What is this "pay no attention to the OB for CTE aiming"?

[paultex]

....and by the way Spider, i didnt know that was you in a video i saw a while back, i watched it a few times, where you demonstrated a pivot and used a description of "torquing a wrench" or something like that. I used that terminology a few times because i think it was a good way for people to understand or get a idea of a way to execute or utilize a technique. Your vid starts out with the classic apologetic nonsense of sparing yourself a possible burning at the stakes, mannnn just say what you got to say and stop perpetuating the eggshell walking.

People are terrified to speak their mind because of boo's from the crowd and it holds back progress. Y'all like to argue too damn much all the time about whats right or wrong or who the fk knows. I don't see who's right or wrong in all actuality.

I have developed to a point, where i discovered the other day, i can litterally bridge in the air and it feels shockingly solid all things considered. Is this a correct way to play? I dont think you will say no, im just trying to make a point.

I have no idea what kind of game im going to deliver but its getting more and more nuclear when or if you consider bridging in the air and angling the stick comfortably at 30-45 degrees and it doesnt feel unstable at all.

But for the record and your possible audio pleasure, I have not turned dat co'nuh yet mangggg, but i keep progressing more and more toward radical stuff because its leading me there and im going with it. Its not my idea, its whats there, that the table itself is telling me to do because of exhausting every avenue of "missing". I am making a connection with the table more and more and its very interesting.

You are a right hander, correct? I dont remember.

 

[SpiderWebComm]

I am or was listed in bob jewetts NPL back in the 90's with a 117 average I think and the highest win rate on the list at the time. My peak was short lived and it was not uncommon to find me playing 100$ sets before a tournament started to "get warmed up" or play those type of stakes against anyone without knowing who they were just to find out and ofcourse Ive been drilled hard like that but not always and those times I got drilled and was outmatched, i lose a few hundred and quit. I never asked for weight in those cases and just quit. It would take basically a low level type pro or little less to torture me like that but in all honesty, my game sucked balls. Aim thick and spin out of it, which has no future and is limited and is dangerous.

Hey, hats off to you for stepping up to the plate and playing for the kind of money you mentioned. Whether it's win, lose, or draw.

Have you ever played golf? If so, take a slice game and develop it and find out over time it sucks,

A slice game or a fade game? Nobody can play well with a slice game but Jack Nicklaus and Lee Trevino made a pretty decent living hitting the ball left to right with a fade game. Now Dustin Johnson is doing pretty sporty hitting a cut from left to right.

then "straighten it out" after 10+ years of basically not playing.

10 years of not playing doesn't do any type of game justice.

I came back a few years ago, and the rust of all that didn't get really ugly till a year later and that's when it really got FUN. Launching cueball miscues off the table for the cash against strong players and missing ball in hand, but hanging in there because "it will change and it's just around the corner and I'll show them!"

Miscue draw launches off the table where the ball polisher wouldn't get all the knicks out of a measle ball. Weeeeeeeeeee!

Those two paragraphs are some funny sheyit.

And I did fo MONTHS AND MONTHS MANNNN.

You get an A+ for perserverance.

Then a very experienced semi legend I knew of, walked in the pool hall last December, he knew who I was in the past, not that he gave a shit and rightfully so because I wasn't a legit strong player, and clued me in on the dominant eye.

12 hours a day for 3 weeks straight before that new visual picture became "comfortable" and I say that sarcastically.

If you were posting here you could have learned it from Geno years ago.

Then I learned how to read counselor, first it was run away bunny, then spot goes to the farm, then law books mostly.

Did the law books teach you how to chalk your cue properly to stop all of the missiles?

You ever been a woman?

Nope! Not even for Halloween or a charity Drag event.

I learned to get in touch with my nurturing feminine side, yep,

Do you wear eyeliner, lipstick, and makeup now to hustle easy money against women in the pool rooms and bars? Hmmm, quite enterprising.

I really don't think you understand, FO'TEEN YEARS counselor.

I might understand FO'TEEN YEARS if I keep reading and listening to your babble. FO'TEEN YEARS of wasted hell and 6 months short of being admitted to a psych ward for life.

You are entertaining at times and good for a laugh.

 

[azhousepro]

Not because you called it BS. Maybe because you drove it into the ground over and over again.

But if you do you will get banned. :thumbup:

 

[paultex]

I might understand FO'TEEN YEARS if I keep reading and listening to your babble. FO'TEEN YEARS of wasted hell and 6 months short of being admitted to a psych ward for life.

You are entertaining at times and good for a laugh.

Yeah but I'm not really trying to be entertaining more than just trying to get this whole "thing" out of the muck. The thing being "pool" and every aspect of it down to even these forums but it also gives me a break from the table when I lack focus but in reality, im burned out but not in a tired or quitting way, just a unfocused girly way, but it comes in waves and I just go with it.

If I had a choice of a private facility or something like that, I would never leave the table and just sleep eat and shit pool 24hrs a day. When my day is over at 1am, i dread sleep because it seems like a chore and the next day can't come soon enough.

Im dead serious though about my "POOL: the movie weeeeee!!" though. You know, with the 1:06 hour soundtrack of the high pitch frequency sound when a television station goes off the air. Im going to listen to it again right now as a matter of fact.

Yep you're right and that's why I'm so damn mad because it didn't have to be this way for me and many others. I was surrounded by gurus when I first started and I didn't know that till recently. All my "gurus" did was just try to rob me and I had enemies before I ever set foot in the hall and didn't even know it.

So, fk everyone and ima do this on my own. A few tiny clues and now they created a monster and ill be damned if I don't come with the pretty game and show people SOMETHING.

Just like music, there's different approaches or categories. Jazz is basically the highest form of expression, next to symphony. The form forces a higher degree of acumen because you simply can't be a slacker and get away with playing jazz.

So, when buddy rich, the greatest drummer arguably of all time, is asked to drum off a very basic tempo, he had trouble doing it. Obviously he can but the simplicity was not what he's used to, just like I can't hit a stop shot, when I feel more comfortable or of suitable conscious, spinning it with max 9 o'clock and going 3 rails.

I execute a stop shot only if it means bending a 15-20 degree shot "straight".

Why? Because it matters and I think I will be able to pull it off consistently when the shot is there but this is not easy stuff but neither is jazz, but people pull it off and that's why they are on average the best musicians technically.

Now go home and get your fkn shine box. Ok now I'm outta here fo real.

 

[Dan White]

Not because you called it BS. Maybe because you drove it into the ground over and over again.

Mike, I have barely mentioned CTE in many months. I just don't care anymore. I get insulted, even a couple of posts up. I ignore it. If you banned one guy who insults every single other poster here, then I bet you could remove your new, more restrictive forum rules and things would go much more smootly. In fact, look at the forum for the two weeks that he was banned recently and I don't think you'll find even one argument. Just sayin'. Either way doesn't matter to me, actually. I was making a joke when Stan said BS.

 

[BeiberLvr]

Mike, I have barely mentioned CTE in many months.

 

[paultex]

Mike, I have barely mentioned CTE in many months. I just don't care anymore. I get insulted, even a couple of posts up. I ignore it. If you banned one guy who insults every single other poster here, then I bet you could remove your new, more restrictive forum rules and things would go much more smootly. In fact, look at the forum for the two weeks that he was banned recently and I don't think you'll find even one argument. Just sayin'. Either way doesn't matter to me, actually. I was making a joke when Stan said BS.

Funny, i bet if the rule of being banned for insulting others to any degree, is done away with, the insulting becomes less and less altogether and more tactful.

I call Stan "hard headed" and im almost at the point it's not actually him who posts because I swear it just doesn't seem to match the man in the video nor the very gentle and caring man I talked to on the phone who graciously gave me ten minutes of his time when I was really really REALLY at a desperate time with confirming a aspect I suspected and saving me valueable time with direction. The man really helped me out and that was at a point where I emailed a lot of long winded findings and claims and rhetorical questions, that I know could turn a person off, but he never closed the door on me.

So, I call him hard headed and then really push a proverbial line and basically call him or entity a liar, stating it might not be him......but obviously I'm sure it is, but it's the point of being tactful because it still exists in the realm of reality.

Stan said I could never find center cueball, whatever that means and I think I'm fairly intelligent by saying just that. He says I can't, the word out there is you never or RARELY ever hit dead center cueball, so who am I to say he's wrong or feel insulted.

The movie road house:

Remember, it's nothing personal, just business.

What if someone says my mother is a whore?

Well, is she?

......and the guy who tried to be funny with the dumb question got it reversed back with reality and the guy didn't like it because he's an idiot in reality and no surprise he got fired soon after.

So, I can come back on Stan if I want and say, should I care about finding true center? That's the real question and since I don't see the importance in it right now, I may discover that necessity over time because the game will tell me. Center is obviously relative to miscue limit, so center technically can be any dam where but not relative when it comes to true connectivity in a shot relationship and I obviously get that and out of general principle of 100% cb command, I'll get center squared away wether its important or not. If I can't figure it out, then im going to pitch a tent on the other side of Stans property line and maybe on his property on the gamble he won't call the cops because im a sincere student of the game and he in fact should be willing to pay me for the privledge because im the guy who is going to send Orcollo home broke, but it's ok Stan, I don't want your money. If you need it THAT BAD, I'll give it too you and im not going to buy your dam book. You show me so we can both look at each other in the eye, you teach, I listen.

Get rid of the damn ban. Let her rip.

If anything, Spider is ten times more insane than me but he's ok, why should I care. If he's about the pool, then we can break bread but he or anyone else ain't gonna tell me how to talk or think because I don't tell others how to conduct themselves. That would be dumb. Some where in the chaos is going to be a gem and that can't happen with bans and walking on eggshells or apologetic pussy talk.

That's why everyone and their mothers want weight these days and maybe still won't step up to the plate for cheap money even. Goddam.

I say I'm going to send orcollo home broke because it's part of a long term outlook based on evidence or no evidence saying I can't get underneath this game and I would like to make a official announcement and im dead serious but it is in fact conjecture but based on clue confirmation:......analyze: COMPLETE:

CONJECTURE: I will bust Orcollo without using chalk and a triangle tip that was chalked once time before the spectacle starts.

Have a nice day!

 

[stan shuffett]

Funny, i bet if the rule of being banned for insulting others to any degree, is done away with, the insulting becomes less and less altogether and more tactful.

I call Stan "hard headed" and im almost at the point it's not actually him who posts because I swear it just doesn't seem to match the man in the video nor the very gentle and caring man I talked to on the phone who graciously gave me ten minutes of his time when I was really really REALLY at a desperate time with confirming a aspect I suspected and saving me valueable time with direction. The man really helped me out and that was at a point where I emailed a lot of long winded findings and claims and rhetorical questions, that I know could turn a person off, but he never closed the door on me.

So, I call him hard headed and then really push a proverbial line and basically call him or entity a liar, stating it might not be him......but obviously I'm sure it is, but it's the point of being tactful because it still exists in the realm of reality.

Stan said I could never find center cueball, whatever that means and I think I'm fairly intelligent by saying just that. He says I can't, the word out there is you never or RARELY ever hit dead center cueball, so who am I to say he's wrong or feel insulted.

The movie road house:

Remember, it's nothing personal, just business.

What if someone says my mother is a whore?

Well, is she?

......and the guy who tried to be funny with the dumb question got it reversed back with reality and the guy didn't like it because he's an idiot in reality and no surprise he got fired soon after.

So, I can come back on Stan if I want and say, should I care about finding true center? That's the real question and since I don't see the importance in it right now, I may discover that necessity over time because the game will tell me. Center is obviously relative to miscue limit, so center technically can be any dam where but not relative when it comes to true connectivity in a shot relationship and I obviously get that and out of general principle of 100% cb command, I'll get center squared away wether its important or not. If I can't figure it out, then im going to pitch a tent on the other side of Stans property line and maybe on his property on the gamble he won't call the cops because im a sincere student of the game and he in fact should be willing to pay me for the privledge because im the guy who is going to send Orcollo home broke, but it's ok Stan, I don't want your money. If you need it THAT BAD, I'll give it too you and im not going to buy your dam book. You show me so we can both look at each other in the eye, you teach, I listen.

Get rid of the damn ban. Let her rip.

If anything, Spider is ten times more insane than me but he's ok, why should I care. If he's about the pool, then we can break bread but he or anyone else ain't gonna tell me how to talk or think because I don't tell others how to conduct themselves. That would be dumb. Some where in the chaos is going to be a gem and that can't happen with bans and walking on eggshells or apologetic pussy talk.

That's why everyone and their mothers want weight these days and maybe still won't step up to the plate for cheap money even. Goddam.

I say I'm going to send orcollo home broke because it's part of a long term outlook based on evidence or no evidence saying I can't get underneath this game and I would like to make a official announcement and im dead serious but it is in fact conjecture but based on clue confirmation:......analyze: COMPLETE:

CONJECTURE: I will bust Orcollo without using chalk and a triangle tip that was chalked once time before the spectacle starts.

Have a nice day!

Just for the record, I said that you do not know how to properly identify center cue ball FROM A VISUAL OFFSET within the context of CTE.
I am a little different on AZ because AZ has proven to be a bit a battlefield where verbal warfare can at times be a necessary tool. It's the nature of this forum.

Stan Shuffett

 

[paultex]

Just for the record, I said that you do not know how to properly identify center cue ball FROM A VISUAL OFFSET within the context of CTE.
I am a little different on AZ because AZ has proven to be a bit a battlefield where verbal warfare can at times be a necessary tool. It's the nature of this forum.

Stan Shuffett

Stan, does the manual pivot form of your first stage CTE, means center cueball in CTE terms or as you describe it or as im delusional'izing it?

Yes, a mouthful because I don't say much right when conversing with you, so it may not be right for me to say you're hard headed because facts are facts and you rate to know more than me. You don't knock on my door, I knock on yours and that's always been a rule of mine, which is, whoever does the knock'n better not whine when they don't get the result they were looking for or whatever the reason, when that door opens.

One day, you may just might, MIGHT, knock on my door and OH BOY AM I GOING TO.....be a nice guy.

CAN YOU FIND TRUE MISCUE LIMIT??!! YOU COULDNT FIND IT ON A MAP WITH INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE YOU DONT DO TRIPLE CUBED!!!

Then I'm going to hand you a shovel and point to a big hill of granite and say, its in there, GO ON NOW, GET'TUH SHUCK'N, I AINT GOT ALL DAY.

I have the feeling you wouldn't even blink and right when you were about to break your back and lay that shovel into it, I'll stop you, shake your hand and say you got what it takes, no need to waste time on that granite.

Am i not merciful?

Stan, do what you want but shut'em all up with your book I guess but better yet, go to derby city and give everyone the 5 ball.

People talk alot of shit about Strikland but I don't see any of them looking to go play him.

Im glad though that you at least respond alot rather than exercising silence.

 

[SpiderWebComm]

Stan, does the manual pivot form of your first stage CTE, means center cueball in CTE terms or as you describe it or as im delusional'izing it?

Yes, a mouthful because I don't say much right when conversing with you, so it may not be right for me to say you're hard headed because facts are facts and you rate to know more than me. You don't knock on my door, I knock on yours and that's always been a rule of mine, which is, whoever does the knock'n better not whine when they don't get the result they were looking for or whatever the reason, when that door opens.

One day, you may just might, MIGHT, knock on my door and OH BOY AM I GOING TO.....be a nice guy.

CAN YOU FIND TRUE MISCUE LIMIT??!! YOU COULDNT FIND IT ON A MAP WITH INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE YOU DONT DO TRIPLE CUBED!!!

Then I'm going to hand you a shovel and point to a big hill of granite and say, its in there, GO ON NOW, GET'TUH SHUCK'N, I AINT GOT ALL DAY.

I have the feeling you wouldn't even blink and right when you were about to break your back and lay that shovel into it, I'll stop you, shake your hand and say you got what it takes, no need to waste time on that granite.

Am i not merciful?

Stan, do what you want but shut'em all up with your book I guess but better yet, go to derby city and give everyone the 5 ball.

People talk alot of shit about Strikland but I don't see any of them looking to go play him.

Im glad though that you at least respond alot rather than exercising silence.

And you say this about ME? " If anything, Spider is ten times more insane than me"

Dude, there isn't ANYBODY even close to being in your league.

You can give the entire world the 5 and out for that classification and win hands down all day every day for life.

You're going to beat Orcullo? ROTFLMAO. You seem to have forgotten how old you are. It's called too old and over the hill for miracles on the pool table.

But keep having fun trying to obtain perfection even though nobody in the history of pool has ever done it. Whatever floats your boat.

Do you know what pro I'm going to beat? None of them. (the words of a sane man)

 

[paultex]

And you say this about ME? " If anything, Spider is ten times more insane than me"

Dude, there isn't ANYBODY even close to being in your league.

You can give the entire world the 5 and out for that classification and win hands down all day every day for life.

You're going to beat Orcullo? ROTFLMAO. You seem to have forgotten how old you are. It's called too old and over the hill for miracles on the pool table.

But keep having fun trying to obtain perfection even though nobody in the history of pool has ever done it. Whatever floats your boat.

Do you know what pro I'm going to beat? None of them. (the words of a sane man)

ok, glad to see you are now coming around and JOKING instead of arguing ALL THE TIME.

I asked you if you were right handed.....dont make me go back and look at your video.

 

[SpiderWebComm]

ok, glad to see you are now coming around and JOKING instead of arguing ALL THE TIME.

Get it straight, Polty. Yes, I joke all the time but I never ARGUE.
I SKEWER. Get your perceptions and definitions straight. SKEWER.

I asked you if you were right handed.....dont make me go back and look at your video.

Why do you want to know? Is it for a fast draw contest and you want to prepare for which hand is going to do you in? All I can say is my dominant hand is the one with hair growing in the palm.

I think you should go back and look at my video. You might learn something. Come to think of it, how about doing one of you maxing out Colin's Potting Test?
Seriously, I would like to see your stroke and how you approach making shots.
Hell, maybe I can learn something from you. All of this babble doesn't do anything.

 

[paultex]

Why do you want to know? Is it for a fast draw contest and you want to prepare for which hand is going to do you in? All I can say is my dominant hand is the one with hair growing in the palm.

I think you should go back and look at my video. You might learn something. Come to think of it, how about doing one of you maxing out Colin's Potting Test?
Seriously, I would like to see your stroke and how you approach making shots.
Hell, maybe I can learn something from you. All of this babble doesn't do anything.

Spider, I got no problem with doing that test on video for you to see, but I have no idea what you would think of it and that's a compliment that I have no idea if you would understand now or after the video was over and I have no idea if you would bother watching it from start to finish and I venture to say you would not.

Im under a lot of stress spider. Over a year ago, i shot a half ball type cut to the right, into the opposing side pocket, from the side of the table where most righties shoot their opening break from, and applied low right and the idea was to make the shot, slide the cb to the left and hit the end rail and let the right spin take the cb to the side rail and land around the middle of the table.

I over cut the shot and there was no right spin and no draw and it felt like I hit a lot of mass..... I call it "hitting a brick wall".

Hmmmmmm.

I tried it again, same thing.

Hmmmmmm.......a little bit of panic and adrenaline, the feeling of drowning doom, but let's try again and put that demon back in that closet.

Same thing.

Spider, that nightmarish feeling was completely justified because I knew what it meant.

So let me ask you something that imo, has infinite more value than that alien communication transmission pic of colins potting test that im too stupid to decipher.

QUESTION:

Do you think I have a problem with that shot alone or is it something else?

If it is something else, do you personally find it depressing or terrifying or.......fill in the blank sir. Be my guest, im all ears.

I'm f'ing serious. You got my word on that.

 

[SpiderWebComm]

Spider, I got no problem with doing that test on video for you to see, but I have no idea what you would think of it and that's a compliment that I have no idea if you would understand now or after the video was over and I have no idea if you would bother watching it from start to finish and I venture to say you would not.

I assure you I would watch the video from beginning to end just like I did with everybody who did the test and posted it. Actually, I watch each of them at least three times.

Im under a lot of stress spider. Over a year ago, i shot a half ball type cut to the right, into the opposing side pocket, from the side of the table where most righties shoot their opening break from, and applied low right and the idea was to make the shot, slide the cb to the left and hit the end rail and let the right spin take the cb to the side rail and land around the middle of the table.

I over cut the shot and there was no right spin and no draw and it felt like I hit a lot of mass..... I call it "hitting a brick wall".

Hmmmmmm.

I tried it again, same thing.

Hmmmmmm.......a little bit of panic and adrenaline, the feeling of drowning doom, but let's try again and put that demon back in that closet.

Same thing.

Spider, that nightmarish feeling was completely justified because I knew what it meant.

It meant you were actually "sh!tting a brick" as opposed to "hitting a brick wall"? Correct?

So let me ask you something that imo, has infinite more value than that alien communication transmission pic of colins potting test that im too stupid to decipher.

Everybody else figured out where and how to set up the balls for Colin's test. I think you're quite bright so don't use the stupid reason and play dumb.

QUESTION:

Do you think I have a problem with that shot alone or is it something else?

Is that question similar to, "Do you think I need to lose some weight" from the Color of Money?

If it is something else, do you personally find it depressing or terrifying or.......fill in the blank sir. Be my guest, im all ears.

I don't find it depressing or terrifying because it didn't happen to me.

I'm f'ing serious. You got my word on that.

Let's see what's going on when you do Colin's potting test and if it happens again on VIDEO.

Right now I'm getting the impression you're doing the following so as not to do a video of Colin's test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MQF2u6SLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FYNF02yEM

 

[paultex]

Let's see what's going on when you do Colin's potting test and if it happens again on VIDEO.

Right now I'm getting the impression you're doing the following so as not to do a video of Colin's test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MQF2u6SLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FYNF02yEM

You don't find it terrifying because it didn't happen to you or you don't want it to happen?

I don't like some of the things you said in that reply you made and it has multiple reasons that branch off in other directions that lead down the same path as to why I got a lot of issues with pool in general. You're not the problem per say and neither am I for sure in comparison to the overall problems.

I have to do some heavy discussion with myself, based on your last reply and the multi layered effects associated with it. I can't do this video for ego and it's all important in reality and not just my own perception.

More than likely I'll do it but it's got to be for the right reason, and spare any "cost" to you that my gutt says I should get, but I don't know if ego is demanding that and I ain't gonna give that demon anything it doesn't need.

If I do, I will fail one way or another and some things are more important than pool but it's tied together because I think it's ok to sacrifice one self to something bigger than the "self" and I believe pool deserves it from my perspective.

I'll get back to you on this.

Help me out here though, are you serious about pool? Yes or no. Yep, dumb question but it has an answer in reality if you break it down. Yes or no but explanation is allowed because:

There's no bargaining on that question because I'll give you my honest answer and that is:.......yes in spirit and no in reality because im not working hard enough at something that I am coming more to grips with in being a monumental task that I basically knew but didn't find the thought threatning enough and to pull it off, I now know I got to go into the abyss I figured would be needed but gambled rationally that perhaps it wasn't exactly needed. Time is running out and what I have been doing so far is not serious enough.

Thanks for making me come to this decision. I believe I can take it on. Working hard or trying hard is a lame concept but I know I haven't been working hard and fooling myself because I, in reality want to quit indirectly by failing......ohhh but I tried hard!.....says the loser.

Anyone can show gutts and get their ass kicked, but winning is something else all together.

Ttyl

 

[SpiderWebComm]

You don't find it terrifying because it didn't happen to you or you don't want it to happen?

It's never happened to me and I can't imagine it happening. It's not something fearful, terrifying, or anything. I'd consider it a fluke, like a shank in golf. Everybody, including pros hit a hosel rocket from time to time. So what?

Ttyl

Hey, do what you want. Make the video with Colin's layouts or don't make it.

If you want to dance around with a "yes", "no", "I don't know", "maybe I will", "maybe I won't, "someday", "not now", etc. so be it but I'm not going to be a dance partner with you through all of it.

I made it, others made it, and some don't want to show their ass so they don't make it. Either man up or not. If you do it on your own and don't post it because it's a bad result, the positive side of it will be that it gives you an idea of where you stand and what you need to work on. You could also know where you stand if you're playing money matches now in different rooms but I'm assuming you're not.

 

[paultex]

Hey, do what you want. Make the video with Colin's layouts or don't make it.

If you want to dance around with a "yes", "no", "I don't know", "maybe I will", "maybe I won't, "someday", "not now", etc. so be it but I'm not going to be a dance partner with you through all of it.

I made it, others made it, and some don't want to show their ass so they don't make it. Either man up or not. If you do it on your own and don't post it because it's a bad result, the positive side of it will be that it gives you an idea of where you stand and what you need to work on. You could also know where you stand if you're playing money matches now in different rooms but I'm assuming you're not.

Ok would this mean we're friends if I do it? Would it make you happy?

I show my ass all the time, I give everyone all the ammo they need.

I can watch dan white on the you tube link, does he do it correctly? I can't make heads or tails of the instructions but I can copy what I see in the video and guesstimate the shot locations.

I thought it over and I'll do it simply because I don't care. I'll do it cold first step in the hall unedited or retakes or do you recommend i do it after being warmed up? I prefer dead cold to be honest. Up to you since ill do it mainly for you.

I would wear high heels too but I don't have any and I don't want to go out and buy any, is that ok?

It took dan 7 minutes, is that normal? It may take me 20. I got no idea because I didn't watch all the video. I just saw him make the first ball.

I have a camera and I think if I set it to mp3 or 4 file, then I can upload it but mannnnn that is going to be a pain in the fkn ass because I don't know how to sinc up the camera to this piece of shyte chrome book and I don't even know if it's possible because I tried before and it left me feeling emotionally abused. I was scared and scarred.

I'll see what I can do but give me some time. I'll give the test my best shot as if my life depends on it but I don't know if I can upload it ultimately and I don't even know where to upload it to or send it to you? Does the camera angle have to be from the side or front or back? Can you give me a few details? Just a few clues, I don't need my hand held. I'm dumb but not helpless.

Thanks

 

[paultex]

i just watched the dan video, i assume he only did half of the test, correct?

Each position requires 2 attempts, correct? Just make the ball, yes? I can apply any velocity or juice to the cb, correct?

I believe there is a scoring chart that determines your skill level, whatever the f that means, does it account for pocket dimension and difficulty?

Either way, i dont personally care, tight or buckets, the ball has to go in the hole and im personally not going to account for difficulty, but i do know this, theres at least 3 shots, definitely 2 dan executed, that would not go in the pockets i play on.

So in reality, he more than likely would have missed more than that because as a british announcer once said during a match on a tight table, "it puts one off", and that is true.Tight and sticky equipment can pucker more than just your stroke, but it doesnt personally bother me any more because i dont have a fear of missing..... But the reality of it lowering margin of error is a reality, but your opponent will miss just as much too, so who cares. But this is not a match, its a test, so i wanted to make it clear because from what i understand, there is a scoring chart. The success is based on that, correct?

Im sure dan can account for it and bare down more in those cases of tight equipment I assume. I know back in the day, my game would drop dramatically on tight equipment because it wasnt the norm......today it is, or at least on the west coast it is.

Personally myself, i would judge on form, rather than results, but whatever, the test has a scoring system based on putting the ball in the hole, bottom line, correct?

 

[SpiderWebComm]

Now that you've made two novel length posts as a personal drum roll, do the test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0

 

[paultex]

Now that you've made two novel length posts as a personal drum roll, do the test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzAfTmC3It0

Ok that's all the help I need thanks. Don't expect it today or tomorrow, give me some time because I got a iPhone4 im about to throw out the window and im contemplating sending messages via carrier pigeon and my old chrome book that I paid for with my own money, now belongs to google because I can't even access my own personal files UNLESS I log in at restart through Google. I don't know why I visualize from the screen perspective, as if I were inside the computer screen itself, the bottom of a boot coming straight at me when I think of this bullshit.

Yes, im about to stomp on it is what it means. Now YouTube is a torture facility with a ad or comercial every 3 seconds unless I pay extortion.

When it happens on the free porn sites, the boot is comin down fo sho mang.

I can't even listen to AWL SUMMUH 16 because of copyright issues. Wtf?