Something "New" for the cue world

Albatross Cues

Albatross Cues

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Introducing the all new "Fau Cue" line for summer.

Be the envy of your friends and league players when you tell them you play with a "Fau Cue".

The single point, too the point design of these cues will have you feeling the game like never before. This no frills cue will help get your ego out of the way, by creating a new "Fau Cue" attitude. "Fau Cues" bring out the mental side of your game, whether your a Touring Pro, or a common Nit, "Fau Cues" are for you!

Raise up your hands with a "Fau Cue" in it, and let the world know you mean Business. The single point will let everyone know you play with a " Fau Cue", scream out Our name and let them know what you play with.

"Fau Cues" are built to single point accuracy. They might not be the straightest cues on the planet, But "Fau Cues" have a mindset of there own. These cues can be ordered with a built in alarm feature for those in need of such amenities.

Call us up and order your "Fau Cue" today. Tell the Receptionist you want a "Fau Cue" for that special someone in your life. Buy an extra for that special buddy on your team and tell him "This Fau Cue is For You!" That guy at the Pool Room still borrowing your cue? Buy him a "Fau Cue".

Get the feel of a "Fau Cue"! Don't hold back your game any longer, play with a "Fau Cue"

Operators are standing by!

Now back to your regularly scheduled Program.

Aloha
 
I read the whole thing.


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Albatross Cues said:
Introducing the all new "Fau Cue" line for summer.

Be the envy of your friends and league players when you tell them you play with a "Fau Cue".

The single point, too the point design of these cues will have you feeling the game like never before. This no frills cue will help get your ego out of the way, by creating a new "Fau Cue" attitude. "Fau Cues" bring out the mental side of your game, whether your a Touring Pro, or a common Nit, "Fau Cues" are for you!

Raise up your hands with a "Fau Cue" in it, and let the world know you mean Business. The single point will let everyone know you play with a " Fau Cue", scream out Our name and let them know what you play with.

"Fau Cues" are built to single point accuracy. They might not be the straightest cues on the planet, But "Fau Cues" have a mindset of there own. These cues can be ordered with a built in alarm feature for those in need of such amenities.

Call us up and order your "Fau Cue" today. Tell the Receptionist you want a "Fau Cue" for that special someone in your life. Buy an extra for that special buddy on your team and tell him "This Fau Cue is For You!" That guy at the Pool Room still borrowing your cue? Buy him a "Fau Cue".

Get the feel of a "Fau Cue"! Don't hold back your game any longer, play with a "Fau Cue"

Operators are standing by!

Now back to your regularly scheduled Program.

Aloha
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What's a Fau Cue? A Faux Cue?
 
Albatross Cues said:
Be the envy of your friends and league players when you tell them you play with a "Fau Cue".
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You misspelled "laughing stock"

Sorry I couldn't help myself, but this is a pretty bad commercial in a public forum for a cue that nobody has ever heard of.
 
ah i see it was a joke. so much funny it's hardly containable. i mean really i will probably die from such enjoyment happily knowing i have seen the funniest thing that has ever been posted on the internets. :smile-us-down:
 
This thread is meaningless without pictures.

..please make sure they're photo shopped.

I got my money almost ready for the Fau....
...I'm just printing it now.
 
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