"Take two weeks off and then quit..."

[Gregg]

"I would complain, but nobody would listed anyway."

If I hear any one of those two phrases in the pool hall again I am going to hang myself with my cue case strap.

 

[Purdman]

"I would complain, but nobody would listed anyway."

If I hear any one of those two phrases in the pool hall again I am going to hang myself with my cue case strap.

Don't ruin a good case! I will send you a rope. JK
Purdman

 

[Icon of Sin]

Never heard the first one before. I like it.

 

[axejunkie]

Then I think you should just 'be the ball' (to borrow a bit from golf). I swear I thought that once and played two balls better

 

[Donovan]

"I would complain, but nobody would listed anyway."

Well your neck is safe from hearing this one ever agqin. However you might hear it like this some day..."I would complain, but nobody would listen anyway."

I really am sorry for being a smart @$$, but it did sound funny.

 

[tom haney]

Then I think you should just 'be the ball' (to borrow a bit from golf). I swear I thought that once and played two balls better

Right. You need to buy my book- Zen and the Art of
Pocket Billiards. Coming out soon in paperback to a
Borders near you. I'm known in spiritual circles as the
Swami Salami.

 

[toomanybugs]

Don't do that! Do you have a dirty glass?

Bugs.

 

[bsmutz]

Well your neck is safe from hearing this one ever agqin. However you might hear it like this some day..."I would complain, but nobody would listen anyway."

And hopefully he'll never read "agqin" again.

 

[Williebetmore]

"I would complain, but nobody would listed anyway."

If I hear any one of those two phrases in the pool hall again I am going to hang myself with my cue case strap.

Greg,
If you do hang yourself, can I have your cue (sounds like the case might take some damage).

The golf corollary to your quote was told by Bob Rosburg. He said that he was always tempted to complain in the locker room after making a dreaded snowman (an 8) on a hole. He said, "don't bother complaining, 90% of the other players DON'T CARE, the other 10% wish you'd scored a 9."

 

[Donovan]

And hopefully he'll never read "agqin" again.

Damn! I didn't spell check because it was so short. LMAO!!!

 

[Steve Lipsky]

"I would complain, but nobody would listed anyway."

If I hear any one of those two phrases in the pool hall again I am going to hang myself with my cue case strap.

Along the same lines is one of my favorite sports quotes ever, attributed to the late great hockey coach Herb Brooks.

"You're playing worse and worse every day, and right now you're playing like next Tuesday."

- Steve

 

[Gregg]

"You're playing worse and worse every day, and right now you're playing like next Tuesday."

- Steve

Yea, but that was actually funny.

 

[TX Poolnut]

Take two weeks off, and then quit.

Sounds like great advice for Purdman and Cuetecasaurus to quit smoking.