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[arsenius]

(Shooter, very quietly as to not break his concentration): "......You didn't jiggle the handle .....did you Bob?"

"Television Pool jumped the shark before it ever really got popular."

 

[Kyotee]

Guy in the background: "Seriously man... you couldnt wait till you got home to plug up the crapper?!?!"

 

[Craig Fales]

(Guy in background):

I think there are poolsharks in here....No really, look over there at that fin....

 

[custmqs]

"WTF? You told me you are an experienced sand bagger..."

 

[chefjeff]

(Guy in background):
Does this carpet look funny to you?

This will be our last game....I think we're drifting apart.

Jeff Livingston

 

[Kyotee]

"WTF? You told me you are an experienced sand bagger..."

ROFL!!!!!!!!! best one yet...

 

[3andstop]

The tag under the table says dry clean only. I told you, I knew it, the damned thing is shrinking faster than I can finish this game.

 

[bigshooter]

All right then, the terms are a race to a 1000 or 40 days and 40 nights, whichever comes first and winner takes the ark.

 

[Cuebacca]

"WTF? You told me you are an experienced sand bagger..."

:idea: "Don't worry... this table's got buckets!" :grin-square:

 

[AZE]

.... Pool room.

get it?

 

[BillyKoda]

The greenhorn thought he was going to play Sig Hansen while killing time to the next string?

 

[Balabushka]

(Shooter): Please tell me my butt isn't touching the high voltage heater....

 

[Balabushka]

(Guy in back): Hey those lights over the table are not centered! What do ya say I go get my tools and we fiddle with the electrical wires?

 

[crawfish]

"Hurricane? Fu#$ that. You quit, and I get the money on the light."

 

[Melissa Herndon]

(Guy in background): "You idiot! I said let's play WATER POLO!"

This is my favorite! Very creative!!!!!

 

[KC7MRQ]

Wow, your shots just seem to float into the pocket.

 

[KC7MRQ]

Who would of guessed that my cue doesn't float?

 

[KC7MRQ]

Where do you keep your SCUBA gear? I just dropped the chaulk.

 

[Dawgie]

Hey, I think high humidity does affect the table. What do you think Noah?

 

[DeepBanks]

Yooooh Reggie . . .

1. "When you said you were takin' us to a dive . . . I really thought you were kiddin'."


2. (Guy IN Back) . . . "Hurry up and shoot asshole . . . the tides starting to come in."