The funniest excuse you ever heard from poolplayer when they lost

[Black-Balled]

I had a bad angle
(after missing ball in hand)

Hay! This has happened to me. Twice!

 

[Black-Balled]

Oh- and one of the Boggs said Beenie beat him coz he had to go get his laundry...after 1 set.

 

[Falcon Eddie]

I heard this one once, "I had to take a crap".

I always thought the guy was full of shit, guess i was right.

He should have said..".I wish I had the runs ." I couldn't even Sh#T Out.

 

[ridinda9]

I am playing in a BCA league. The player that I am playing in the game breaks and comes up dry and scratches. With BIH I run the table out. He says that the only reason that I beat him is because he has a new cue and isn't use to it. I looked at him and asked "You bought a new break cue?" He said "No a playing cue." I than laughed and said "Well, the break cue is the only one that you used in the game. You broke and that was the only shot you had." He yelled "But it doesn't matter. You would never beat me if I was playing with my old cue."

I don't know why he ever switched cues. I played him a few more times during the season and he must have always been using his new cue. He never ever beat me. I quit after that season because the league was rigged for the LO and his team or buddies to always win.

wow , now there's a way to rig BCA for the LO's buddies ?
start a thread for that one . . . . plz . . .

 

[8&snap]

Oh- and one of the Boggs said Beenie beat him coz he had to go get his laundry...after 1 set.

Sounds like scotty,freddie is pretty quiet & subdued.

 

[Mr. Wiggles]

I lost?

This one is easy. I use it constantly and there is lot of truth in it also. THE FINAL SCORE DOES NOT ALWAYS REFLECT THE QUALITY OF PLAY