Top 10 pool quotes that sound dirty but aren't. (pt 2)

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cyrex

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Had to do a part 2 on this...

Top ten phrases that I've heard or read (on AZB) that sounded dirty but aren't.

10) I use cue slik to make my shaft super slippery.
9) I just had my entire butt resprayed by Scot Sherbine.
8) He'll be in great shape if he can move his balls over a little!
7) I just hate sitting on an Andy Gilbert shaft.
6) Fingerslides!
5) Hey Lenny, is anyone else having problems with their stream?
4) You tell him.. if he wants action, I'll give him action all night long!
3) He's got the nutz!!
2) Ralf plays around with the weights in the butt.

And the #1 phrase that sounds dirty but isn't....

1) Getting down and dirty in the TAR pit!
 
"it's "uncomfortable" moving balls around when we're not used to it." ~ Steve Lipsky
 
i've heard a few commentators refer to efren as "massaging the balls" when playing one pocket.

also, i forget which tape and whos playing, but a commentator says "hes gonna really need a come shot here."
 
JusticeNJ said:
i've heard a few commentators refer to efren as "massaging the balls" when playing one pocket.

also, i forget which tape and whos playing, but a commentator says "hes gonna really need a come shot here."
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haha... and ewwww.

"Allison is at least 2 balls better than her"
 
I just read this today in a post from Big Perm:

"be smooth and be fearless....the smooth keeps me under control, the fearless part keeps me creative and aggressive.... "
 
In the late 90s, a teenage kid had trouble finding a shaft for his cue after the original broke. After a few weeks, an older fellow, Big Daddy, was able to sell him one. (Big Daddy was also known to be gay.)

This kid, all happy since he can shoot with his cue now, yells in the middle of the pool room, "Big Daddy's shaft fits my butt!"
 
Sweet Marissa said:
In the late 90s, a teenage kid had trouble finding a shaft for his cue after the original broke. After a few weeks, an older fellow, Big Daddy, was able to sell him one. (Big Daddy was also known to be gay.)

This kid, all happy since he can shoot with his cue now, yells in the middle of the pool room, "Big Daddy's shaft fits my butt!"
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BIBLICAL FAIL!!! :lol:
 
Here's one a friend of mine would say every once and awhile especially when he would hit a beauty :lol:


"There's nothing like the sound of balls smaking tight leather!!!"


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dirty minds think alike

I was just watching a match between Souquet and Immonen where Mika was beat in his 1st round by Chris Bartrum. Mika wins something like 14 matches in a row to get back to the finals.

Commentator Jim Wych says "Mika has been here so long he's had to pitch a tent up front".
 
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