Probably the same thing I had just got done doing which is why I was calling you to laugh our asses off! Shit was more sick than Magic Johnson.
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I'll give you a hint. Redhead, mmmmm.
Great now you need kevlar. Way to go Beavis!
Stabbing a redheaded hooker?
With a meat hook ?
ok its late and that seemed funny to me.
That is funny...Justin whooped me in some cheap sets tonite, I'll try it again with the 8 though. Had a bad night on poker stars, thank god I only brought about $80 with me since my original plan was to go to big dogs and get shit faced drunk to make up for the idiotic go off amount I lost playing poker. I'll tell you guys what happened and why I think I am done with internet poker.
Well I get Big Slick suited(A-K Diamonds) and press the action with a $40 raise (was playing a 5/10 table). I get two callers and I'm nervous but the flop made me like it a lot.
The flop comes down 3-4-7 all diamonds. I have the dealer position also so I think to myself I'm gonna triple up my $600 chip stack. Sure enough All In in front of me with a guy calling it...makes me think well someone has a set but I can live with a guy getting a full house, I really can. Anyways I call since I have the nuts. The last two cards are total blanks and then the dreaded "Show hand or Muck Cards" comes up. WTF right. Well one guy did hit a set and he pretty much got busted. I have the Ace high flush thats not good enough though...why? Cuz this ***** ass punk mofo calls a $40 raise from the big blind with 5-6 diamonds and bangs GIN. Straight flush on the flop...EFF pokerstars forever. That was the end of my money I had left online anyways.
I was on tilt for the rest of the night...I'm on tilt right now as well. Shoulda got drunk with my $80 instead of donating $60 to The Mad Scientist. I think I've lost like $15k in the last few months...I've won some but who remembers wins. OK rant over, life sucks...I'll never bet the nuts again, correction what I think are the nuts!!!!
Well I get Big Slick suited(A-K Diamonds) and press the action with a $40 raise (was playing a 5/10 table). I get two callers and I'm nervous but the flop made me like it a lot.
The flop comes down 3-4-7 all diamonds. I have the dealer position also so I think to myself I'm gonna triple up my $600 chip stack. Sure enough All In in front of me with a guy calling it...makes me think well someone has a set but I can live with a guy getting a full house, I really can. Anyways I call since I have the nuts. The last two cards are total blanks and then the dreaded "Show hand or Muck Cards" comes up. WTF right. Well one guy did hit a set and he pretty much got busted. I have the Ace high flush thats not good enough though...why? Cuz this ***** ass punk mofo calls a $40 raise from the big blind with 5-6 diamonds and bangs GIN. Straight flush on the flop...EFF pokerstars forever. That was the end of my money I had left online anyways.
I was on tilt for the rest of the night...I'm on tilt right now as well. Shoulda got drunk with my $80 instead of donating $60 to The Mad Scientist. I think I've lost like $15k in the last few months...I've won some but who remembers wins. OK rant over, life sucks...I'll never bet the nuts again, correction what I think are the nuts!!!!
What're the odds?? Bad roll mikey.
I woulda lost my bank roll on that hand as well.:frown:
I woulda lost my bank roll on that hand as well.:frown:
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I like Spimps attitude... give jeanette the 7 and at least you'll have something to tell the grandkids about at christmas time a few years down the road.....:smile:
So what you are saying is I maybe shouldn't go to Meadows tonight since I have tomorrow off for my 30th bday to try to bust some people? Bummer, now I have to change my plans.
Pre flop cardplayer.com says AK is 62.88 favorite with a 0.60% tie. Obviously he is drawing dead on the flop. The odds of him donking a call from the raise to $40 with those rags is 98% from what it sounds like unless he has a stack of 1K behind him then the $40 doesn't seem so much.
Any two cards, i guess.
All I can say is it sucked. The other thing is these kinds of hands seem to happen more often online. In real life you hardly ever see this scenario. If you do see it, it usually is where there are 4 cards on the board suited and connected and you are holding one of the cards to fill the straight flush. I've seen that before. I've been getting drilled very slowly on their for months and I'm happy to go busted...might cancel my account! I'm lieing I'll fill it back up today because Big Brother is on tonite and I like to play cards while I watch that nonsense.
Anyways I got my headphones back for my IPOD so I'll get some good practice in for the next week. I actually wish I was hung over right now!
Anyways I got my headphones back for my IPOD so I'll get some good practice in for the next week. I actually wish I was hung over right now!
Highs and the lows brother. If I don't go out tonight Ill hop on a table with you.
Yeah man come play I digress every time I get too bored. How's the cue that I brought back with free shipping lol.
$600 is all you lost in one hand? To a bad beat and you're upset ?
HAHAHA
I'd be jumping all over the place in happiness if my worst loss was only $600.
Online Poker can kiss my ass.
HAHAHA
I'd be jumping all over the place in happiness if my worst loss was only $600.
Online Poker can kiss my ass.
I've had bigger losses at different points...i dont think I called it my biggest loss. It did bust me though since I have nothing but FPPs now on there. I think online poker is fake, they just deal action cards and laugh at u!
I like the hit and the feel of the wrap. I hit a few balls at home with it yesterday. So far so good. I am just trying to think of the best way to work on my comeback right now...ie game plan if it exists...
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Theres always a game plan my man!
I know what you mean about the crazy hands you see online....I guess it's probably just because of the amount of hands you see compared to live..
but it sure seems like some fishy chit goin' on sometimes.