Here at the Post Office, your package is revenue. Priority is a word to describe our employee break. Yes, we have bins of packages left over from Christmas. Tracking....hahahahahaha hilarious. (that'll be your footsteps in the snow.) It'll get there when it gets there. Did you call our 800 number? Take a photo of your package? Fragile sticker means we'll launch it off the back wall and into the outgoing bin. We found the drugs you shipped and we smoked them. Hey, can you go to the next window...I'm on break. Oh what's this? A package to Richard Black in Texas? Insured..hahaha.