What are your favorite

In response to an unsolicited wisecrack:

"If I wanted your opinion I'd have given it to you."
or "I'd have beaten it out of you."
 
Slogans

Talking about someone: That guy won't bet "Waters Wet!":rolleyes:

Talking about someone: He won't bet "Fat Meats Greasey!":rolleyes:

Talking to someone: You wouldn't make a "Pimple on a Pool Players Ass!":eek:

After the break: "Line up Young Soldiers!":)

After you just ran an eight pack on someone: "I can't spot you, cause i've never seen ya play!":D


David Harcrow
 
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Quotes

One time a local pool 'AAA' player (shall remain unnamed) was trying to hustle a game with another guy and was trying to discuss giving him weight.. the other guy just looked at him and said "Buddy, you're gonna have to give me so much weight it's going to take 10 minutes just to explain it to me"


"How do you like that guy? Can't run 6 balls and he's the President of the United States" ~Johnny Irish on President Nixon
 
After pocketing the wng ball on the break, "Excellence of execution! And I kid you not!"
 
pool

someone ask me if i want to shoot a game for fun!! my answer==== Ihave sex for fun I shoot pool for money!!!!!! what was the question???:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :D :D
 
stick8 said:
someone ask me if i want to shoot a game for fun!! my answer==== Ihave sex for fun I shoot pool for money!!!!!! what was the question???:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :D :D
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You're one lucky guy....I shoot pool for fun and have sex when my wife wants to. :eek: :D
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
Quotes about the game of pool.
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THEY CALL HIM BRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :D
 
SLOW SNOW....as the cue ball rolls to certain DOOM

Hit em thin, you'll win

When pimping a cue; "It's a self shooter, just point and click"

"I got lucky"
 
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