Something "New" for the cue world

[Albatross Cues]

So, if you call me up and try to sell me one, and I say, "Fa Cue". You won't be offended.

No offense whatsoever, our sales staff love to hear our brand name, and would also try and sell you our second version cue...the "Fau Cue 2".

 

[Str8PoolPlayer]

Or call and say "Fau Cue and the horse you rode in on"

"We have a Winner .. Give that man a Cue Pee Doll". :groucho:

 

[TATE]

Once I got it, funny as hell.

But a warning that so many cue maker's are already here with a Fau Cue. To get a Fau Cue, just pay in full, then when overdue, ask for a delivery date.

 

[Willi Makaball]

It sounds like Faux News, that station that claims to tell all the facts that are not true.....

 

[Albatross Cues]

This thread is meaningless without pictures.

..please make sure they're photo shopped.

I got my money almost ready for the Fau....
...I'm just printing it now.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we are unable to take any pictures at this time as our camera is a "Fauct" brand. The resolution is also for Chit.

 

[Tramp Steamer]

Not a lot going today, huh guys? You remember that 'Mash" episode when all the nurses were sent away for a week, or so, and all the men were left to themselves.
Well, just keep your faux-cuing hands off me. :smile:

 

[Mr. Bond]

Sorry to say this but they'll never sell when we put our new line of cues on the market produced by Benjamin Dover.

Our new Spain Cue is sure to deal a punishing blow to the existing cue makers out there.

Ben knows his stuff.

 

[hang-the-9]

I think Steamer cues should add this to the lineup to go with the Wonder and Miracle. :thumbup:

Introducing the all new "Fau Cue" line for summer.

Be the envy of your friends and league players when you tell them you play with a "Fau Cue".

The single point, too the point design of these cues will have you feeling the game like never before. This no frills cue will help get your ego out of the way, by creating a new "Fau Cue" attitude. "Fau Cues" bring out the mental side of your game, whether your a Touring Pro, or a common Nit, "Fau Cues" are for you!

Raise up your hands with a "Fau Cue" in it, and let the world know you mean Business. The single point will let everyone know you play with a " Fau Cue", scream out Our name and let them know what you play with.

"Fau Cues" are built to single point accuracy. They might not be the straightest cues on the planet, But "Fau Cues" have a mindset of there own. These cues can be ordered with a built in alarm feature for those in need of such amenities.

Call us up and order your "Fau Cue" today. Tell the Receptionist you want a "Fau Cue" for that special someone in your life. Buy an extra for that special buddy on your team and tell him "This Fau Cue is For You!" That guy at the Pool Room still borrowing your cue? Buy him a "Fau Cue".

Get the feel of a "Fau Cue"! Don't hold back your game any longer, play with a "Fau Cue"

Operators are standing by!

Now back to your regularly scheduled Program.

Aloha

 

[Tramp Steamer]

I think Steamer cues should add this to the lineup to go with the Wonder and Miracle. :thumbup:

Please hang, let's not drag the good name of Miracle, and Wonder, through the muck and mire exhibited by this young upstart and his so-called 'Faux-Qs'.
Time, and time again these two cues, produced by Steamer Cue Sports Ltd., have proven to be among some of the finest cues currently produced. Utilizing the latest in manufacturing techniques, and materials, they stand alone in the world of pool cues. No, really. We make little feet, as an accessory, so you can stand them up and not have to lean them against a wall.
In addition, SCSL makes one of the best cue tips in the world today. The FourSkin.
All FourSkin tips consist of four layers of thinly skived skin gathered from some of the finest hospitals from across the country. They come in four hardnesses: Limp, Kind of Hard, and Damned Hard. Our new break tip is called: The Diamond Cutter. You can scratch a windshield with that one.
In conclusion, when someone asks you to compare their products with those from Steamer Cue Sports Ltd., it's like oranges to five balls. You can't. :smile:

 

[pt109]

Sorry to say this but they'll never sell when we put our new line of cues on the market produced by Benjamin Dover.

Our new Spain Cue is sure to deal a punishing blow to the existing cue makers out there.

Ben knows his stuff.

Strange, I thought Ben Dover was an instruction for making your stance...
.....IN A POOL HALL, OKAY! :angry:

..using a Spain Cue approach means you gettin' the dough.....
...and showing your opponent the doo'