Toasty's shirts over the last few years

Dear Thorsten,

Love ya bud. You are the best 14.1 player on Earth. We all know you put in the work in the gym. Much respect. But you need to stop washing your shirts in hot water. After watching the 2014 USBTC I just couldn't take it anymore. I was going to say something after the 2013 SBE when you wore that weird French nautical getup, but I kept silent. No more. I demand you buy larger shirts or do the reverse of working out, whichever is easier. Godspeed.

And Mika, if you are reading this, I am keeping an eye on you as well. But not because I find your tiny shirts attractive.
 

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Dear Thorsten,

Love ya bud. You are the best 14.1 player on Earth. We all know you put in the work in the gym. Much respect. But you need to stop washing your shirts in hot water. After watching the 2014 USBTC I just couldn't take it anymore. I was going to say something after the 2013 SBE when you wore that weird French nautical getup, but I kept silent. No more. I demand you buy larger shirts or do the reverse of working out, whichever is easier. Godspeed.

And Mika, if you are reading this, I am keeping an eye on you as well. But not because I find your tiny shirts attractive.


I just just hear Thorsten's voice now..... "I must break you"

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Lesh
 
In general, Europeans are fit and wear close fitting clothing to showcase it. Americans are fat and wear loose fitting clothing to hide it.

Clothes manufacturers all know this as well, and sell the appropriate clothing to the appropriate market.

Thorston looks great. Keep on rocking it, and showing the Americans how to look, play, and dress.
 
Maybe thorsten just grew rather than the shirt shrinking. Lookit them guns.
"Is somebody a veterinarian? Cuz these pythons are SICK."
 
I don't really see anything alarming to be honest. If it makes you that uncomfortable you might have deeper issues.
 
I always call this the extra medium effect. Guys who wear the smallest T shirt possible to enhance the guns. Its like a push up bra
 
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