Lady goes to a shrink who sprinkles ink on a page, folds it, opens it and asks her what she sees.
“I see a man and a woman and they are taking their clothes off,” the woman says.
He does it again and asks her to reply.
“Same woman, same man, they have their clothes off and they are walking into her bedroom,“ she says.
He does it a third time and she looks alarmed, stops him. “Why are you doing this,” she asks.
The shrink says, “I make these pictures and you project your own needs onto them. This tells me about you.”
The lady says, “That is stupid, you are the one drawing dirty pictures.”