Weird habit
- Thread starter jordan23042000
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It's even official. And offisorial.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Urinal+Cake&defid=178252
I thought is was a very funny one!
If serious, ask a mate to smack your hand every time they see you do it! Or coat your chalk in something stinky, or just, get some self-control!
I'm on a mission to take the spot of AZ's resident head case
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With the high number of jackasses that have come and gone in the past, your work is cut out for you.
this thread is cool much respect to the op
Here are a few tips that could put you among the elite headcases that have passed through this asylum:
1. Regularly tell everyone how good you are and use a tone of authority.
2. Assume everything negative said on the forums is a personal attack on you.
3. Assume that the myriad usernames attacking you represent just a few well organized posters with vested interest to have a vendetta against you, and they have a great many aliases that they post under.
4. Consider anyone with a science degree to have no understanding of the real world, nor the higher dimensions of thought to which you have access.
5. Start a lot of threads with basically the same content.
6. Never forget or let go of an argument and track your enemies's asses down in every thread they post on.
7. Take over every thread as if it were your own.
8. Don't let anyone else think they are getting away with an idea that might improve the pool world.
That should get you started!
Being weird by doing things like licking chalk, claiming world records and posting ridiculous trick shots will help you to the attention you deserve. You're off to a stunning start! :grin-square:
I think I can implement all of these other than 1 and 4
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Infamy lies ahead for you Jordan!
Alex Higgins would lick the cue ball - to clean it.
Probably had a chalk deficiency in his diet.
https://chesswithballs.wordpress.com/tag/alex-higgins/
Personally, I find spit and a cloth a suitable way to clean the cue ball. :grin:
Probably had a chalk deficiency in his diet.
https://chesswithballs.wordpress.com/tag/alex-higgins/
Personally, I find spit and a cloth a suitable way to clean the cue ball. :grin:
to make it a little less tempting, OP could put the chalk in his "prison purse" before leaving for the pool hall...
From the indications, it's too late. Don't you remember the threads about lead in pool chalk? You don't? Hmmmmm.
Lol I'm gonna set up a block of salt on the ground near the table. Then mid set I'm gonna get on all 4's and start naying like a horse while I lick the salt
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