MisspentYouth
Banned
Dear Thorsten,
Love ya bud. You are the best 14.1 player on Earth. We all know you put in the work in the gym. Much respect. But you need to stop washing your shirts in hot water. After watching the 2014 USBTC I just couldn't take it anymore. I was going to say something after the 2013 SBE when you wore that weird French nautical getup, but I kept silent. No more. I demand you buy larger shirts or do the reverse of working out, whichever is easier. Godspeed.
And Mika, if you are reading this, I am keeping an eye on you as well. But not because I find your tiny shirts attractive.
Love ya bud. You are the best 14.1 player on Earth. We all know you put in the work in the gym. Much respect. But you need to stop washing your shirts in hot water. After watching the 2014 USBTC I just couldn't take it anymore. I was going to say something after the 2013 SBE when you wore that weird French nautical getup, but I kept silent. No more. I demand you buy larger shirts or do the reverse of working out, whichever is easier. Godspeed.
And Mika, if you are reading this, I am keeping an eye on you as well. But not because I find your tiny shirts attractive.