We need JB Cases here more than ever!

Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.
 
Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.

Haha can't wait! Oh and welcome back John!
 
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I hate to admit it, but that is pretty funny. JB, pulling strings even when he is banned.

JB, keep up this sort of stuff and stay away from the old dramafests. Maybe you have finally figured it out. I will only take partial credit for your transformation, I knew all my words of encouragement would finally get through.

Shit, look at ENGLISH, if it wasn't for all of us showing him how dumb he was being, he may still be arguing about aiming and fundamentals and would have written most posts than Sev!
 
Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.

loooooooooooooooooool
 
Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.

Now that is funny :p

Welcome back, John.
 
Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.

It was a spoon Jerry. My baby spoon that my mother created by beating the iron out of a meteorite and forging it in a volcano's magma flow.

That water buffalo was sacrificed to start an enduring legacy of cue cases. The spirit of the the then wild but now dead buffalo courses through the fibers of every jb case protecting cues as a mother protects its young, fiercely, fanatically, visciously.

Or something like that.
 
I hate to admit it, but that is pretty funny. JB, pulling strings even when he is banned.

JB, keep up this sort of stuff and stay away from the old dramafests. Maybe you have finally figured it out. I will only take partial credit for your transformation, I knew all my words of encouragement would finally get through.

Shit, look at ENGLISH, if it wasn't for all of us showing him how dumb he was being, he may still be arguing about aiming and fundamentals and would have written most posts than Sev!

:ignore:_______________:ignore:

That's what a few nice well intended members convinced me to do.
 
Shit, look at ENGLISH, if it wasn't for all of us showing him how dumb he was being, he may still be arguing about aiming and fundamentals and would have written most posts than Sev!

I'm not sure what posts/threads you're referring to, but Rick's comments about aiming and fundamentals have always been very helpful to me. Just sayin'.

(Somehow, I always seem to miss the dramatic threads that get someone banned)
 
I'm not sure what posts/threads you're referring to, but Rick's comments about aiming and fundamentals have always been very helpful to me. Just sayin'.

(Somehow, I always seem to miss the dramatic threads that get someone banned)

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Go back and read ALL of his 4286 posts...not just a couple...but ALL of them. Report back next year on your findings. Some posts may be deleted due to closed threads. Just sayin.
 
Does anyone know when he is expected to be freed?

Very Soon, as John is like Superman.

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I hate to admit it, but that is pretty funny. JB, pulling strings even when he is banned.

JB, keep up this sort of stuff and stay away from the old dramafests. Maybe you have finally figured it out. I will only take partial credit for your transformation, I knew all my words of encouragement would finally get through.

Shit, look at ENGLISH, if it wasn't for all of us showing him how dumb he was being, he may still be arguing about aiming and fundamentals and would have written most posts than Sev!

No strings were pulled. I said what I had to say the way I always do. You can take no credit for anything. I sincerely wish that you, as in your kind, were not a part of this forum.

How about you take your own advice and don't jump into threads to make drama?

"Ron Swanson" played you with his fake inquiry about wanting to buy a case and you and others could not wait to jump in with your opinion of me.

So as respectfully as I can say it to someone who hides behind the veil of anonymity when defaming others, save it for someone else.

Sincerely,

John
 
Not only is John back but I can today announce that AZB is filming our first movie. Titled "Banning John Barton" the film traces John from the very first day he realized he hated cows and skinned one alive to make his first case all the way until today.

Some of the dramatic scenes include Mike and me spinning the Ban Bottle repeatedly until it lands on John's name and never-before-seen footage of John fighting and killing a Water Buffalo with nothing more than a Swiss Army knife.

You should be a writer -- oh, wait! You already are, indeed; in fact, an excellent writer. :cool:

Well done! ::)
 
Please, no more melodrama..!!!!

I am one of those who loves to read his posts and with a new dvd coming out about cte and bonus ball being rumored to be coming back, I miss him.

Does anyone know when he is expected to be freed?

PLEASE! No way! We don't need more Melodrama on AZ Billiards !!!!
 
No strings were pulled. I said what I had to say the way I always do. You can take no credit for anything. I sincerely wish that you, as in your kind, were not a part of this forum.
How about you take your own advice and don't jump into threads to make drama?
So as respectfully as I can say it to someone who hides behind the veil of anonymity when defaming others, save it for someone else.
Sincerely,
John


Nothing changes. It's the same old venomous stuff.
I can never remember this man welcoming a new member, offering advice that did not, in some way, benefit himself, or even saying happy birthday to one of the good folks here.
He is truly exasperating.
 
Nothing changes. It's the same old venomous stuff.
I can never remember this man welcoming a new member, offering advice that did not, in some way, benefit himself, or even saying happy birthday to one of the good folks here.
He is truly exasperating.

Then your memory is short. Mine is not. :-)

I don't need to change to suit you or anyone else who is on this forum. If I change anything then it's for myself and those who depend on me. I promise you I have done more good for the members of this forum than any anonymous person on here has ever done, more than all of them combined I am sure.

All I was saying is the Mahna Mahna can save his or her condescending advice and apply it to him or herself. And the exact same goes for you.

Next time think about it when you make it point to go out of your way to knock someone when they are not here to defend themselves. You all want to talk about drama and yet you went out of your way to create some.

Let's review, "Ron Swanson" posts looking for my contact info. He was given it in the first couple answers. Then like a pack of rabid hyenas going after a fresh kill several people took the bait and dove in with a frenzy to create drama where there wasn't any.

So please forgive me if I don't put much value on any of those people's opinions about what I should or should not do. Especially when you are operating under a veil of anonymity. When I take criticism then it's generally from people who have the stones to say who they are and who have earned my respect.

Sincerely,

John
 
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Then your memory is short. Mine is not. :-)

I don't need to change to suit you or anyone else who is on this forum.

In June, JB said "I will never be banned again from this forum." Just two months later, JB gets warned and banned again...for the umpteenth time. :rolleyes:

Since you're always proposing silly bets, maybe we need to have some bets on whether you'll be banned again? j/k :)

Regarding the thread title, we need PJ back more than ever.
 
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In June, JB said "I will never be banned again from this forum." Just two months later, JB gets warned and banned again...for the umpteenth time. :rolleyes:

Maybe we need to have some bets on whether you'll be banned again? :) j/k

To be fair, he wasn't banned for something said on this site, so that doesn't count.

I've used other sites that have different 'levels', which are hidden from main view, and you enter voluntarily or by invite only. Within these, pretty much anything goes, with little or no moderation. I think AZB should do the same.

The problem with this place is, there are a thousand egos and nowhere to fight. Old scores cannot be settled and grievances fester, sometimes for years. Add-in uneven moderation and you get witch hunts, baying mobs and a pack mentality.
 
In June, JB said "I will never be banned again from this forum." Just two months later, JB gets warned and banned again...for the umpteenth time. :rolleyes:

Since you're always proposing silly bets, maybe we need to have some bets on whether you'll be banned again? j/k :)


I believe John told me he has only been banned like 4 times. JB, correct me if I'm wrong.

To all you guys claiming JB is a POS, Dbag, Troll, etc, etc. Why not just add him to your ignore list? Why not just ignore him period? I don't get it? All the *****ing and moaning, but if you would just ignore him, you would never know he was here. The truth IMO, is some of you, (pry not all of you) just love to fight with the man. Gives you something to do or what ever. then there are the select few who really hate the guy, like Worldpro, and a couple others. (saw a couple of these guys friend JB, on facebook just to fight with him. REALLY???) AGAIN, why not just ignore? You're self-righteous pursuit isn't having any effect on him. Instead of empowering him by bumping his threads every time you argue, just let them die and fade away...

I only have a couple people on my ignore list, and since I did that, I'm far happier here. I get into a few heated exchanges, but nothing worth getting really worked up about. Usually there is even some clarity, and enlightenment afterward.

I guess I don't get it. I like John, seems like a decent guy. He has his flaws, but who doesn't? If you don't like him, stay away. It's really not that hard.


regards,

Justin
 
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