The perfect poster

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Hi all,

There have recently been numerous threads regarding what elements would constitute a perfect player (e.g. earls shotmaking, efrens imagination, etc.). While these threads serve no real purpose in my opinion, they have been fun to watch.

Since we are so eager to dissect and analyze the players' qualities, characteristics and skills, why not have a similar thread on the perfect azb poster?

So, you all know the game. If you could put together the perfect azb poster, how would you do it?

Being a newbie, I'll let someone else get the ball rolling.

J.S.

PS. If this seems not-so-much-pool-related, please feel free to move / delete.
 
One way or the other, all threads serve a purpose.
As far as posters go, I always thought the perfect poster was the Farrah Fawcett swimsuit.
 
I am the perfect poster. The type all others should be molded after. I'm intelligent enough, good spelling and grammar, polite, good sense of humor, sensitive when needed, and.....I have a fairly large penis.
MULLY
 
mullyman said:
I am the perfect poster. The type all others should be molded after. I'm intelligent enough, good spelling and grammar, polite, good sense of humor, sensitive when needed, and.....I have a fairly large penis.
MULLY
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yeah!!!!!!! you post good foe show. i always think "what would mullyman" do before i type anything
 
poolplayer2093 said:
yeah!!!!!!! you post good foe show. i always think "what would mullyman" do before i type anything
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Then you most definitely need one of these.

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I dunno Mully we gotta look into the rules and see if Mullets are fair game for this thread! :)
 
J.S. said:
Hi all,

There have recently been numerous threads regarding what elements would constitute a perfect player (e.g. earls shotmaking, efrens imagination, etc.). While these threads serve no real purpose in my opinion, they have been fun to watch.

Since we are so eager to dissect and analyze the players' qualities, characteristics and skills, why not have a similar thread on the perfect azb poster?

So, you all know the game. If you could put together the perfect azb poster, how would you do it?

Being a newbie, I'll let someone else get the ball rolling.

J.S.

PS. If this seems not-so-much-pool-related, please feel free to move / delete.
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A combination between SJM and Terry Ardeno is the perfect poster. Follow their models and you will be highly respected, never embroiled in a fight, and enjoy your time on AZ.
 
I would enter into nomination for best AZ poster a man we all know and respect. A man who not only possesses a detailed knowledge of cue sport history, but enjoys a high level of playing skill in all its many games, as well, especially One Pocket. His opinions are fair, honest, devoid of favoritism, and to the point. His humor is unmatched in today's modern forum environment, and his generosity is legendary.
Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, I give you the man of the hour. Me. :wink:
 
Tramp Steamer said:
I would enter into nomination for best AZ poster a man we all know and respect. A man who not only possesses a detailed knowledge of cue sport history, but enjoys a high level of playing skill in all its many games, as well, especially One Pocket. His opinions are fair, honest, devoid of favoritism, and to the point. His humor is unmatched in today's modern forum environment, and his generosity is legendary.
Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, I give you the man of the hour. Me. :wink:
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Man, I really thought you were building up to introduce me into the conversation. But then came the curveball of all curveballs, and you named yourself.

The judges are deliberating, and a ruling will be made shortly. Word has it they're leaning towards me, though. Sorry Tramp.
 
mullyman said:
I am the perfect poster. The type all others should be molded after. I'm intelligent enough, good spelling and grammar, polite, good sense of humor, sensitive when needed, and.....I have a fairly large penis.
MULLY
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Well something's fat. But I think it's your head.
 
I felt obligated post this reply, as I sensed someone was going to comment this thread is worthless without pictures.
 

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an interesting mix

Cheers gyus, now I have this image of a cross between Jay Helfert and Farrah Fawcett in a swim suit with a mullet and a fairly large penis in my head as I read the forums... :grin: I think this is going to make it very tough to focus on the more serious threads.

J.S.
 
mullyman said:
I am the perfect poster. The type all others should be molded after. I'm intelligent enough, good spelling and grammar, polite, good sense of humor, sensitive when needed, and.....I have a fairly large penis.
MULLY
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That you have chosen to modeled yourself after me is quite humbling. :wink::grin:
 
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