.9%

  • No, but I don't think about sex during pool either.

    Votes: 65 36.5%
  • Total voters
    178
Sex is always on my mind. Why limit it to just when playing pool?

I went to the doctor for my annual check up. The doctor told me that if I wanted to live another 10 years I would have to give up half of my sex life. I asked him what half did he want me to give up: Thinking about it or talking about it?
 
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No way pool enters into it when I'm putting the pipe down. If pool does seep into it it's more like "Put my balls in your mouth" or "Stroke my shaft" or something like that. I don't think they are directly related though.
MULLY
 
MilwShooter

Try banging ya maid and let us know if the same thing happens! LOL If ya don't have a maid, get a maids outfit and have ya wife wear it and I guess that'll be close enough!
 
No doubt I think about pool more than I should. But this thread, like a lot of them on AZ, shows me I can be way, way out of my league around here!:D
 
Travis Bickle said:
No doubt I think about pool more than I should. But this thread, like a lot of them on AZ, shows me I can be way, way out of my league around here!:D
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Don't short change yourself. Only 7 or so people said they think about it as much as I do, You're well within the majority. lol

To the 7 people that answered yes, you just made me feel like I need to step my game up a bit, need to start thinking about it more often...when else is a good time to focus on pool that isn't obvious?
 
Truth

i CAN NOT GIVE A ANSWER TO THE QUESTION , AS IT DEPENDS IF I HAD TAKEN A CILACE, OR PE**ER PILL THE NITE BEFORE IF I HAD THE ANSWER WILL BE YES!! MIGHT NOT PLAY POOL AS GOOD AS YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPERS BUT IF I TAKE A PILL . LOCK YOUR BACK DOORS!!!!!
 
bayoublaster400 said:
MilwShooter

Try banging ya maid and let us know if the same thing happens! LOL If ya don't have a maid, get a maids outfit and have ya wife wear it and I guess that'll be close enough!
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If I could afford a maid, I'd already own a pool table...That would mean she would never have sex with me because I'd be thinking about pool too much. I already told her that once we get a pool table she better not even THINK about getting on the table, even if it's for some "sexy" pictures, I don't want the table getting ruined or off balance or the cloth getting messed up... A guy's gotta have his priorities!
 
back2good1 said:
As dumb as this is... it will still get 1k views....

Sex sells. IMO
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looks like you were very correct with your estimate...Should every post start with the word sex now? lol
 
FYI Beware-of-Dawg...


That picture didn't help. I didn't even try to do anything last night. The moment I thought about trying something, I cracked a big cheesy smile as I pictured the 8balls in my head...AZB may have permanently changed my sexual performance, and I have noone to blame for starting this whole thing but myself. :eek:
 
while having sex...NO. But gotta admit to thinking of sex while playing pool. As long as there is a couple of sweet looking cupcakes in the room!
 
cmbwsu said:
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" I gotta play in a tournament tonight, I have league, I have a long race tonight" --- it's always about pool with him. I wonder what's wrong with him?

(I looked for the "H*ll No" button but settled for just a little 'ole "No".)
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Dam I just misstroked. :(
I guess well call that one a butter ball.:D :D
 
cmbwsu said:
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" I gotta play in a tournament tonight, I have league, I have a long race tonight" --- it's always about pool with him. I wonder what's wrong with him?

(I looked for the "H*ll No" button but settled for just a little 'ole "No".)
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You know, I gotta wonder, where in the hell did she get an outfit like that that fits her? And then I gotta wonder who the sick f**k is that even thought of creating those things for women that size. Ladies, hell anyone really, I too am of large proportions so I have every right to say this, if you're built like that, don't dress like that. There is no way that it makes you look good. Ugggghhhh!!
MULLY
you'll never see me in a Speedo
 
I asked my girl friend what she thought about 1 pocket.

She said keep hitting it.:D :D :D
 
sun526 said:
while having sex...NO. But gotta admit to thinking of sex while playing pool. As long as there is a couple of sweet looking cupcakes in the room!
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Last time I was home we were out shooting pool and off of the main room is a game room and they have a coin table back there. The door is just off to the side of the table where I was playing and I could just turn my head to the right and see the coin table and whatnot. About 30 minutes into the game this young girl about 18 or so, keeping it legal, came in. She was wearing this dangerously short denim skirt. I soon found out that she was wearing white panties too. Long smooth silky legs and a firm butt. Every time she bent over to take a shot NOTHING was left to the imagination. Oddly enough neither I nor my opponent shot very well for about 45 minutes.
MULLY
 
I don't think about sex while i'm on the table but as a rule I think about sex every half a minute or so. This rule applies unless i'm in some sort of depressing situation or one that requires concentration. However, I may have painted myself into a corner because, You have to concentrate on sex while having sex. So, I guess it's ok if you concentrate on something other than sex while having sex. It's kinda of a conundrum. Well, I guess I don't have the answer...instincts are a ***** :D
 
asmith74 said:
I don't think about sex while i'm on the table but as a rule I think about sex every half a minute or so. This rule applies unless i'm in some sort of depressing situation or one that requires concentration. However, I may have painted myself into a corner because, You have to concentrate on sex while having sex. So, I guess it's ok if you concentrate on something other than sex while having sex. It's kinda of a conundrum. Well, I guess I don't have the answer...instincts are a ***** :D
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Yeah, and when you're depressed you, figuratively speaking, begin thinking that maybe you'd feel better if you could get some. So depression doesn't take the thought away either. hehe!!!
MULLY
 
mullyman said:
Yeah, and when you're depressed you, figuratively speaking, begin thinking that maybe you'd feel better if you could get some. So depression doesn't take the thought away either. hehe!!!
MULLY
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lol, very true man! I agree, nice post. Rep to you :thumbup:
 
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