The Birthday Barrel

Fast Lenny

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Well last night at about 10pm I get a phone call from my buddies to go out for my birthday so we decide to go out against my better judgement as I am tired and want to wait until the weekend.We go out to Mill Ave. the popular place in Tempe AZ,college town,you figure it would be mobbed,its dead.We go to a nice small club and get a table where they try to sell us $20 bottles of Vodka for $200 and we just want beers,it gets lame so we head to Kolby's as my friend has action.

He plays the kid races to 9 for $100 and the kid stinks while I play my friend Jay some one hole for fun,I beat him 2 games and then walk over to the bar.The kids dad is known to gamble so I asked if he would like to play something cheap having never played him before.He had been drinking as was I so I think it will be fun,he says freeze up for $100.I tell him we can play $20 a game 8 ball,he finally says ok and we get to it.I beat him 5 straight so I am up a $100,we agree to play races to 3 for $100,I beat him 3-0,the next set goes 3-1.

I tell him before we can play anymore he has to pay the $300 and we can keep playing because I dont know him and even though he is supposed to be good action I would feel better to square up.He says I play or dont get paid,I tell him he either pays me or I quit as I dont want to waste anymore time then I have.He rakes the balls and proceeds to walk away breaking down his cue,I let him know I am having none of it and if he is firing air barrels then he needs to get out of the room and dont come back,atleast humor me and say he will pay tomorrow or something.

His son who is playing my friend gets lippy and that is bad idea because I tell him his dad is a straight up scumbag firing the air barrel at me trying to take a shot at my money.He tells me to shut my mouth and stepped into my radius and tried to take a swing,so I hit the guy with a glancing blow open handed,nothing crazy and he stumbles back and my friend running the room gets him to leave. They leave in a box truck that I am sure had all their belongings in it and they were broke as a joke looking to get a buck or 2,I felt bad for the kid being brought down into bad spot since he was probably 18 by his drunk old man.

There is little tidbits here and there but regardless my friend was screwed out of $200 of the $300 he won and I was screwed out of $300.I always make someone I dont know post up,but I assumed from my friend that they were ok,a lesson learned,one year older and alittle more wiser I suppose.I have to say this birthday was certainly memorable to say the least,that is the story of the Birthday Barrel.

But the night is not over,my 2 friends decide to grab some Jack in the Box and are going to come back,they are in the drive thru and their order gets messed up.The tell the girl just forget it as they are aggravated and drive away or attempt to and drive and get the car stuck on a curb,they do get it off after some horrid noises they said.I have to say it was one HELL of a night,I just got home alittle while ago and am still in disbelief. :cool:
 
Haha,yeah guys I thought he was giving me a birthday present but it was just a birthday barrel,kind of like getting a 29 spankings but it was 29 $10 bills and one more for next year. :p
 
....and after all the crap you put up with all night, you didn't even get to grease your throat with a good 'ol slimy Jack-in-the-Box burger ;) !!! Oh, the shame :D !!!

Happy birthday Fast Lenny (belated)!!!

Maniac
 
Maniac said:
....and after all the crap you put up with all night, you didn't even get to grease your throat with a good 'ol slimy Jack-in-the-Box burger ;) !!! Oh, the shame :D !!!

Happy birthday Fast Lenny (belated)!!!

Maniac
No,they stopped back with the burger and it was pretty good. :D
 
Prince said:
Lenny, who were these two guys? Names please?

Dennis
www.desertclassictour.com
I will get there names for you today,they ride around in a white box truck,look scruffly and like they have not showered in awhile,the old guy has long hair and is stocky,the kid is 18 or about that with an eyebrow piercing.
 
Fast Lenny said:
Were you talking about the riff raff or my buddies who are also riff raff?,lol. :D
:). the two guys who pulled this stunt. They deserve to have their names out there for the other players to avoid. I'm not sure who they are, they must be new to the pool scene here in Arizona. Maybe they will show up for the Metro tournament. That would be interesting.

Dennis
www.desertclassictour.com
 
Prince said:
:). the two guys who pulled this stunt. They deserve to have their names out there for the other players to avoid. I'm not sure who they are, they must be new to the pool scene here in Arizona. Maybe they will show up for the Metro tournament. That would be interesting.

Dennis
www.desertclassictour.com
No,the old guy has been gambling for awhile,the kid has been around alittle bit,I will get their names later today.I felt bad for the kid being in a bad spot like that with his dad,they seemed bad off trying to make some money and probably living out of that box truck with all their stuff in the back.God bless them. :smile:
 
Fast Lenny said:
No,the old guy has been gambling for awhile,the kid has been around alittle bit,I will get their names later today.I felt bad for the kid being in a bad spot like that with his dad,they seemed bad off trying to make some money and probably living out of that box truck with all their stuff in the back.God bless them. :smile:
Are Mitch and Pops pulling their road move again. I told them about that! :) J/K fellas! :)
 
Prince said:
Are Mitch and Pops pulling their road move again. I told them about that! :) J/K fellas! :)
Haha,that's funny.I told the kid his fighting game better be better then his pool game when he asked me to fight because if not then he would be in trouble since he sucks on the pool table,he was hot especially coming from me who sucks. :o
 
Fast Lenny said:
Haha,that's funny.I told the kid his fighting game better be better then his pool game when he asked me to fight because if not then he would be in trouble since he sucks on the pool table,he was hot especially coming from me who sucks. :o
Sounds like you spotted him the first punch and he miscued and didn't get four knuckles to the rail. Sucks to be him :)
 
Prince said:
Sounds like you spotted him the first punch and he miscued and didn't get four knuckles to the rail. Sucks to be him :)
Well I had to behave as I am respectful of peoples establishments and people didn't want me getting into trouble and going outside,I am an adult or atleast trying to act like one,those days are behind me but if you take a shot then whatever happens.....happens. :grin-square:
 
Prince said:
good call, plus you never know what these fools nowadays might try. (pull gun, knife, etc..) Just not worth it. They will run into the wrong folks one of these days.

Dennis
www.desertclassictour.com
Yes,I agree Dennis.I believe in karma and perhaps the air barrel was for something I did but to be honest it has been a long time since I have been a bad boy so I thought I was all paid up. :smile:
 
Fast Lenny said:
Yes,I agree Dennis.I believe in karma and perhaps the air barrel was for something I did but to be honest it has been a long time since I have been a bad boy so I thought I was all paid up. :smile:
Nah, welcome to the pool world. Unfortunately, this happens way to often. If room owners and directors would refuse to allow these types to participate, perhaps it might improve the image of pool. I know this, they won't participate if they show up at Metro, unless they want to pay a $340 and $240 membership fee. $500 of which will go back to ontherailtv.com. :)
 
Prince said:
Nah, welcome to the pool world. Unfortunately, this happens way to often. If room owners and directors would refuse to allow these types to participate, perhaps it might improve the image of pool. I know this, they won't participate if they show up at Metro, unless they want to pay a $340 and $240 membership fee. $500 of which will go back to ontherailtv.com. :)
Haha,thanks Dennis but these guys dont seem the type to show up there to play,they are lowlifes.I do know this that most room owners know me to be a good decent guy and not one to start trouble but I wont take an air barrel quietly,I outed them in front of the room and they looked like idiots.I doubt they will be back there and hope they will be banned from the room,which I am sure they will be as they should be.Well time for me to get some rest and dream about my Birthday Barrel,I just have to laugh because you cant make this stuff up,life is great! :thumbup:
 
The start of your 30th year...

Happy Birthday... You started off your 30th year with a bang. Now you are even and you will have good things continue to happen. :cool:

Dwight
 
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