Those Two Undercover Monster players are real. I have photographic evidence!

Why does it matter how fast he shoots? He grips the cue with his thumb out, clearly he has no idea how to play properly. Post at least a full rack runout. He plays like someone that has been playing for a long time by learning the wrong way and just makes balls because he's been at it for so long, not because he knows how to play.

Either way, looking forward to your "Excuses why no-one saw those guys there" post. I'll help you a bit. "They lost the keys to the car" "Really bad menstrual cramps" "They are playing the King of Shlamasta for $100,000 a game" "Dang Apple GPS app!! This isn't California!!"

that's a massively premature assumption, I've seen monsters and pros alike with the worst form imaginable as well as getting out of line often with the cueball and then cleaning up after like nothing
 
that's a massively premature assumption, I've seen monsters and pros alike with the worst form imaginable as well as getting out of line often with the cueball and then cleaning up after like nothing

Sashmouth is my bud! And he likes his Dr. Pepper too ;)
 
All kidding aside, while I understand the sheer improbability of such a thing occurring, if in fact an undercover monster fell onto the professional pool stage to dominate or challenge the best in the world, it could do absolute wonders for the sport.

Just like John Daly or Jeremy Lin, the mainstream media loves this type of rags-to-riches or emerge-from-obscurity story. And it might be just the catalyst required to get pool back on tv.

So is this story true? Almost certainly not. But there is a small part of me that thinks it would be a pretty cool thing if it were.
 
FWIW...I love this thread!! If you can't find entertainment in this thread, you're taking life way too seriously.

I'm no expert, but clearly the guy in the video is the guy in the photo.....however, am I the only one that absolutely hated this guys pattern? you can't run 10 racks of anything getting out of line three times in four shots!

Yeah, his shot selection was far from pro-level.

Plus, he begins to jump up on his shots and twists post contact to 'help' the ball into the pocket. That guy has no chance to win a $1000+ tourney and less than 0% chance to come out ahead playing a real pro player.
 
LOLOL! Too funny, man.

BTW, you might break some kind of AZB posting record for the last couple of days. "Manic" doesn't even describe it. You should get into a war of words with JBnutCase...


Eric >lol...

He's got a LOOOOOOONG way to go in terms of breaking any posting records. Busboy averages like 25 meaningless posts a day. lol
 
Where is this video of the 12 pack? Still waiting for that, I assume its gonna drop on the 12th of never. Looking at the clip posted I find it unlikely this guy can run 12 balls much less 12 racks.
 
Where is this video of the 12 pack? Still waiting for that, I assume its gonna drop on the 12th of never. Looking at the clip posted I find it unlikely this guy can run 12 balls much less 12 racks.

This is the only 12 pack you're gonna see in this thread:



Eric
 

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I really hope somebody like SVB shows up with those goofy black glasses/fake nose/mustache disguises and signs in under an alias. Instant undercover monster!
 
I really hope somebody like SVB shows up with those goofy black glasses/fake nose/mustache disguises and signs in under an alias. Instant undercover monster!

SVB needs weight from the New Yorker.....
...Arizona he can hang with.
;)
 
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