Shorty Doo Wops!

This thread is for all the vertically challenged players out there!

Here's my list..

Santos Sambajon
Alex Pagulayan
Marcus Chamat
Rafael Martinez
Marshall "Squirrel"Carpenter
Buster Merchant
Tommy Kennedy
Efren Reyes

Give me a sec..I'll think of a few more shoties:D
 
Walt Frazier said:
This thread is for all the vertically challenged players out there!
Give me a sec..I'll think of a few more shoties:D

I don't think it is politically correct to call vertcally challenge players shoties.:o Or for that matter to even put them in the same boat as the forum legend Shorty.:D
 
Sambajon and Parica were going to match up one day but finally gave up on the idea because they could't find a way to put the stakes up on the light.
 
Since I'm 5'7", I've always thought shorties began at about 5'4" and below. I wouldn't put Willie, Lou or Efren on this list. Then you would have to include too many other players in the 5'7" range.

Dennis O. is a borderline shorty at about 5'4" or maybe 5'5".
 
Yokel said:
I'm 5' 8" with tennis shoes on.. I might qualify for that list one day ^^

I've always qualified for the shorty list, lol. But I tower over Niki Hollingsworth! :D
 
Stones said:
Nothing wrong with being short, other than being the last one to know it's raining.

Stones

Great line! I may have to give you rep points.
 
I'm 5'6", and from what I have been told by tall guys, I'm just fine at the height I was given. Eventhough another inch or two might be nice......;)

Gerry
 
rackmsuckr said:
I've always qualified for the shorty list, lol. But I tower over Niki Hollingsworth! :D

When the Sardo was first used on tour, Nikki (at the time Benish) could not place the rack in position and push down due to her stature. Steve Tipton had to rack for her. IIRC, she actually complained of back pain trying to use the Sardo.
 
Stones said:
Nothing wrong with being short, other than being the last one to know it's raining.

Stones


Or perhaps needing to wear platform shoe lifts... But wait, they might help you to reach that across the table shot more easily :D
 
You forgot Landon Shuffett.
I've seen him play, and I refuse to believe he's 12.
He's just a short hustler.
:D
 
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