Swearing in Accu-Stats

This was a great video. It also features Shannon almost giving Earl BIH because he accidentally pulled the 2-ball out of a pocket and left it on the table.
 
Billy probably didn't have this guide.🙂
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My absolute favorite thing in 9B is shitting it in. I don't like 10B but if my opponent grumbles about it I'll say "That's why I play 10B for money." Which I don't but it's a funny thing to say. If my opponent shits it in I honestly don't care because I can do it too.

I also have a lot of fun trying some super low percentage shot on the 9B while simultaneously playing safe. Free rolls are fun, especially if they get you BIH afterward. This tactic is especially fun to use on the 500-550 fargo players who think 10B is the only legitimate rotation game, but couldn't run one rack of 9B/10B out of 30. For some reason they hate the idea of slop or creative percentage play but win no more games in a call pocket game.

I swear if I saw normal "easy" pattern routes the way I do slim chance weird ass 9 ball rides I'd be a dangerous player. 😄
 
Not a swear word, but still a bad word is tit. I get a kick out of commentators that slip and use the word tit when a ball just misses by hitting the tit or player tries to rub them down.
 
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My absolute favorite thing in 9B is shitting it in. I don't like 10B but if my opponent grumbles about it I'll say "That's why I play 10B for money." Which I don't but it's a funny thing to say. If my opponent shits it in I honestly don't care because I can do it too.

I also have a lot of fun trying some super low percentage shot on the 9B while simultaneously playing safe. Free rolls are fun, especially if they get you BIH afterward. This tactic is especially fun to use on the 500-550 fargo players who think 10B is the only legitimate rotation game, but couldn't run one rack of 9B/10B out of 30. For some reason they hate the idea of slop or creative percentage play but win no more games in a call pocket game.

I swear if I saw normal "easy" pattern routes the way I do slim chance weird ass 9 ball rides I'd be a dangerous player. 😄
We can be friends!

All my local TD’s want to eliminate luck. No one locally can run 3 racks on a barbox, or 2 on an 9’ including the TD’s.

Crazy to take luck and creative 2 way shots away.
 
This was a great video. It also features Shannon almost giving Earl BIH because he accidentally pulled the 2-ball out of a pocket and left it on the table.
that was quite odd- happens at the 27:20 mark.

Daulton really must have been distracted or something because it is such a strange scenario- picking up the 2 from the pocket and then somehow forgetting that you put it there 5 seconds later!
 
looked like cheating?

or maybe high on drugs?

having an extra two ball
didn’t give him any advantage
 
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that was quite odd- happens at the 27:20 mark.

Daulton really must have been distracted or something because it is such a strange scenario- picking up the 2 from the pocket and then somehow forgetting that you put it there 5 seconds later!
He was mulling over Billy using the shit word earlier.
 
Choose your words carefully. Not given to profanity, I usually tell them to go commit a sexual act upon themselves.
 
I have a tape where he commentates with Weenie Bernie and tell him, "You'd be a great coach for someone, really. Too bad you can't execute worth a shit". :) I may have the wording slightly off.
 
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