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New professional pool tour's prize fund BIGGER than the PGAs!!! - any promoter
No way would I play that guy, he's a Pinoy - Chris Bartrum
I've switched my username to Fatboy3 and promise NO namedropping from now on - Fatboy or Fatboy2
Never buy a cue case from overseas - JBcases
No more golf related topics in a pool forum please - ME :p
I would like to pay double for .... in the wanted/for sale section - anyone (not that I've ever been lowballed, lol)
1p is the worst game in pool - FastLenny
I LOVE Michigan football - Beav
No more pool for me, I've made the WNBA - SarahRousey
Aiming systems are for sissies - Joey A
I'll be on the next plane to play you - DonnieMills
Stream Shane playing someone? No thanks - JCIN

There's gotta be a million more, but I'll stop....for now
 
Kickin' Chicken said:
Also, all in good fun...

"Let me keep this brief" sfleinen

"My wife is on my last nerve" Terry Ardeno

"Don't think I've ever seen that model Palmer before" Tate

"I dunno what caused the ball to do that..." Dr. Dave

"Me neither" Bob Jewett

"I can't seem to find a picture of _(fill in the blank)_ " JAM

"Say, Jack, I was wondering if we're still on for that Carnival Cruise with the wives" John Barton

"Just a headsup that this Dale Perry 1 of 1 will be up on eBay starting this Sunday night but I thought I'd give you guys a chance here first" kvnbrwr

"No, seriously, Dumbo, you keep your tusks, you may need 'em someday" Joe Barringer

"Let me just ship it like this and if the customer notices, then, oh well, I guess I'll have to redo it" Dennis Searing

"It was a total honor and pleasure for Sean and I to buy our Canadian friends these expensive steaks - blue hog and pt should be playing on the pro tour" Kickin' Chicken

Best,
Brian kc
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This is like professional comedy. Maybe it's time to come to LA and write a few sitcoms.

This is a very funny thread you guys - good job.
 
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A Poll:

Do you like Earl Strickland's ass weights?

A) Yes
B) Certainly
C) I prefer gritz n' gravy
 
A few from the Ask The Pros subforum.

"You know luck has absolutely nothing to do with it, I'm just better than all these *****es." Efren Reyes

"Side effects of Ritalin." Alex Pagulyan

"Best decision I ever made. Quitting pool for a career as a Chippendale's dancer." Danny Basavich

"你好，你怎么样？" Wu

"It's simple. In Korea I'm Korean. In the U.S. I"m American. Hell, DC pays me enough I'll say I'm from Krypton" Charlie Williams

"If I owe you anything, email me so I can start payback immediately." Cliff Joyner

"In retrospect, I'd consider my career was about average." Mike Sigel
 
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I haven't cleaned my Gold Crown in a month....Kickin' Chicken

Can you IT guys explain how to 'right click'?....Sfleinen

I was muscled by Alex Pagulayan....Justin Collett

I have never read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.....
..by BlueHog Rider

Peace Through Meditation....Earl Strickland
 
Puns? What are puns? I have no idea what you are talking about. PT

And speaking of EW.

I traded Kevin Brewer my Wheat Bucks for a Tascarella.
 
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All in fun...

In the Wanted/For Sale section:

"Just an okay Schon...with pictures!!!" (deanoc)


Jason

(Just poking fun Dean!!!)
 
A few more, again, all in good fun...

"Achieving positivity and happiness through BCA league play" C. Carl McConnell

"I hit the mother lode and am ready to settle all debts" SC5

"Does this tin foil hat make my ass look fat? Patrick Johnson

"POLL: Which rail cushions are the absolute best?" RKC

"I have just one pool story; it's rather brief and uninteresting" Jay Helfert

"Continuing frustration over how to post pics here on az - HELP!" Derek Disco

Best,
Brian kc
 
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"I am contrite over my despicable behavior & comments toward my fellow AZB posters." Lou Figuieroa
 
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Danny H to John S

Love the Schmitty one. :) how about...

Hey John, let's play the all around... sure you can use a jump cue whenever. ~Danny. Lol.

Carl

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I forgive Lou and PJ for their low brow comments and hope that they will now consider "befriending" me. Drivermaker.
 
All you need is love

CarlB said:
Love the Schmitty one. :) how about...

Hey John, let's play the all around... sure you can use a jump cue whenever. ~Danny. Lol.

Carl

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There is nothing you can do that can't be done (Mr. 400 hundred) nothing you can sing that can't be sung - it's easy :wink: all you need is .
 
"How to destroy a ferrule with a laser pointer" by schmidtty
"Pimpin ain't easy" by charlie williams
 
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