Call me crazy but I sometimes (not always) miss that rotten stench I used to bring home with me after playing pool ALL NIGHT LONG! I will now pause 10 seconds while you all call me crazy.
There's something about the mixture of the smoke, the chalk, and the grease from the rails. When you combine those three it just makes me think about the good ole days. Man, it has been a while since I stunk that bad. Now that I think about it, I haven't stained up a pair of jeans at the thighs in a while either. Ah too bad.
Now when I go play pool for a few hours I come back smelling exactly how I smelled when I left. No more sneaking my clothes into the bottom of the dirty clothes pile. Now I just drop them right on the floor and I just have to worry about getting yelled at for being a slob. How boring is that???
Maybe someone could bottle that smell for me. Stinky-Pool-Hall-Smell-in-a-Can. I would buy that.
P.S. ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE ALL KNOW THAT SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU SO QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. MY FATHER IS DEAD BECAUSE HE WAS A LIFE-LONG SMOKER. THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR IT.
They say that smell is the sense most attached to memory. Most likely you have simply built associations between the foul stench and some good times of your life. You for you stench=good times. Hey, with that, you might consider a career as a garbage man...it would be heaven for you. Ha ha...just kidding, but seriously I bet it has to do with the associations.
KMRUNOUT