Your Cue Shop is not the local Gas Station or Barber Shop from the Old Andy Griffith show.
The words old friend, favor and free are not a part of what you do to make a living.
Yes if you turn that machine on you will probably get hurt, if the machine does not do it I will.
No, I have no idea what this equipment or wood cost me, it was here when I got the place.
No you can't use my computer to look at Porn sites and yes if you mess with my macro calls and G codes I will hurt you very bad.
Yes that piece of wood is over 50 years old, no I was not planning on throwing it away.
I get paid the same amount you do to BS in my shop, I am sorry your not working but apperantly you don't feel the same towards me.
Yes I understand you didn't know I just sprayed that cue but why did you touch the other 3 wet ones as well?
Naw, no problem knocking that cue over its 50 years old made by some guy named George that a very big customer dropped off, not like it was new or something.
Can I offer to buy you lunch in another city by yourself?