Unbelievable Occurence

That's pretty awful. I would have just walked up and asked if he wanted to play. If not, tell him to keep his imagination in check.

I played at Q-Masters the other day in the general vicinity of a loudmouth idiot who would repeatedly talk about "American Pool Association" and "Scottish Doubles". He was there for two hours torturing everyone within earshot while his buddy got piss drunk and stumbled around the table wooping his ass at APA 8-ball. They weren't playing league :(
 
Crawfish,

You already know the guy is sleazy, you simply wanted us to confirm it because you're in shock of the bar tab move. I'm my book you did the right thing. You let it pass initially, and then posted it here so he can be AZB fodder.

According to the APA rulebook 8-ball on the break is a win unless the player scratches, in which case he loses. As an APA league player he should know.

lol. apa fish
 
you should have put $500 on the table and infront of everyone say..."PUT UP OR SHUT UP!" You would have left with his $500 and his woman...
 
Now, how do you handle that? I wanted to stab him, but we all sat around up front and cracked on him behind his back and just let it go. What do you do?

I would quitely leave and return wearing my "Hustlin USA" t-shirt. Even at your age you would scare the crap out of the guy and win the girl! :eek::thumbup: ...then stab him.

Dave
 
I would quitely leave and return wearing my "Hustlin USA" t-shirt. Even at your age you would scare the crap out of the guy and win the girl! :eek::thumbup: ...then stab him.

Dave

Nice. I'm supposed to meet her and help her on some fundamentals later tonight.
 
beer

I would have told him to play me for a dollar a game.He would have ran off cause the steaks would just be to high.Then I would have grabbed his girl and had her suck my =ick.
 
I always specifically tell the bartender that no drinks go on my tab unless I order them. More than once I have seen an extra round on my tab because I didn't take this precation. Anyways that would have blocked his silly move.


Who plays 8 on the break is a loss? Weren't you at APA where it is win?
 
You know what Craw I woulda ordered two beers on your tab one for me and my lady, called you chicken shit and said bet something.

The end result does not matter in this instance. I woulda told my girl keep the car running this will be over shortly haha! All's I know is I woulda left with the dough, a "Harry Sacks" neon yellow case, and a nice Omen custom cue.

P.S. You should come out here for the TAR match we are havin, gonna be big!
 
I would have seroiusly considered stabbing him, and I might be the most passive person on this board.
 
You know what Craw I woulda ordered two beers on your tab one for me and my lady, called you chicken shit and said bet something.

The end result does not matter in this instance. I woulda told my girl keep the car running this will be over shortly haha! All's I know is I woulda left with the dough, a "Harry Sacks" neon yellow case, and a nice Omen custom cue.

P.S. You should come out here for the TAR match we are havin, gonna be big!
Man, I wish I could. Hey, and NOONE can ever have my Harry Sacks case. It's like family. Cue, forget it. As for the dough, we'll never know.

I'll buzz you later. I gotta go meet a lady who needs some help on her game. Looks like it could be another "hood of the car" night.
 
Hell yeah we love those nights!!!! They know nothing bout the hood of the car. All I can say is if you see Frost or Craw in the parkin lot you are in the danger zone.
 
Hell yeah we love those nights!!!! They know nothing bout the hood of the car. All I can say is if you see Frost or Craw in the parkin lot you are in the danger zone.
All I know is that I live across the street, and I can see the future. Dig it.
 
I would have seroiusly considered stabbing him, and I might be the most passive person on this board.

I would have calmly walked over to him & took the beer he scammed bartender to put on your tab & as calmly as possible..Hucked up a big luggie & spat in his beer & said now you can have it...I don't have much patience with stupidity..& he sounds like quite the tool..
 
Monday night is league APA night at my local home room. There are only two tables that are available to play on during league. I always play on the front one (which is set up a little tighter and faster). I was actually waiting on this guy from Texas that I played some the night before. I was going through my normal 4 beer, 30 minute warmup and I heard my name beside me.

To my right, this guy was playing a league match with a fairly attractive lady (who also plays pretty sporty). I could hear him plainly tell her that he used to "torture me" in the APA. This is a total lie. I played only one season and never lost a match. Sorry guys, it's just not for me. Anyway, I let it go. Couple of minutes pass, and he's still trying to impress her. "Yeah, I've gambled with him and stuck it to him more than once." Again, total BS. I've never even played the guy. If I did, he could get the six and the break and get elbow to elbow in money. Well, I next hear this. "If I weren't playing league, I'd go over and bust him....again." Okay, ego snapped. I eased over and whispered to him that I could hear him, and he's full of shi#. Not out loud. Whispered.

Well, his match is over, and I'm still waiting on my guy. So, being the a$$ that I am, I asked him to play some. His exact words, "Play you some eight ball for beer." Well, whatever. It'd give me something to do. So, I win the flip and make the eight on the break. He starts unscrewing his cue. "Eight on the break is a loss. I'll have a Mich Light." "Uh, uh, no it's not." He unscrewed his cue, walked to the bar and told Kat he wanted a Mich Light and put it on my tab. He then tells the girl from earlier (as he's putting up his cue) "See, he can't beat me." He takes his beer and heads to the back. I was so dumbfounded I just stood and watched him walk into oblivion.

Now, how do you handle that? I wanted to stab him, but we all sat around up front and cracked on him behind his back and just let it go. What do you do?

No, I did not stab him later, either.

Tell him you not only won the game, you want a "8 on the snap" patch. lol
 
I'd be on a mission to bang that girl. And make sure everybody knows after it happens.

Time is on your side.
 
You got more patience then I do because as soon as the first bs comment came out of his mouth I would have called him on it..
 
I would have played him "for the girl", and would have said it in front of her. He couldn't win, either he passes and is scared, or he plays and loses.

In the end, beer isn't important when you can get the girl.

Rg
 
I would have never played him for a BEER. Cash only, post up.

Who cares about the girl, if she was interested in him, why would I care about her?

IMO you should have brushed him off by telling him you had a real pool player showing up with real money and told him you've nothing to prove by beating someone you've never lost to.

Or, you could have saved everyone a lot of time if you would have stabbed him before he opened his mouth.
 
Crawfish,

You already know the guy is sleazy, you simply wanted us to confirm it because you're in shock of the bar tab move. I'm my book you did the right thing. You let it pass initially, and then posted it here so he can be AZB fodder.

According to the APA rulebook 8-ball on the break is a win unless the player scratches, in which case he loses. As an APA league player he should know.

Crawfish:
Now if you really want to put a drop-kick on him, just post his name on AZ Billiards Main Forum. That is equivalent to challenging him to a duel. He won't be able to live that down even if the numbskull can't use a computer.

Keep us posted about the sporty playing lady. We want to know how old she is. 42 is getting up there and we are hoping she is in her twenties. :D

JoeyA
 
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