Special Deal on Secret Chalk

I guess it's better than my columbiain chalk. I can chalk my cue & nose at the same time, & gives me all the energy I need. :rolleyes: But what a good idea to send it here, huh?
 
Bad news

Demand has been so heavy that I've had to raise the price to 10K per cube, cash only. Limit of one cube per customer, per year.

Special note to Jay Helfert: My attorneys, Dewey Cheatham and Howe, will be in contact tomorrow. You will not undercut me on this super chalk. I've got the market cornered.
 
I make my own chalk.....mixture of the gritty remainder of speed stick, old spaghetti, and the bottom of liquid laundry detergent....all grounded to a fine blue powder.....it's amazing, and it doesn't stain my clothes.....and it has a sweet aroma....and it makes me hungry for pizza....

Signed,

Jack Me Hoff and Idid Jor Sistar
 
9BallPaul said:
Demand has been so heavy that I've had to raise the price to 10K per cube, cash only. Limit of one cube per customer, per year.

Special note to Jay Helfert: My attorneys, Dewey Cheatham and Howe, will be in contact tomorrow. You will not undercut me on this super chalk. I've got the market cornered.
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Nice try, but my attorneys, Hookem and Crookem, said not to worry. I'm holding the line at 3K per cube. I'm not trying to rob anyone, just give them a fair deal. My chalk also comes with a certificate of authenticity. Ten gross of the REAL diamond chalk has a street value of $4,320,000. Who wants to buy the first piece? I'll even sign it. :cool:
 
To quote Joe Pesci in My Couson Vinnie :did you get this chalk from the same guy that sold jack his magic beans"
 
Zimbobbyguay

9BallPaul said:
Demand has been so heavy that I've had to raise the price to 10K per cube, cash only. Limit of one cube per customer, per year.

Special note to Jay Helfert: My attorneys, Dewey Cheatham and Howe, will be in contact tomorrow. You will not undercut me on this super chalk. I've got the market cornered.
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I am Prince Muckytimuck from the Province of the diamond chalk. There have been such a tremendous sales of this special chalk that I am in dire need of help from business minded people. Just furnish me your bank account number and verification that the account can cash checks over $200,000.00, keep 20% for your profit.
 
ATTENTION EVERYONE THAT IS CONSIDERING THIS CHALK!!!!!!!! I just finished my first batch of UNBELEAVABULL TIPS*,you will never have to chalk again,i swear to god u wont!(thanks,donny) 1st person to give pos.rep will receive a lifetime supply.*pATENT pending:p this is just too much fun.....
 
jay helfert said:
I just got an e-mail from Nigeria. I have inherited ten gross of the REAL diamond chalk. I'm going to be a rich man soon. I just have to pay a small shipping fee, and possibly some tariffs or duties. It may end up costing me a couple thousand but so what. It's worth MILLIONS! :grin-square:
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I want a piece of your action:grin-square:
 
ftgokie said:
Congratulations Jay, you will be sipping drinks with umbrellas in them on a beach on some tropical island.send us a postcard! Just dont wear a thong....they feel funny (from what I hear:o )
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Good Lord in Heaven, this thread should have died with the mention of Jay in a thong.:grin:
MULLY
thinks Jay shouldn't wear a thong for reasons other than they feel funny:sorry:
 
Beware...

I recieved my "special diamond chalk" in the mail yesterday,I used it for 20 minutes and this happened to my hand's....

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So I figured that can't be from the "Special diamond chalk" so I rub it on my face and this is what happened....













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So 9BallPaul, my lawyer's at, Balls & Shaft will be in touch with you soon. Thank you and have a great day... Ron
 
9BallPaul said:
With the recent threads on chalk preferances, I thought some of you might be interested in a connection I've made. I've got a source in Zimbabwe who can supply limited quantities of a secret billiards chalk -- it's embedded with diamond dust gathererd from the gemologists who cut diamonds.

The chalk is not cheap -- we're talking $3,000 per cube, but it's guaranteed to make you an A player. You'll never miscue again, and it somehow guides the cueball into a perfect hit nearly every time you shoot. Scientists are baffled, but users are getting rich.

Contact me by P.M. if you're interested. These are for sale through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
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What's your paypal? i'll take 2 cubes
 
Everyone just hold on for a while and my researchers will have completed the "reduced-cost rare cat turd" chalk. It will represent a much better value with the same results.

The side benefit is that we can put to work some of those unemployed coffee bean cats.

Jerry
 
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