After being in just about every state in the Union, I gotta say it's almost a tossup between Texas and Georgia!
Half the hot chicks in Cali aren't from there, they're on vacation! lol
Although I have seen some real lookers in Muscatine....
Free entry and four lap dances did you say?
There is always a game to be played somewhere. Sometimes you play sometimes you get played, but it's up to you to find it and make it happen.
Coming out like you're Efren probably isn't the best way to get a harvester to jump into action with you.
Didn't you learn anything from the Color of Money? lol
Take a quick trip to Kansas City if you want action. Or Council Bluffs, there's bound to be some around there. Omaha. Cedar Rapids. Davenport.
There's a whole lotta games out there. Trust me.
I never went short on action when I was running the roads rodeoing, about I also didn't come in with lights blaring, horn blowing, and magnetic signs that said "looking for action, Iowa sucks!"
Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet, and play the game for the sake of the game. It's called practice. If it was your living, you'd already have done your homework on who and where to play, and who to avoid.
As for the women out there, and the people in general.... loved 'em. Very rare to find a place that is consistently cool around the state.
But if I were you, I'd not take up Dominoes out there, there's some old guys that could give you the last 7!
Don't worry too much, the AZ Telegraph has probabbly already done the legwork for you and got guys clocking you as we speak. If you sweat them, they will come....lol
