But, Trump might grab her by the pu$$y if the USA wins and gets a trip to the white house!!!
It is a Male Captain America! Not some pillow biting skirt! Let Earl coach and pick the team!
Kd
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I'm thinking that if el Trumpola tried that move on Jennifer she'd kick him the nuts so hard he'd never try it again. She strikes me as that kind of a lass

Anywhos, I think Jennifer is our best bet.
An Open Letter to Jennifer Lawrence
Dear Jennifer
Your country needs you.
For the last several years a team of Europeans has beat our country at a game the USA used to dominate: pool. Yes, that’s right. One, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table. Pockets that mark the diff’rence between a gentlemen and a bum, with a capital “B," and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
I am asking that you consider the position of Captain of the 2017 USA Mosconi Cup team.
We would need you to be available for a few days, December 4-7, 2017, in Las Vegas. I'm sure a very nice room could be comped for you at the Tropicana.
With you as our country’s Captain I have no doubt that you would inspire our lads to finally defeat the Euros after many years of defeat. It would not take more than a hug and a peck on the cheek and our players would go out and lay waste to the European team and bring their scalps, back one at a time, and lovingly lay them at your feet. (Well, OK, in the case of one Euro player, an ear would have to suffice.) Think of the screenplay possibilities: "Field of Dreams" meets "A League of their Own" by way of "The Color of Money."
I hope you will look favorably upon this urgent request and help your country’s pool players in their darkest hour.
Best regards
Lou Figueroa