The funniest,craziest,greatest thing you ever witnessed in pool

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poolmaster

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I believe it was last year at Hopkin's Expo. This Italian player(forgot his
name) kneeled down in the front of the table and banged his head into
a corner pocket. I think he end up with like ten stitches or so. Crazy stuff
 
poolmaster said:
I believe it was last year at Hopkin's Expo. This Italian player(forgot his
name) kneeled down in the front of the table and banged his head into
a corner pocket. I think he end up with like ten stitches or so. Crazy stuff
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Fabio Pertroni
 
broken cue ball

I was playing in a little crappy 5 dollar tourney at Hams restaurant. The balls and table were horrible. This guy breaks the balls and the cue ball shatters. He couldn't have hit them harder than 20 mph if that just it already had so many dings in it it just shattered, he walked around like he was diesel until the place made him pay to replace the ball.
 
Same here. Masters League night. Opponent misses a ball, leans over the side pocket and smashes his forehead into the rail. Knocks himself out. Bam down to the floor and hits his head again. Shot was easy-head was hard.

He did finish the match But never said a word to anyone. I noticed he's not on that team anymore....SPF=randyg
 
In our local bar. An ugly stripper dropped her drawers and bent over to distract some random guy she was shooting pool against. You could see the moosenuckle thru her sweatpants, I'm glad i wasnt standing on the other side of the table when she did that. She was new to the area, way to make friends.
 
fatsix said:
In our local bar. An ugly stripper dropped her drawers and bent over to distract some random guy she was shooting pool against. You could see the moosenuckle thru her sweatpants, I'm glad i wasnt standing on the other side of the table when she did that. She was new to the area, way to make friends.
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lol, keepin' it classy on the Friday after Thanksgiving in AZ Land.
 
poolhustla61508 said:
I was playing in a little crappy 5 dollar tourney at Hams restaurant. The balls and table were horrible. This guy breaks the balls and the cue ball shatters. He couldn't have hit them harder than 20 mph if that just it already had so many dings in it it just shattered, he walked around like he was diesel until the place made him pay to replace the ball.
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LOL! I did that at the bar a few months ago....same exact thing. It sucked I was pulling little pieces of cueball of the table for an hour. Some regular down there comes up to me every time I see him, he like "there is the kid with the super break" :rolleyes:

few weeks ago at the same place I broke and lauched the cue into some girl....hit her right in the leg, turns out she was cocked and it was her birthday. (felt like a d!ck)

I guess my break is too powerful for that little bar box.:grinning-moose:
 
I would say when I was at the DCC interviewing Bucktooth in the TAR Booth when Fatboy came in with the bag o' cash and told Tooth to flip for it.
 
I personally witnessed Earl Strickland getting choked by Scott Lewis in Greensboro, NC. Earl went into jackass mode & went way too far.
 
Several years back, I was running a ladies tournament. One of the ladies in a particular match came over and said that the table must not be level. So I go over to see what was going on and it took 2 seconds to see that it had one of those crazy cueballs on it. They had a party the night before and left the cueball in the table. The funny thing was the score was 1 to 1 before they came up to tell me about it :smile:
 
I was playing with my friend one time and these two guys got a table next
to us. We stopped playing and started to watch them two, we couldn't
believe what they were about to do. They racked the balls and one of
them broke. I couldn't take it anymore so I went over and asked what
game are they going to play. Guy says 8 ball, so asked him how in the
world is he planning to do that on a billiard table? I said, you know it has
no pockets. It took them few moments and we all started to laugh:smile:
 
You Would Of Had To Be There

One night at the old Table Steaks in Denver, a guy misses a shot playing a $50 set
and smacks a hanging "beach-ball" 9-ball off the ceiling with his cue and continued to knock it around the room.

You had to be there to see how funny it was,
especially at 2:00 in the morning.
 
I saw alex pagulyon (sp?) "the lion" once do a no look on a match winning nine against bustamonte ( I think) and miss! He was laughing at him
self for a while.
 
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Scottyboy716 said:
I saw alex pagulyon (sp?) "the lion" once do a no look on a match winning nine against bustamonte ( I think) and miss! He was laughing at him
self for a while.
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He's one of the kind, isn't he. I love to watch him play cause it looks that he always
has fun no matter how important the game is.
 
New 8-Ball Game

poolmaster said:
I was playing with my friend one time and these two guys got a table next
to us. We stopped playing and started to watch them two, we couldn't
believe what they were about to do. They racked the balls and one of
them broke. I couldn't take it anymore so I went over and asked what
game are they going to play. Guy says 8 ball, so asked him how in the
world is he planning to do that on a billiard table? I said, you know it has
no pockets. It took them few moments and we all started to laugh:smile:
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3-cushion 8-ball could be a lot of fun.
You may be on to something.

You're ball comes off every time you score a point..:idea2:
 
poolhustla61508 said:
I was playing in a little crappy 5 dollar tourney at Hams restaurant. The balls and table were horrible. This guy breaks the balls and the cue ball shatters. He couldn't have hit them harder than 20 mph if that just it already had so many dings in it it just shattered, he walked around like he was diesel until the place made him pay to replace the ball.
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I would have told them where to go. No way would I have replaced it.
 
Craziest thing: two guys were playing at the table next to ours. Suddenly, one of them screamed and blood spewed out of his bridge hand. Turns out, there was a bunch of small but nasty glass splinters embedded in the felt, and the remnant of a broken beer glass hidden in one of the pockets. They had managed to play and avoid injury for a good two hours.

Funniest thing: a drunken friend was going around from table to table, being loud and obnoxious while the rest of us was playing the poolhall's bi-weekly 9-ball tournament. At some point, the guy I was playing against had the 9 hanging by the corner pocket, and a straight-in shot. As he was taking his shot, my friend arrived, leaned his crotch against the table's corner, just in front of the 9-ball, arms and legs spread wide and shouted "woohoo mister, I bet you're gonna scratch!" or something. The guy glanced at my friend, went back to his shot, instantly lowered his cue tip almost down to the felt, and shot hard, scooping the cueball and jumping it right into my friend's cojones. The cueball then somehow dropped back right on top of the 9 ball and pocketed it. Then he calmy said "oops, I miscued" as my friend was bent in half holding his family jewels. Classic... It was so great I didn't even call foul on the illegal jump shot.
 
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